Why Shammy Hates Shimmy (Oscar Nuñez, Paul F. Tompkins, Anna Bezahler)

Oscar Nuñez from “The Paper” is here to have a good time with his little blonde buddy. He makes his sexiest face and contemplates sharing his yacht. Then, balloonist Shammy gives three reasons why he hates Shimmy and tells you everything you ever wanted to know about sandbag ballast operation. And artist Claude Shapiro lobbies for all of the respect they are entitled to.