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A Privilege And A Curse w/ Natalie Jean
Jul 16, 2026·1:28:27
1:28:27
This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Natalie Jean, to discuss the tragic loss of Sam Neill, MJ brings up the insanity from Jay-Z's most recent NYC shows, Jackie's spelunking of contact juggling has led them to "The Ocho", and some LPN studio PARKING DRAMA! Then this week's list is "19 Behind-The-Scenes Secrets About ’90s Movies That I Just Learned And Now I Can’t Stop Thinking About Them", the blindz, BIG RANCH is back in Jackie's Snackies @ 1:10:36, and a Tajin coated MJ's minute munchies @ 1:21:42 until @ 1:25:32, plus even more on this week's Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

Second Helpings - Another Scoop Of Evil
Jul 10, 2026·1:09:15
1:09:15
This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are back to talk 'bout that "lil tiff" Jack Antonoff was apparently talkin' 'bout at the Swift weddin', aka Margaret Qualley filed for divorce, as well as Blake Lively NOT getting an invite to her own dragon's wedding. MJ went to see "Lion King" on Broadway, Jackie saw the Oliva Wilde marriage death film "The Invite", it was couples Karaoke night on "Love Island", which Jackie reports is surprisingly sober. MJ talks more 'bout "Evil", and Jackie is already ready to watch "Widow's Bay" again! "The Bear" is ready to start its final season, Jackie is fell down a contact juggling hole, MJ tells the dark tale of Gideon losing THE SNAKEPIT to international superhacker Viper, and Jackie recommends "Maddie's Secret." Plus even more on this week's Second Helpings! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

MJ's Lament w/ Seena Ghaznavi
Jul 9, 2026·1:23:12
1:23:12
This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Fraudsters' OWN Seena Ghaznavi, the prettiest pony in the swamp, as they enter into the VIDJA AGE with their first VIDJA EPISODE (over on the youtubes) to exclusively goss' 'bout the only event packed with more billionaires, entertainment industry creeps, and ICE Detention Center owners than DC250, Taytay and Trav's WEDDING! Then we got a LIST of 21 Pop Culture Facts That'll Live In Your Head RENT-FREE After You Learn Them, BLINDZ that got kiiiiinda spoiled earlier in the ep, and then we got a CRUEL Jackie's Snackies @ 1:04:03, followed by a holy trinity MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:12:12 ending @ 1:17:21, plus even more on this week's FIRST VIDEO Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

Second Helpings - I Give A SHEEP
Jul 3, 2026·1:20:03
1:20:03
This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are talkin' 'bout how "Love Island" will destroy us all, and not even Megan the Stallion's visit can stop it, and Jackie gives updates from MOVIE NIGHT I. The people from the "Skywalkers" documentary scaled the Empire State Building and put up a banner that's very....nice (and got engaged on the walk down!) MJ is wonderin' how they are supposed to get to New Jersey when Taytay's gettin' married and shuttin' 'er all down, Frankie Muniz played his child like an air guitar in the oh-so fun divorce-o announcement, that he had to promptly delete because of backlash, and Jackie watched "Sheep Detectives" and she LOVED IT AND MUST ADMIT SHE WAS WRONG! John Cena and Pete Davidson talked about Make A Wish, "Supergirl" unfortunately was mid, but the trailer for "Clayface" looks cool and Jackie's got her "Evil Dead Burn" tickets! MJ's busy gobblin' up Harlan Coben's "I Will Find You", Jackie encourages MJ to hop on the "RHORI" train, Kylie Jenner has answered America's prayers and has announced a special edition Meta Glasses, and MJ and Jackie go over their husband's sleep data like any normal person would, PLUS SO MUCH MORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

Too Meaty w/Holden McNeely
Jul 2, 2026·1:26:43
1:26:43
This week on Page 7, MJ and Jackie are joined by Holden McNeely of NOM to goss' 'bout complicated feelings about the 4th of July, Noah Kahan, among others, is asking once again for people to stop wearing (and shitting in) diapers at concerts, Jackie is thinkin' 'bout seein' the new Olivia MILDE movie, and MJ reports back the findings of their Milde Hole investigation! Holden brings up his favorite 2007 documentary and website, Jackie has been rockin' the new Olivia Rodrigo album, and MJ talks about giving their kids a crash course on the Oliva and Sabrina feud. A List filled with SHOCKING FACTS ABOUT OLD HOLLYWOOD STARS, The Blindz, then a double chip Jackies Snackies @1:07:24, followed by a meat powder coated MJ's Minute Munchies @1:16:16 ending @1:22:03, plus even more on this week's Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

Second Helpings - Aikenest
Jun 26, 2026·1:12:52
1:12:52
This week on Second Helpings, Jackie is joined by a hungover MJ, Clay Aiken is tryin' to say the only reason he isn't more famous is his gaff on "Regis and Kelly" in 2006, Lizzo's back with a new album and....no one really noticed, and MJ and Gideon have been watchin' "Evil" on Paramount Plus. MJ's started the newest season of "The Four Seasons" and it's just so so sad, while Jackie is succin' back MAN MOVIES like "THE FURIOUS" and also went to see "Leviticus" or as they call it, Twink Follows. MJ's takin' the kids to see the new "Toy Story" movie after they marathon through the first 4, HBO MAX just started droppin' the third season of "House of the Dragon!" The Voyage of the Damned, aka the JoJo Siwa Cruise has safely returned, and everyone is posting their really sad swag bags, Cardi B discovered five below! The international people experiencing middle America for the first time has taken over tiktok, to the point that Hidden Valley released a TSA safe bottle, plus even more on this week's Second Helpings! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

But I Made Them Wear Socks w/Jake Young
Jun 25, 2026·1:30:13
1:30:13
This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Jake Young of "Nerd of Mouth" as Jackie gears up for her Y2K themed Jackin' stream, MJ attempts to remember the difference between show and swing chorus, Jake describes an old PSA sent into his Cartoon Dumpster livestream, and MJ ponders the exact moment Zendaya fell for Tom Holland, plus some more chat 'bout Zendaya and Tom Holland! The elder Beckham have been seen hangin' around Tom Cruise bonding over the fact their kids hate them, Katherine LaNasa claims she is still haunted by ex Dennis Hopper, and then it's time for THE LIST, this time full of incredibly strange demands made by studios for actors! Blindz, and a dual cream Jackie's Snackies starting @ 1:08:54.923, a garlicky MJ Minute Munchies @ 1:13:29.500, and a protein packed Jakey's Slakeys @ 1:18:48.830 until 1:24:39.247, plus even more! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

Second Helpings - Uterus Farm
Jun 19, 2026·1:18:02
1:18:02
This week on Second Helpings, Jackie's been in an OLD Olivia hole, MJ WONT be live updating from the Knicks parade, but they did witness the parade turn to cheer on the sanitation workers! MJ's textin' their brother to see if he'll join 'em for Riot Fest 2026, Lil Nas X has come out and given an update about his mental health and bipolar diagnosis, and Lola Young has returned after her departure! "The Ring" and "Lilo and Stitch" actress Daveigh Chase sadly passed away this week, and an Executive Producer of "Love Island" died in Fiji so they gave him the kindasexy tribute at the end of an episode only "Love Island" can. MJ finished "Widow's Bay", and they are both thinkin', NO ISLANDS! Brooklyn Beckham is the goss' of the week as the Beckham's seem to be fighting through Doordash ads, Olivia Rodrigo and other artists let errrrybody know about those shitters who diaper up and plant themselves at the barrier, and how EVEN THE ARTIST CAN SMELL THEM. MJ lets everyone know they DIDN'T shit at the Bright Eyes concert, and Elvis Costello said to stop bein' mean to Olivia Rodrigo! In talkin' tv talk MJ watched an UPSETTING true crime doc, and Jackie's got some personal quibbles with "Disclosure Day", Spencer Pratt will NOT go silently, plus Jackie finished "Spider Noir", and even more on this week's Second Helpings! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

THE ZOINK w/Amber Nelson
Jun 18, 2026·1:26:42
1:26:42
This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Amber "Duncan Sheik on the Brain" Nelson of "SPUN", "The Brighter Side", and "HGX2" to goss' all 'bout Amber's ascent (or descent?) into Millennial CVS Music, and the music at JCP making Jackie feel greeeeeeey, but the grocery store music in NYC has got MJ thinkin' its finally their time! Jackie congratulates the NY Knicks on their win, MJ announces they are fully Knickspilled, and everyone reflects how they somehow didn't die while roof drinkin' in NYC. Jackie and Amber give an update on their rootin' tootin' wild west DnD sessions, Amber gives a not so glowing review of S3 of "Euphoria", "Doc Meet World" shows some of the abusive underside of the "Boy/Girl Meets World" series. MJ and Jackie discuss how this was a slow celeb news week, as evidenced by the Jeff Goldblum sometimes eats his dessert first being hawt goss', and Tyra Banks filed a lawsuit against Netflix due to the "Reality Check" documentary, plus even more Tyrasanity! Then we got a list filled with Celebs who had terrifying encounters with stalkers, the Blindz, then a Patriotic Jackie's Snackies @1:11:58 and a cheezzy MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:17:56 til @1:23:57, plus even more on this weeks Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

Second Helpings - I Don't Feel Anything
Jun 12, 2026·1:20:06
1:20:06
This week on Second Helpings, Jackie is talkin' to Mr. Knick MJ as they got that BBAL FEVER, just like everyone in NYC also, Mariska Hargitay was at the game, and so was Swift with the Haim sistas! Jackie has started the new season of "Love Island" and its even more insane than past seasons, there's a new show out called "Alice and Steve" that's got Jackie up in her feels, and Jackie watched the trailer for the "scientifically accurate" upcoming film "Whalefall." Jackie's all caught up on RHORI! and she can FINALLY tell them apart by their craziness, MJ's still busy with "Spider Noir" and "Widow's Bay", but they DID watch Gwyneth Paltrow's new ad for luxury real estate in Tel Aviv, and also in GOOP news, she had an AI dweeb on her podcast. The new T Swift Toy Story song is BOOOOOOOOORE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO SNOOOOOOOOOOOOORE-OOOOOOOOOOOOO, a school Principal got suspended for "Trap Queen" yearbook quote, Fetty Wap sent her flowers and a note! In a recent "Actors on Actors" Tracy Morgan seemingly proved he's never played a character in his life, he's just that insane, Evil Skinny Lizzo squirted out a new album, and MJ's got a shout out to all the bright eyes heads, but sadly the NYC show got rained out! Adam however, got to experience both albums, and Mary Steenburgen called Ted Danson while he was on John C Riley's podcast and they all chatted, plus even more on this weeks Second Helpings! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

Food Or Not? w/ Natalie Jean
Jun 11, 2026·1:27:59
1:27:59
This week on Page 7, MJ and Jackie are joined by everyone's favorite fairy aficionado Natalie Jean, talkin' 'bout weddins and why ain't there divorce-o parties!?!? Plus, Jenny Mollen continues to creep everyone out in new Substack posts, Netflix is bringin' weirdo Youtube family vloggers onto their platform on Netflix for kids, and sadly Anthony Head from Buffy has passed. Chamolamadingdong has a 1 year unlimited Chipotle, and it's got tinges of Dina Lohan takin' advantage of her daughters "CARVEL BLACK CARD", and rumor on the street is Taytay and her man are gettin' married at....Madison Square Garden... Then we got a Jackie's SLURPIES @ 37:42.132 before THE LIST startin' with one of the Guy Fieri Waterloos, and Jackie's comin' out against donkey sauce! This weeks list is SHOCKING celeb scandals from back in the day that everyone somehow collectively FORGOT about that they 100% SHOULD NOT HAVE! Then blindz, Jackie's Snackies starts @ 1:08:05 with MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:17:58, plus even more on this week's Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

Second Helpings - Temu Influencer
Jun 5, 2026·1:15:18
1:15:18
This week's Second Helpings Jackie's back in the VILLA and errrrrrybodies sayin' the UK is better than the US, but all the pop culture stuff is only gonna be talkin' 'bout the US one and Jackie just can't watch that much "Love Island"! Target has traded in their fake allyship for 1776 BUUUUULLSHIT. Jackie got approached to be a Temu Influencer, and there's a cop in the villa who's got a PA Mayor lettin' everyone know he left his cop job to do THAT. MJ and Gideon started watchin' "Spider Noir" and really like it, but Jackie kinda feels like it coulda been a movie. And "Widow's Bay" is still fucking amazing. MJ fell into a Skrilla hole they need to get themselves outta for the summa, so Jackie's writtin' them a 'script for some "TASKMASTER"! "Queer Eye" discourse is kinda bore-o snore-o. MJ finished the book “Yesteryear” and it's got them wonderin' what's the difference between Ballerina Farm and Pioneer Woman? Jackie's got a suggestion for everyone to check out "Stamptown" on YouTube, and before we got we're checkin' back in on that Boy Mom Discourse HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE and Valerie Bertanelli has entered the chat, PLUS SO MUCH MOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

The Devil's Advocate Boy w/ Jake Young
Jun 4, 2026·1:35:22
1:35:22
This week on Page 7, MJ's back from the bowels of the hospital, and Jackie's still callin' them MASTER J, and happy pride month to one and all! There's a lotta discourse online about Olivia Rodrigo wearin' babydoll dresses and Holden has some feels 'bout that which lead to P7's first Sexual Humiliation Ritual via livestream last Friday (Check an upcomin' WTB? for more on THAT), and Lizzo's moved on from bananas to Chili's Baby Back Ribs! Savannah Guthrie's torture continues as she's subjected to Goop's cooking segment, and Jenny Mollen let the world know she's hotter than a 12 year old her son is friends with in a series of posts sure to keep her sons in therapy for life. Followed by our LIST of "Actors Who Ended Up In The Hospital Because Of a Movie Or TV Role"!?!?!?! And BLINDZ ARE BACK BABY! And it's a 50% ANGLE, 50% DEBIL Jackie's Snackies starting @ 1:09:13.698 with an MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:20:43.407, And a thirst slaying Jakey's Slakey's @ 1:24:13.554 until 1:30:49.644, PLUS SO MUCH MOOOOOORE!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

Second Helpings - I Think That's Nice
May 29, 2026·1:11:58
1:11:58
On this week's second helpings we got a newly hooded MJ back 'cause Gideon is just fiiiiine but was trapped in the ER hallway during Page Nerd of Mouth (for 62/64hrs total) but is now safely back home after a much more stressful version of "The Pitt". Chelsea Handler revealed her big 'ole ICK with Bobby Flay, Robert Pattison is gonna be play Chris Hanson in an A24 film about "To Catch A Predator", MJ says get off dat fence when it comes to "The Comeback", Jackie is not gonna spoil the movie, but she's recommendin' the upsettin' movie "The Coffee Table". MJ dove into the many true crime shows that have been put out regardin' the girl who drove her car into a wall to kill her bf and friend, Jackie's gettin' the Mothman Jellycat! MJ's here to let us all know Jackie's a trend setter, Travis Kelce chugged a beer at the basketball game like the frat boy he is in his Canadian Tuxedo and Timothee Chalamet is also always there, Spencer Pratt is STILL running for office, "Love Island" starts next week, Jackie started watchin' "Basket Case" for the first time, and SO MUCH MORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

You Just Got Cursed! w/ Holden McNeely AND Mike Lawrence
May 28, 2026·1:22:39
1:22:39
This week on Page Nerd of Mouth we got SOME BOYS CRASHIN' the slumba party with Holden McNeely standin' in for MJ while they're dealin' with family things (Send them ya well wishes!) and special nerdy guest Mike Lawrence, and sadly this means we got SWIFT NEWS! She was at a basketball game. with gum. That's all! Then we got us a fully hydratin' BONUS MICRO JACKIE'S SNACKIES @ 11:52 til 17:46 courtesy of a listener! After last week's episode Adam revealed even more of the dark history of Fastball's song to Jackie, which got Holden rememberin' a reddit thread of music videos where the person was CLEARLY too fucked up in it. The Colbert Show has come to an end, but no worries as Byron Allen bought up the timeslot and the comics have been unleashed, baby. There's gonna be a "90 Day Fiancé" Con...what. Khloe Kardashian let everyone know her son's SUCH a Leo, 'cause he threw a temper tantrum and sarted destroying the place at a friend's kid's graduation party, it was SO funny. Then we got us a list of celebrities talkin' 'bout their DISNEY CRUUUUUUUSHHHHEESSSS!!! Next, Holden swoops in to save the day with one specific BLIND, and we got us an xxxtra cheesy Jackie's Snackies starting @ 1:11:28.787 until 1:14:37.979, PLUS SO MUCH MOOOOOORE!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

Second Helpings - The Melancholy of Existence
May 22, 2026·1:15:59
1:15:59
On this weeks second helpings, MJ and Jackie are talkin' 'bout the film of the year "The Sheep Detectives" and how it might have brought a tear to James' eye (shhh, don't tell anyone), a new trailer for the Jimmy Stewart film staring KJ Apa and it sure is something, plus MJ's graduating from grad school! Clay Aiken has new music and it does NOT change anything for MJ (or so they say) and speaking of watching someone sleep, Jackie went to watch "Obsession". MJ successfully convinced Gideon to watch "Widows Bay", Jackie reports that "Remarkably Bright Creatures" was beautifully done, and Jessica Simpson spoke out to clear the air and throw her mom directly under the plane wheels when it came to her being in first class sans kids. Paul Hollywood got pulled over racin' to get his cat to the vet, and MJ watched the documentary "The Crash" on Netflix, Jackie also watched "The Devil's Wears Prada" and she says it's a PRADAuct of its time, plus even more on this week's Second Helpings! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

I Just Don't Get It w/ Kara Klenk
May 21, 2026·1:27:47
1:27:47
This week on Page 7 we're invitin' resdient Big Sis Kara Klenk to goss' 'bout all things dark, sad kid 90's alt rock and all them child kidnappin' PSAs, not to mention all the WAYS Fastball and her were two ships passin' in the night this past summer, then in SADDER NEWS Jackie was sittin' bitch when they drove all the way to visit their fathers headstone only to find out it was CLOSED on Mother's Day because who needs to mourn a MOM, Henry almost got kicked off the plane because his aisle seat plane buddy refused to stand and let him go to the bathroom for some unknown reason, worm man Nick Lachey said Jessica Simpson was in first class with her mom while makin' her kids and husband sit in coach with the peons, THE HORROR. John Tra has a new movie based on his children's book, AND a new hat. Nick Cannon made a gross post about spending time with HIS mother on Mother's Day because it ain't BABY MAMA'S DAY, and keeps just sayin' gross rage bait shit because that's who he is and he MUST BE STOPPED. Then we got THE LIST of "Movies That Were Literally SO LIFE THREATENING TO FILM I'm Shocked They Even Made It To The THEAAAATAAAAS", the BLINDZ feat. A SPOOKY NOISE, and then starting at @ 1:10:58.420 we got a user submitted CANADIAN JACKIE'S SNAAAAACKIES!!!! and @ 1:18:09.439 an oniony MJ's Minute Munchies all until @ 1:23:18.658, AND SO MUCH MOOOOOOOOOORE!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

Second Helpings - Twilight Ch. 1 & Ch. 2
May 15, 2026·2:15:09
2:15:09
We have all died every day waiting for this re-release of "Jackie's Book" as she reads "Twilight" Chapters 1 and 2! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

Murder, She Baked WATCHALONG!
May 14, 2026·1:34:22
1:34:22
It's time to get cozy, y'all! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

Second Helpings - Are You A Teenager?
May 8, 2026·1:24:10
1:24:10
This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie long for another Jake appearance, talk of traveling together on past tours, some "Desperate Housewives" chat, and then some "Buffy" talk, with SPOILERS. MJ brings news of a real life fake teen busted in a high school that's a much sadder version of "Never Been Kissed", Jackie started "Widow's Bay" and looooves it. It's Geoff's birthday week (happy birthday!!) and they've been to the movies 3x this week, which has got Jackie questionin' if she's broken (like a promise) FOREVER because they had to hold their laughter back during "Deep Waters" more.....questionable scenes, and they also saw Hokum and it was great! The trailer dropped for Nolan's "The Odyssey", there's a new Mr. Fantasy video as he gets ready to release an entire album, and "The Bear" released an episode focused just on Cousin, and so much more on this weeks "Second Helpings"! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

Fashion Cryptkeeper w/ Jake Young
May 7, 2026·1:28:12
1:28:12
This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Luisa Madrigal fanboy Jake Young, to goss' 'bout Holden's (valid) Star Wars prequel hatred as well as some upcoming Nerd of Mouth episodes, Jackie reveals her encounter with "The Poodle Man" on the Scrabble app, and there's rumors that Blake Lively had to purchase her Met Gala ticket as Anna Wintour may have NOT invited her this year. Then a deeper dive into this year's Met looks, Jackie and Jake give an update on the DnD campaign they are playing with Amber, and Isa Briones has had to remind "The Pitt" fans once again to not yell during Broadway performances. Then it's time for a list of "Actors Who Called Out the Most Disgusting Scenes They Ever Had to Fiiiiiiiiiiiiilm!" followed by BLINDZ that MJ most certainly did not write, and then it's a choose your own snackventure on this week's Jackie's Snackies @ 1:06:40.176 that also includes a hostile takeover of Jakey's Slakeys, and another swapped MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:17:40.596 all ending @ 1:23:13.820, PLUS SO MUCH MORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

