Glory Hole Etiquette And The Art Of Stealthing

🪞 On Today’s Encore Episode of Distorted View Daily… 🔹 Harder, Harder, HARDER! Take a retro ride back to the 1970s with a sultry sex-ed documentary that definitely wasn’t shown in schools. 🔹 A DV classic: Tim explores the ins, outs, and etiquette of glory holes with a self-proclaimed expert named Mark. Spoiler alert: it gets dark. 🔹 Learn about “Twinkie-shaped” holes, the dreaded death grip , stealthing tactics, and a controversial barebacking brotherhood. 🔹 Plus: A horrifying Florida home covered in shit, a penis burned with a hair straightener over a £200 methadone debt, and a carrot-feeding German woman who was butchered alive in France. 💬 Voicemail Goodies Include: 📞 Freaks bleeding out while listening to SexTastic Tuesday 📞 A request for the return of Happy Retardation Thursday 📞 Listener love following the passing of Tim’s dad 📞 An update on masturbation etiquette for deaf fatties 📞 And a caller who confuses “broach” with “breach” for three solid minutes 💉 Support the Show! Sign up for the Sideshow: SuperFreakSideshow.com 📼 Listen to the full 35-minute interview with Mark, the barebacking gloryhole goblin 📍Get more exclusive shows, full archives, and Tim’s deepest regrets 🧠 Distorted Highlights: “I want your babies, Poppy. Breed my little cunt, Poppy.” — future ringtone? “It’s worth a little AIDS.” — Mark, probably “A Twinkie-shaped hole is more accommodating.” “Florida: Still covered in feces.” “Straight cam lube: When you want the illusion of jizz.” “Tim Henson: Helping the bareback community one Dragon Lube bottle at a time.” 📮 Got voicemails, weird news, or buddy passes for airline travel? 📧 Email: [email protected] 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 🧸 “This one’s for the freaks!”