Send us a text This week, we accidentally audition for a true crime podcast. It starts with Des trying to sell her car and ends with a total stranger taking it solo for a “test drive” which apparently included picking up her kid from daycare, running errands, and leaving us stranded for an hour. In between plotting how to file a police report without sounding like idiots, we cover: 💩 shitty customer service 😳 why we get instantly awkward when anyone is nice to us 🌞 unsolicited melasma talk 📱 embarrassing texts we wish we could un-send 🌀 the fine art of being delightfully weird Basically, it’s chaos, skincare, and a little light grand larceny — you know, a typical Thursday with us. #adventuresofdesandcort #grandtheftauto #podcastcomedy #shittycustomerservice #melasma #embarrassingtexts #testdrive #chaosqueens #funnywomen #comedyduo We can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review! Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cort TikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort
