The CORNDOWN pt 114: with Orson Welles as Unicron

This was a good show. We covered important topics. What to do if you drive the wrong car home, how to eat chili, if you’re allowed to eat in the shower, what to do if you have mild eye irritation, how to wipe your ass with your left hand, how to not get cut by stuff, and if it’s a felony to steal gas. We also talked about Christ and spoke to a volunteer SWAT Team Executioner/Sheriff-worker-wither. And we touched the lettuce.