America's Funniest Inbred Home Videos

Segments and Stories 1. Great Moments in Customer Service Highlight : An Australian man rants profanely about booking a driving test in Victoria, fed up with bureaucracy and “cunts” in Croydon. Quote : “I want to make a boogie for this fucking bullshit so I can drive a car safely.” 2. Ethan Ralph’s Pill Stream Meltdown Submitted by : Sirosis of Liver (Discord) Story : Ethan Ralph, alt-right host of The Kill Stream , drunkenly argues with a text-to-speech donation (self-help guru clip) for 10 minutes, thinking it’s a real person. Details : Streaming from Mexico to dodge child support, Ralph rants about “white children” and mutes his stream in a drug-fueled stupor. Quote : “Tell me right now, bitch. How many white children do you have?” 3. To Catch a Predator Porn Parody Source : TeenFidelity.com, via eFox Story : A To Catch a Predator XXX parody features a “pervert” meeting a girl, confronted by a Chris Hansen clone. It turns explicit with a twist involving the camera operator. Details : Includes condom excuses and a grandpa character. The actress is legal, but the premise is edgy. Quote : “I brought condoms to make balloon animals for her.” 4. Whitaker Family Update Story : The inbred Whitakers of Odd, West Virginia, lost their mobile home to a fire. Filmmaker Mark Leda’s GoFundMe has raised $8,385 to replace it. Details : Ray grunts through a wreckage tour; past GoFundMe controversies linger. Quote : “Everything is burnt.” 5. Russian Mother Hires Hitman Location : Chayabinsk, Russia Story : Svetlana, 46, arrested for hiring a hitman to drown her 12-year-old daughter for $1,200. The daughter overheard, and the hitman hid her instead. Details : Svetlana cited “tension.” She faces 15 years; the girl is in protective custody. Quote : “Every 12-year-old girl is kind of a cunt.” 6. Venezuelan Poses as Teen in Ohio Location : Perrysburg, Ohio Story : Anthony Labrador Sierra, 24, posed as a 16-year-old to enroll in high school using forged documents. Busted after his child’s mother revealed his real age. Details : Faces felony forgery and ICE custody for overstaying his visa. Quote : “When Drew Barrymore does it, it’s a rom-com.” 7. Young Thug’s Vocal Style Story : Tim plays a raw clip of Young Thug’s eccentric, unprocessed vocals, comparing it to his own lyric struggles. Quote : “Do you smoke gas? No way.” 8. Tim’s Mom Update Story : Patty Henson, a DV favorite, went to the ER for throat issues; a thyroid mass was found. A biopsy is set for next Thursday. Details : Tim’s frustrated with the hospital’s lack of urgency but notes Patty ate at Arby’s post-ER. Quote : “They just send the woman out to a wooded area to shit out the fetus.” 9. Soda News Caller : Emma Story : Emma mentions Jack Daniels/Coca-Cola cans. Tim hates 7-Up Tropical but loves Dr. Pepper Creamy Coconut, returning soon. Quote : “You don’t even know what suntan lotion tastes like.” 10. Voicemail: 3D Printing Drama Caller : Phil VF Story : Phil 3D-printed anal beads and paddles to “punish” his wife for a typo, leading to her appendix nearly rupturing. Quote : “I know a dishwasher can blow out an appendix.” 11. Smartphone History Correction Caller : Anonymous Story : A caller disputes Tim’s 90s smartphone claim. Tim cites IBM’s early 90s phone, Ericsson’s 1997 GS88, and BlackBerrys. Quote : “My mind is a steel trap. You’re the fucktard.” Timestamps: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:31:08 Sketchy Online Tariff Sales 05:04:19 A Rare Sketchy Summer Sideshow Membership Deal! 06:09:08 A Mom Henson Health Update 14:17:13 A Drunk Streamer Arguing With A Sound Clip 23:26:04 This Ain't To Catch A Predator XXX Parody 29:05:04 What Does A Rapper Sound Like Unfilitered 31:56:01 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:31:02 The Inbred Family Blew Up Their Mobile Home 40:16:20 Hiring A Hitman To Take Out Your Daughter 43:41:04 Never Been Kissed - Illegal Venezuelan Man Edition 47:47:21 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending