SCP-8320: Seven Hundred Million Wizards

SCP-8320 is a phenomenon globally affecting all domestic cats. Even Biscuit, my adorable British Shorthair was affected. I didn't think anything could ever stop Biscuit. He's so full of energy and so affectionate. But then on the morning of June 4th he turned into this weird old wizard. "Axar the Lackadaisical".