Jolly is the New Clippy
Episode Ep 1432 1 hr 6 min

Jolly is the New Clippy

Bitcoin news and macro news update. Today I cover bitcoin price pressure as Treasury yields climb, the suspected $352 million Bitget hack, new IRS crypto reporting headaches, ARK’s move to tokenize venture fund exposure, and a growing list of AI security and privacy concerns. We also look at bitcoin markets, financial news, crypto tax reporting, blockchain analytics, and where AI agents are starting to collide with the real world.

Topics for today:
  • Bitcoin Price Meets 5% Yields
  • Bitget Hit by $352M Breach
  • IRS Crypto Reporting Headaches
  • ARK Tokenizes Venture Fund Exposure
  • OpenAI Agent Breaches Government Portal
  • Elliptic Brings AI to Wallet Tracing
  • Meta Puts AI on a Keychain
Today’s Articles covering bitcoin news, macro news, markets, and technology:
https://bitcoinmagazine.com/news/bitcoin-price-slips-while-yields-soar
https://bitcoinmagazine.com/news/bitget-suffers-352-million-hack
https://cointelegraph.com/magazine/exchanges-reporting-crypto-gains-to-irs-becomes-tax-nightmare
https://www.coindesk.com/business/2026/09/24/cathie-wood-s-ark-teams-with-securitize-to-tokenize-venture-fund-with-openai-anthropic-stakes
https://cointelegraph.com/news/australia-openai-agent-government-hack-altman-warning
https://decrypt.co/379113/elliptic-crypto-wallet-ai-pulse
https://decrypt.co/379253/meta-ai-toy-muse-charm-keychain-watches-listens




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