Friday the 13th: Curse of the Flesh Eating Jizz

🧟‍♂️ It's Friday the 13th...and something sticky this way comes. In today's jam-packed episode of DV: 🔹 Flesh-Eating Semen : Tim reviews a very real, very ridiculous Friday the 13th porn parody featuring lethal loads and camp counselors with poor decision-making skills. 🔹 Drunk Live Stream Meltdowns : - Facebook boutique owner Lisa gets blackout wasted and screams at Alexa to play “Pop That Pussy.” - Ex-legal YouTuber Nick Ricada delivers a whiskey-soaked, coke-tweaked rant about cancer, anime, and why he can’t end his own stream. 🔹 TikTok Tears & Bans : Influencer Natalie Reynolds storms TikTok HQ after her account gets nuked. Spoiler alert: She's the villain. 🔹 Pride Month vs. Military May : Tim proposes a compromise that includes celebrating both gay sex and the troops—just not at the same time. Also: introducing the “Red Scare” for military women. 🔹 C. Wilder's Gayest Military Ballad : A country anthem so flamboyant it triggered a Navy veteran’s existential crisis. 🔹 Florida Man Alert : A Saudi tourist calls 911 to complain he didn’t get sex at a strip club. America: still confusing foreigners since 1776. 📞 Plus: Listener voicemails, roof color conspiracies, anime conventions in Columbus, and Tim’s bad restaurant suggestions! 💎 Sideshow Freaks — Support DV and get even more insanity: ➡️ Sign up at DistortedView.com 🎧 Bonus segments, exclusive full-length shows, and a custom voicemail line await!