College Football, Retired Bison, and Poland's Least Popular Paving Company

Hello! It's the podcast just chaotic enough to make Isabella draft a fantasy football team while podcasting about Naomi Osaka. Today, Katie and the Casualties start the clock on Isabella's first draft, then get into college football's thrilling week one slate, Arch Manning's dud in Columbus and whether we use the term "generational talent" too literally, Lee Corso going out as number one, Kirk Herbstreit's dog coming in with number two, Alabama losing its first game, and the Oregon Duck losing his head, the fallout in the NFL from the Cowboys "going full Nico" and trading Micah Parsons to the Packers, and Tommy Devito threatening Shedeur Sanders as the NFL's most mentioned third-string quarterback, the controversy at the US Open and the dubious ethics of millionaires stealing hats from children, a thrilling weekend for the Red Sox as long as you could get into the ballpark, and a few updates on dear friends of the show. Good luck, Heidi!