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What would it look like to Win the Pandemic? Comedian Alyssa Westerlund breaks up with her boyfriend at the beginning of Lockdown, and she's been dealing with the loneliness and depression of a deep-in-COVID world with Ayahuasca, DMT and blueberry smoothies. Then one sizzling August night, she's dancing naked in her living room when she feels her much younger neighbor's eyes on her. He confesses that he's in awe of her after listening to her having sex with strangers for years, and soon they're chatting, playfully eating ice cubes off/out of each other and doing push-ups. He's only 21 and she still doesn't know his name, but they have a standing date for a twice a week bang - and that means things are looking up. #MeetYourNeighbor #HeatWave #BestSexOf2020 #BusinessmansTrip
Song: 'Naughty Girl Blues' (Queen Herby)
About our Storyteller:
Alyssa Westerlund's sweet, innocent looks belie her wicked sense of humor and spot on delivery. She inspires women and melts men, like toy soldiers in the microwave. Alyssa's stories will rip your guts out, tear your heart to pieces, grab you by the genitalia and not let go until you're in stitches.
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My forthcoming Substack 'The Dixie Ramble' is at
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What is Substack?
"What is Substack" is a question with a deceptively simple answer. Yes, it's an email newsletter platform (made up of text, audio, video, etc). But it's also much more than that. Substack is known for its hands-off approach to censorship. While there are still some publishing guidelines (no porn, hate speech or harassment, for example), the platform's lack of gatekeeping has attracted both ground-breaking journalists and some seriously controversial writers". https://blog.hootsuite.com/what-is-substack/
(My Substack launch has been delayed by my life's latest calamity, but it'll start soon)
Wanna work one-on-one with Dixie? Want to learn to tell a compelling, relatable story? I can hel