Episode 1314 The Menacing Audio Bible

Parents-God-Refuge, Breaking Animal News, Just Sayin, God Wants You, Dirty Cars, Church, The Coffee Study, Bad English Accent and Scripture, Contentment, No Handshakes, The Irish Accent, Farmville, Crayola-berries, Brant's Facial Hair, Dear Future Me;

Quotes:

"God wanted you to exist and wanted you for this world."

"It would be nice if the church reminded people of heaven."

"The weiner dog had a jazz attack."

"Maybe the researchers are children."