Squirrels are Vaping Now...

Squirrels vaping is straight-up nuts -- these furry little bandits are now snatching discarded ElfBars and puffing away on the plastic tips in London parks and Philly streets because the fruity mango-strawberry scents smell exactly like food to them. Viral clips show the critters clutching the devices like tiny chain-smokers while RSPCA experts warn it's no joke -- nicotine, microplastics, and battery acid could poison them or worse -- yeah thanks to all the lazy vape litterers turning wildlife into accidental junkies for candy-flavored clouds.