23 and MEEP? CIA Using 23andme DNA Data to Search for Alien Hybrids?!

A sci-fi writer named Jason Reza Jorjani just dropped on a podcast that the CIA has a secret backdoor into 23andMe and Ancestry.com databases so they can scan millions of spit kits for "Nordic" alien bloodlines with weird genetic markers that supposedly scream tall blonde extraterrestrial. Yeah a retired Army psychic spy allegedly spilled the beans about Kit Green running the program to track down these hidden hybrids living among us like it's the plot of a bad X-Files reboot -- no warrants, no proof, just pure conspiracy fuel while the rest of us wonder why the government would need consumer DNA tests when they already hoover up everything else.