Jaxson Dart, Olympic Skiing, and Top Sports Nepo Babies | with Lucas Zelnick

Hello! It's the podcast that has Gary Vaynerchuk impressions for days. Today, Katie and the Casualties break down the mystery behind who officially coined "Can't turn a ho into a housewife", whether Chris' Christmas movie picks are insane, a further pedantic breakdown of Do They Know It's Christmas?, and how Monday night's false report about Abdul Carter's film session is the latest system of social media being completely broken. Then, comedian Lucas Zelinick joins the show [12:08] to talk about his upbringing as a sports fan and why he'll never win a Stanley Cup, obstructed view seats, his past as a professional skier, his lack of Olympic dreams and the upcoming Winter Olympics, Ski Mountaineering as the next great Olympic sport, the danger of the skeleton, the joy of the Monobob, his foray into fantasy football this year and his jealousy of Isabella, his potential defense of Lane Kiffin, and analysis of Lane Kiffin's best aliases at college bars, being a New York Giants fan and Younghoe Koo's very bad Monday, the Blooper of the Year, Jaxson Dart's brain and the playing style that endangers it, his history with his parents' liquor cabinet, his Yankees fandom, the 2026 World Cup and the Village People's upcoming performance at the World Cup draw, the USMNT's chances, ranking his favorite rich people he's ever met, ranking his favorite Sports Nepo Babies, and his strong desire to get sued by Arch Manning. Then we wrap with a look at Isabella's fantasy football team and their inevitable weekly result, and the games to watch this weekend.