Community Toilet: America's Least Wanted Superhero

On Today’s Episode: Buckle up your buttflaps, Freaks—Tim is back with a scat-tastic start to the week, courtesy of a listener who dug up the internet’s most nauseating gem: Community Toilet , a man who turns his digestive misfortunes into fetish content. Yes, poop is involved. A lot of it. And so are gagging sounds. You're welcome. After rinsing out our souls, we dive deep— prolapse deep —into the life and squishy sounds of a woman known as the Queen of Prolapse , whose rectum is so well-trained, it's practically doing tricks. It's like a red fleshy party blower, and we have the audio to prove it. Then it’s time for a musical interlude from the golden age of pornography with selections from the Adult Film Music Compilation Volumes 1–XXX . Whether you're slamming butts like candy or rockin’ out to Power of Lust , this vintage collection puts Spotify to shame. Also on the show: Vince the ShamWow Guy resurfaces with a new infomercial for the Cheesy Easy —because who needs bread when you can eat your salad out of a greasy cheese bowl? Just ignore the fact he goes full Q-Anon about LGBTQ+ kids halfway through. Womp womp. Human Skull Fragment Holiday Sale —a Florida woman turns her curiosity shop into a black market for bones, complete with festive Facebook promos and totally-not-legal clavicle merch. High-Speed Chase Ends With a Call to AAA —a Utah woman driving 130mph figured, “Why surrender when I can just get my tire fixed?” News Highlights: 💀 Florida Woman Arrested for Selling Human Bones : Clavicles, skull shards, and more. Nothing says Christmas like grandma's remains! 🚔 Utah Woman Flees Police, Calls Roadside Assistance Mid-Standoff : “I’m not resisting, officer. I just need AAA.” 🌪️ China Tells Lightweight People to Stay Indoors : Winds strong enough to yeet waifish folks right into Mongolia. Plus: Wet dreams and sticky sheets—freak voicemails are back and messier than ever. Prostitute Sagittarius Shouty’s ongoing saga: one client nuts too fast, one lasts too long—what does this bitch even want?! DV listeners weigh in on your prolapsed butthole sounds, your sleep-cums, and your musical critiques. 🎶 Featured Tracks from Vintage Porn Soundtracks Include: Butt Slammers 3 Theme Cherry Busters (Ghostbusters parody-ish) Backside to the Future (featuring “Power of Lust”) Six Tits in a Row from Chorus Call The unforgettable Fuck Me (Lyrics: “Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me…”) 00:00:00 Introduction 02:19:24 Take Your Turn Shitting In The Community Toilet 07:34:07 The Queen Of Prolapses! 10:58:11 Original Porn Music Sountracks 18:34:19 Shamwow Vince Is Back With Cheesy Easy 22:35:11 Shamwow Vince Jumping On The Right Wing Podcast Train 26:39:16 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:12:21 Calling AAA During A Police Chase 30:50:03 Bed Bath And Bones 36:55:04 Little Chinese People Blowing In The Wind 40:15:08 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending