From MAGA to Microdick: Getting Litigious Over Presidential Penis

On Today’s Show: 🎥 DV Monday Night Movie of the Week: Claws for Alarm — a chance encounter leads to love, implants, antennules, lobster hands, and the terrifying Longostino case. 👵 Grandma insists on being eaten out — and yes, it’s just as horrifying as it sounds. 🍔 A McDonald’s patron learns a hard lesson after throwing liquid at someone. Spoiler: he gets his ass kicked multiple times. 🎤 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame Nominee: meet Lovixian and his awkward beachside love ballad. 🍑 Porn stars say the damnedest things — from sliding down dicks like playground equipment to grandma gum jobs. 🌮 Taco Bell’s AI drive-thru is as broken as the ice cream machine at McDonald’s. 📺 South Park skewers Trump as a Satan-loving power bottom with a microscopic peeny. Could legal action follow? Thanks to DV listener Namesake Jake for sponsoring today’s show! Shoutout to Brad Carter and the Prankcast.com community — live prank calls almost every night. Hear one of Brad’s chicken-selling phone freakouts featured today. 🎇 Fireworks ruin Tim’s dog’s ability to poop. 🏠 Freak reports on Cleveland’s infamous “Ninja Realtor.” 🥣 Cookie Crisp isn’t what it used to be. 🎶 Listener requests Tim put Carbon Chaperone and other DV songs on Spotify. Check Out Prankcast.com Claws for Alarm — not a real film, but it should be. Today’s bonus segment for Sideshow freaks will drop later today. Tomorrow’s episode is Sideshow-exclusive. Episode Sponsor:Voicemails:Links & Extras: