Send us a text Old Man Energy has officially entered the chat… and it’s wearing readers 👓, yelling “HUHHH?” at full volume, and making sure we stretch before walking briskly 🧍♀️➡️🧍♀️💨. We’re recapping our Bingo event 🎉 (shoutout to all the Besties that showed up 💕), plus another event where Des won a prize 🏆 but immediately went into full panic mode at the idea of attention 😳. She tried to pawn the prize off on Cort (❌ denied), then smoothly talked our boss into claiming it 🫣. Meanwhile, Cort discovered she has full-blown Grandpa Energy🧓… couldn’t hear anything 🔊❌, told Des to “just claim the prize already,” and was dropping “huh?!” every 5 minutes like it was her job 🤷♀️. We had digital dinosaur moments🦕: calling over a random teen thinking it was Des’s son (it was not 🙈), and wrestling with a photo booth like it required a NASA login 🚀📸. We also learned: - Des had a full-on 4th grade crush on her bus driver 🚌 and swears he was singing Toni Braxton 🎶 just for her. - Cort has never done a full cartwheel 🤸♀️ and has no plans to start now. At this age, cartwheels require prep, prayers 🙏, and a chiropractor on speed dial ☎️. Plug in, press play ▶️, and join us for the chaos. It’s giving joint pain, awkward moments, and nostalgic crushes 🦴💘. So grab your heating pad🔥, turn up the volume📢, and come laugh with us until it hurts (in a good way) 😂. #oldmanenergy #tonibraxtonfantasy #digitaldinos #podcaslaughs #adventuresofdesandcort #bestiesocialclub #jointpainandpunchlines We can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review! Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cort TikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort
