Windows 11 SH*TS the Bed AGAIN! Microsoft Employee BUYOUTS Incoming?!

Windows 11 April update KB5083769 is wrecking havoc on Dell and HP computers, causing some to get stuck in a boot loop or experience the "blue screen of death." Didn't Microslop say they were going to FIX this after it happened the last time? Then we talk abut Microsoft offering buyouts to senior staff, because THAT will make things so much better for users...