On Today's Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08 Introduction 01:47:24 Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19 Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby's 10:18:10 Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03 A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05 Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: No 24:42:00 Support The Distortion 26:05:00 A Four Alarm Booty Call 29:57:23 To Kill A Coachroach, The Whole Neighborhood Must Also Fry 34:09:08 Voicemail/Text: 206-666-4463 / Ending