French Pronatalists Accused of Stealing African ___ & Hiding them in Vaults Under Versailles

This episode delves into a strange and alarming conspiracy theory involving French intelligence and African men's penises. The video covers the cultural phenomenon of penis theft fears, exploring historical and modern accounts from Africa, Asia, and even Europe. Various anecdotes and scholarly work are reviewed, blending serious investigation with the absurdity of the claims. The narrative unfolds with humor, shock, and deep cultural insights, leading to a broader discussion on societal and medical interpretations of such unique fears.

Simone Collins: [00:00:00] french intelligence services, for example, Filled with neo colonial hatred and envy of Africans are now using secret nanotechnology innovations to steal penises from African men in order to reverse the extinction of Europeans unwilling to bear children.

And no matter how crazy you may think this is. The reality is even more terrifying.

Malcolm Collins: this is like cultural difference here. Even if I was certain, I woke up and I was certain that a ghost was trying to take my penis.

Huh. The last thing I would do is run out of the house screaming, my penis is shrinking, my penis is shrinking, dear god, my penis is shrinking. That would be the last thought in my mind. Run around. Beating a gong! Oh my god, my penis is freezing! And then! And then this is how I know this is a different culture.

Simone Collins: Okay.

Malcolm Collins: If I saw another man [00:01:00] running around beating a gong saying, dear God, my penis is shrinking. My last thought would be to run up and grab his penis along with another man and make loud noises to scare away a ghost,

Actually, I actually kind of like the idea of teaching them that like cultures we don't want them engaging with might try to steal their penises. Be like, hey, you gotta be really careful with this urban monoculture stuff. People with blue hair, steal penises. I

Simone Collins: mean, they do. Technically. So I'm okay with saying that.

Like, they

Malcolm Collins: actually, they actually do.

Simone Collins: They do steal penises

Would you like to know more?

Malcolm Collins: Simone. They've caught us. Oh no! The penis stealing! It's gone too far! We, we, we let our hands slip!

Damn it!

Simone Collins: Huh.

Malcolm Collins: I'll read this. This is a quote from a Scott Alexander piece, which I found pretty shocking. And we're going to go into this case in [00:02:00] detail, and then go over the history of penis stealing. Which is to say that the pronatalists are penis stealers now. Penis stealing, which update a French diplomat in the Central African Republic is accused of quote, having organized a vast penis theft operation in the country in quote more information here, which described a Q anon style conspiracy in which Western countries , concerned about falling birth rates are stealing African's penises in order to harvest hormones via nanotechnology.

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Speaker 6: Yes, we got a full tank of dicks!

Simone Collins: If you have no technology, can't you just leave the penises on and then do the science inside

Malcolm Collins: the video? No, no, no, there's like reports that we're gonna read about of like trucks filled with penises. Okay. Driven out of the country. Wow. And people are like, I've seen it. I've seen the trucks. And it's all about The penis trucks!

What I love about this is it's all downstream of [00:03:00] fears about fertility rates as a country that isn't having those fears right now is being exposed to them and how are they reacting to them? They're like, Oh, people in Europe and America are freaking out about their fertility rate being too low.

They're coming for our penises.

Simone Collins: Well, they're right, but in the wrong way, right? As you point out, all these wealthy developed countries are heading into demographic collapse. It's real. It's a genuine problem. And they're saying, don't worry, we'll just depend on immigrants from high fertility countries.

And, and like those in Africa for our Labor workforces and and and for everyone else really

Malcolm Collins: only Africa because Latin America is going into fertility class right now. They always actually rates

Simone Collins: their motivation is going to be to keep these African countries poor and therefore very high fertility.

Malcolm Collins: Sorry, add a note to what you just said. Countries only stay above repopulation rate on average even within Africa when the average citizen is earning less than 5, 000 USD per year. So if you wanted to use them as like [00:04:00] human farms, which it appears is like Europe's going plan right now which is horrifying to me that this is the not racist plan, but anyway they, they, they, they cannot allow them to develop.

Simone Collins: And so basically they there's a genuine there should be a genuine fear in Africa of being exploited for fertility and what do we have fear of being exploited for fertility penis doing thing. I mean, we'll say it's metaphorical, right? It's it's metaphorical. Penis stealing. What they really mean to say is,

Malcolm Collins: I'm going to be honest here.

Simone. Okay. If it was possible by nanotechnology to take a person's penis, derive some hormone from it, and then use that hormone to make your own penis larger, there would be a black market. No, no, no, no. And it would predominantly be operational in Africa. Less laws. I'm just saying enough people want bigger penises that there [00:05:00] would be enough demand for a black market for human penises.

Yes, but we're talking

Simone Collins: about fertility, not penis size. Bigger penises do not

Malcolm Collins: produce more

Simone Collins: people.

Malcolm Collins: They link the two. in this actual phrase. No. Oh. They think they're directly correlated. Oh boy. So wait. No, no, I'm not. I'm not going to go there. I'm But we're going to study this phenomenon. We're going to study it in its modern iteration.

We're going to study the history of it. I didn't know that it extended to women, that women were afraid that their nipples would disappear. Nipples? Yeah, there became like these fabs where they would put like barbells through their nipples to prevent them from retracting. People ended up dying from this.

Retracting? Yeah, they thought that they, the way they disappeared is they retracted into the body.

I love, you're like, what? All right, let's go Simone. Yes! Let's! I'm gonna start with a tweet, then go into the article. This is fascinating.

Simone Collins: Okay, so,

[00:06:00] tweets, a French diplomat in hashtag C A R found himself at, quote, the center of a campaign last month in which he was accused of having organized a vast amount Penis theft operation in the country, unquote, this is linking to an article

Malcolm Collins: for months now, rumors of missing male genitals have been stirring up the public in the C. A. R. That's the Central African Republic. The first reports of missing organs came in 2022 from Nadelle, Bangarra, Burbagadi Prefecture. It's not pronounced correct at all.

Speaker 25: Spoke to a trader in Bungui last week He said nanotech is the new form of sneak A single light touch and your pride goes out Then never again will you feel So hold on to hope and hold on to more

Don't let white men come knocking your door

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