Child Predator Has A Diaper Blowout During Arrest

On Today's Show: Prepare your senses for an unholy sensory overload, because Timmy Boo is back with another clusterfuck of depravity and poorly repressed rage: 🗳️ A real-life student named Tuna Cunt runs for office... and WINS. Take that, Robert Faggot. 💩 A diaper fetishist gets caught trying to meet a child and proceeds to soil himself— live on cam for the world to smell. 🦶 In Modesto, a man breaks into a woman’s house just to lick and nibble her toes while she sleeps. Sweet dreams, foot freaks. ⚰️ A 61-year-old Florida woman is busted for graverobbing teddy bears and redecorating her yard with stolen grave goods. ✝️ A 72-year-old Alabama pastor pistol-whips a man during a robbery over sidewalk etiquette. Nothing like a little Holy Assault. 👧 Plus: A teenage girl’s hotel stay is interrupted by an old man who drunkenly claims squatters’ rights in her room. 🎤 Special bonus: A cringe-tastic Anne Frank rap by listener Lexi that must be heard to be regretted. Also in this episode: 🚔 Predator poacher gold, courtesy of a shitty-diapered manbaby getting arrested. 🧠 Gina Fournier returns! Still insane. Still convinced CBC Radio is hacking her brain with a music carousel. 🧾 A man obsessed with ID checks harasses cashiers at a convenience store for not verifying his 50-year-old face. 🥾 Listener voicemails, Ponderosa dreams, and anime Lord Douche. 🌟 Sideshow Deals This Week Only! 👉 Monthly = $7.50 👉 Yearly = $80 Support DV and get exclusive episodes, bonus segments, and access to Discord. Sign up at DistortedView.com 🎧 Subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or your favorite app 💸 Support the show on Patreon to see Lord Douche in Miyazaki anime form! Timestamps: 00:00:00 Sideshow Membership Deals This Week Only! Sign Up Now! 01:09:04 Introduction 03:15:03 The Legend Of Tuna Kunt 08:05:07 Predator Catch Gold: A Diaper Explosion 16:35:00 Crazy Lady Is Convinced She Has Been Hacked 20:08:06 Middle Aged Man Upset His ID Wasn't Check While Buying Beer 23:16:03 Old Man Wanders In To Teen Girls Hotel Room 26:48:22 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:43:02 Sucking The Toes Of The Woman You Are Stalking 33:34:15 Decorating Your Yard With Stolen Cemetary Finds 37:31:05 Legend Of The Pistol Whipping Pastor 40:27:07 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending