Today's Show: 1) Meade Skelton: From “frenemy” to cursed Email from Meade: will no longer write songs for DV due to “spiritual issue.” Tim responds with gay-witch curses : Baldness hex (“From widow’s peak to naked crown…”) Erectile dysfunction (“soft as a wet limp noodle”) Theory: Meade blames DV for tummy/health woes; Tim vows double-down mockery . BaitBanditXL (SoundCloud): “ Beat That Dick Up ,” “ A Masturbator’s Morning ,” plus “gas station bait” recordings. Gooning lexicon, “All hail penis” chants; album teased: Chronicles of a Baiter . Hat tip: TylerSaurusRex (Discord). Album series: Radio On (school records yearly since 2014). Tracks sampled: “ Every Day We Grow ” (aspiration litany) “ Drip ” featuring Snoop Dogg (light verse; “Rowenga/Warringah Park” shout) From older albums: “ I’m Positive ,” “ Sausage and Onions ,” and the “Hello Song.” Tim’s take: surprisingly catchy; “Hello Song” could out-Meade DV theme quality. Thanks to Herbie (Discord) for the tip. Customer claims she was skipped; proceeds to trash displays , hurl merch , and kick racks in slippers . Tim: damage ≤ $25; “airfare has become too affordable” energy. Still posting lives , sovereign-citizen vibes , FBI rants, pixel-mushed video. Full report soon ; for now, quick clips and status check. Florida Man… but Make It Menstruation Volusia County : firefighter Gabrielle Franze accused of stalking/harassment —dumped ~75 red/“possibly used” tampons on ex’s lawn after he started dating. Claimed they painted tampons red with mom & aunt’s help; charged with misdemeanors . Tim: “Match the DNA,” Aunt Flo jokes, “period-pussy” throwback. American Airlines: Duct-Tape Season Ketty J. DeLone (47) allegedly threatened crew , screamed “kill yourself, bitch,” confessed childhood roach-poison attempt on dad; restrained with flex cuffs + duct tape mid-flight CLT → LAS . Prior DR selfie with evil-eye emoji; now facing federal charges . Dank Tim : Cable ads do repeat back-to-back (even double MyPillow ). Tim retracts old take. Parking discourse : “Expecting mother,” “clean-energy,” “veterans” spots → generally not enforceable like handicapped (but private property = towing risk). Challenger memory : TVs wheeled in, explosion, school pretended nothing happened; Tim counters with his “we iced a driver” bus story for trauma-top-trumps. Blanche (Austin) : Hates his boss; violent fantasies; Tim jokes about expired rat poison callback . 2) The Bait Rapper You Didn’t Know You Needed3) Snoop Dogg x Warringah Park School (Melbourne)4) Retail Rumble: Dollar Tree Meltdown5) Micro-Update: Tammy Hull (EBT Fart Card Lady)News Buffet (Quick Hits)Listener Voicemails
