Calling All Predators: Tim Baits, Traps, and Trolls on a Sex Chat Hotline

🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – Best of Episode (Originally Aired October 6, 2019) 🗓️ Released: Friday, May 23, 2025 Hey freaks, Tim here with a classic DV Best Of to wrap up your week! After a chaotic schedule filled with late uploads and bonus segments, we're capping things off with a listener-suggested gem from 2019—except, it might not be the exact episode suggested… but who cares, because it’s still packed with degeneracy and DV gold. 💥 What’s Inside This Vintage Vomit Bag: 🕵️‍♂️ "Pedo Nutbuster" Origins : Tim goes undercover on a telephone party line to lure and expose predators using his uncanny underage-girl impression. Includes the debut of the iconic DV drop: “I want to come while I eat your smelly, hairy, wet pussy.” 🎤 Personal Ad Party Line Pandemonium : From a slut named Susan to a daddy with exploding balls, the party line becomes a buffet of degenerates—and Tim’s bait works a little too well. 🧠 Lessons in Vigilante Journalism : Remember, kids: always get your predator to climax after the big reveal. 💅 Dead Dad Nail Art : A bride incorporates her late father’s ashes into her wedding manicure. (Yes, it’s horrifying. Yes, there are bone fragments. Yes, it’s British.) 🐔 The Trans Rooster Crisis : A hen turned rooster turned hen lays an egg and triggers a Facebook meltdown. Meet “Rainbow,” the chicken breaking both shells and gender norms. 🎂 Florida Man’s Birthday Surprise Murder : A father-in-law blasts his son-in-law dead after a surprise gone horribly wrong. No charges. Just Florida being Florida. 📞 Plus: Listener Voicemails Include… 🐈 Lovelady Catlady has a new fan: Tim’s chimney sweep. 💋 Unicorn Hamster gets support despite sounding like a cancerous kazoo. 💣 A secret agent reports on Operation Gina. 👄 A listener’s sinus-hole is now a proposed sex toy. 💸 Support The Show: Become an honorable freak and gain access to thousands of past episodes + exclusive bonus shows at SuperFreakSideshow.com . Or throw us a few clams at patreon.com/distortedview . 🎧 Next Up: A brand-new full-length episode later today + bonus Sideshow content possibly tonight or Saturday! 🔗 Connect with DV: Twitter / Insta: @distortedview Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: [email protected] Join the DV Discord via distortedview.com 🗣️ Spread the Distortion! Tell a friend. Clown a predator. Bust a nut.