Second Helpings - Maybe It's Just Manslaughter!
May 1, 2026·1:16:30
1:16:30
Jackie's got Blessid Union of Souls trapped in her skull and its got them rememberin' the innocent early days of Shazam and sittin' round hungover tryin' to remember a song by mumble humming 3 bars of it, it's MJ and Gideon's wedding anniversary and it's bringin' up memories of drunken weddin' plannin' on the podcast past, and its got them lookin' for excuses to have another dance party and boogie the night away! BUT IN POP CULUTE SAD NEWS, Megan Thee Stallion had to take stage as THE SHOW MUST GO ON! after breakin' the news of her beau of about a year, Klay Thompson, cheatin' on her, "The Devil Wears Prada 2" is comin' out and everyone's talkin' 'bout it, but Emily Blunt firmly shoved her foot down her throat as she gives some vvv outta touch rich person advice for those who hate their job, and for the new season of "Interview with the Vampire" AMC announced they're doin a one night live performance of "The Vampire Lestat" at the Beacon Theatre! Jackie can't wait for MORE eps of "Margo's got Money Troubles" plus Jackie's started "Real Housewives of Rhode Island" and it's beautiful, MJ's got some MURDER BITCHES FOR YA after they watched "Should I Marry A Murder?", the "Baby Reindeer" dude made somethin' new, and much more! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

Sad Dad Jazz w/ Holden McNeely
Apr 30, 2026·1:31:57
1:31:57
This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Holden McNeely, who's filled with (justified) hatred for the Star Wars prequels, Machine Gun Kelly has his aim set on nu metal as he drops a song with Fred Durst, and "Michael" makes some creative choices that leave out quite a large portion of his life. The Onion and Tim Heidecker are takin' Info Wars from Alex Jones and he's crashing out hard, Keegan-Michael Key's wife may have caused a massive implosion in his career, and they're actually gonna release the "Coyote vs ACME" movie! Then it's time for a list of celebrities who canceled their weddings at the veeery last minute, the blindz, and then a Jackie's Snackies starting at 1:11:14.057 that's a BETRAYAL ON ALL LEVELS, and then a savory golden MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:18:09.733 until 1:27:30.244, PLUS SO MUCH MOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

Second Helpings - Married Without Sight
Apr 24, 2026·1:17:21
1:17:21
This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are easin' their way into "Trust Me: The False Prophet" but up first their talkin' the shake up for the new season of "Married At First Sight" and MJ wants to talk about Lori Loughlins haircut. The new season of SLOMW is still shooting sans Taylor, "Lee Cronin's The Mummy" sure is something, pre-orders for the Taskmaster advent calendar are about to open, Jackie gives a breakdown of the new season of "Beef" and a new documentary about the PBS series "Wishbone" is about to drop, plus even more! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

Party Barfer w/ Kara Klenk
Apr 23, 2026·1:34:46
1:34:46
This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Kara Klenk, to discuss the uniting powers of "Mr. Brightside" and "Uptown Funk", as well as dig deep into the gastronomic terror "Gupperz", and Purdue makin' 6-7 chicken nuggets just in time for the trend to be over! Jackie reveals she feels a deep connection with Madison from "Love on the Spectrum" and her Dollar Tree sprees, Jill Biden lost the bidding for a "Heated Rivalry" cameo, then more Coachella talk, and Jackie maaaaaybe becomes a Belieber! Jackie hasn't seen "The Miniature Wife", but the billboard and preview she saw was enough to make her hate it, Madonna and Sabrina Carptener's photos together during Coachella went viral, and Jackie's excited for new Dan Levy show "Big Mistakes!" Then it's on to the list, blindz, plus Jackies Snackies @ 1:15:09.776 and MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:26:45.301 til 1:31:56.975, plus even more! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast


