Episode 815 Emily Ratajkowski and the Hermes Himalayan Crocodile

Title with No Raise, Actually Guy, Feelings Follow Actions, Brant Hansen Jingle, Archaic Fruit of the Spirit, Breaking Animal News, The Patience of God, God & Sarcasm, The Lottery Bankruptcy;

Quotes:

"God's patience is breathtaking."

"God himself is saying 'you don't think like I do. You can't'"

"I've walked through first class 10,000 times and I'm whisked to the back before I can even ask the people up there a question."

"I bumped myself up to Captain of the show."