A GOAT Retires, The Patriots Have No Wi-Fi, and WTF Is The Combine?

Hello! It’s the podcast too risk averse to become subway dancers. Today, Katie and the crew celebrate the career of Diana Taurasi after she announced her retirement earlier this week. Then, they give parenting advice to Producer Chris in the wake of his daughters Australian football fandom coming under threat, explain what the Hell the NFL Combine actually is and why it (maybe) matters, dive into all the chaos that is the NFLPA Report Card, debate the right and wrong ways for Alex Ovechkin to break the NHL scoring record, and break down the Alabama Barker/Bhad Bhabie Beef, plus the murders of Fantasia, adult cavities, Australian beer, and so much more.