Baby Unlovable: The Doll That Haunts You In Your Dreams

On Today's Show: 💀 NYC proves once again it’s a hellscape of horrors: one man dies on the subway, and two others take turns robbing and defiling his corpse. Real Weekend at Bernie’s vibes, minus the whimsy. ✈️ A 60-minute mid-air masturbation marathon leaves a luxury fashion CEO traumatized. American Airlines responded with: “Eh, men do that.” 🚽 A tall cis woman is mistaken for trans in a Walmart bathroom, gets screamed at by a fragile Floridian, and then fired for not reporting it to the right manager. 🍆 Prostitute Sagittarius Shawty returns with tales of stinky dicks, poop cramps, and clients who overstayed their 60-minute welcome. Also: surprise nut drip and a bad case of eye contact. 🌭 Tim survives another Costco hot dog encounter and reflects on his monthly weiner mileage. (Spoiler: it’s getting dangerously close to a mile of meat.) 👶 Meet Baby Unlovable™: a cursed doll with a thousand-yard stare, a burlap sack dress, and abandonment issues. Also starring: Little Miss No Name, the saddest toy Hasbro ever unleashed. 🏋️‍♂️ Plus, Mead Skelton weighs in (again), explains “residuals,” and declares his weight loss journey a raging success—despite gaining three pounds. He’s basically an Olympian now. 🦄 Bonus Bits: Updates on Sagittarius’ laser facial tattoo removal Hot dog PTSD and burp residue Tim considers a new line of spiritual voice healing (only $9,995!) A few AI-powered covers of Carbon Chaperone — now with ukuleles 00:00:00 Introduction 02:29:15 RIP Church Of Debra 03:24:01 I'm Up To 3 Feet Of Hotdogs This Month 06:24:06 Prostitution Post Game Analysis 16:37:22 Meade Skelton's Post Birthday Weight Gain 21:33:02 Creepy Baby Whispers Doll 24:06:16 Little Miss No Name - The Most Unlovable Doll Ever 28:52:06 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:19:15 Riders On The NYC Subway Robbed And Had Sex With A Dead Guy 33:25:12 Disturbing Inflight Entertainment 37:37:00 Tranic In The Florida Restroom 41:42:04 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending