Breaking Hobby News: Space Marines with New Knees & the Toothbrush Land Raider Scandal

Tonight’s top story: Games Workshop announces their boldestrelease yet — Space Marines with slightly different knees. Collectors are already auctioning organs to afford the pre-orders.

In this week’s pilot chaos, we cover:

• The launch of the Codex Codex (yes, a rulebook about rulebooks) 📰

• Reddit meltdowns over toothbrush proxies and stormtroopers missing on purpose 🎭

• Brush tips nobody asked for, including glow-in-the-dark nailpolish and “grimdark excuses” 🎨

• Fake ads you’ll wish were real, like BattleFog™ Spray and the Hobby Excuse Generator™ 📢

• Tournament exposés featuring Pringles-can Imperial Knights and Nagash’s questionable poetry 🗞️

• Mystical predictions about the Primaris Primaris andReddit asking if dice are really necessary 🔮

Welcome to the C7 Miniature Misinformer Podcast — reporting the tabletop wargaming news you didn’t know you needed… because it isn’t real.

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