The CORNDOWN pt 339: with Tim Dunigan as Captain Jonathan Power

You know how when you go to fast food places, they have way better napkins that they aren’t giving you? I know all about this, all too well. So what do you do? You upgrade your napkins, thats what you do. Mutli-Fold-Employee-Use-Only-Napkins exist, and you can have them, but only if you know to ask. What about Salisbury chicken? Is that a thing, and if not, why not, and if yes, why is it in my KF Chicken Fame Bowl? Whuppy notices the chicken tastes like chicken. Somewhere around here we find a phone number not accepting calls due to the operator being dizzy. Now that you mention it, the chicken has been making me dizzy and I can’t take any calls either. Also, sniffing gas makes me VERY dizzy and this can’t continue. One popular way to prevent dizziness at the pump is faking it at the pump. So the rest of the show, for the most part, is fake. We fake at the pump, catch other people faking, the gas is faking it, and I faked it by accident. I’m sure people are going to give me shit for it, but I’m so beyond caring at this point. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the rogue server prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com