Show full transcript 0:54 We're gonna talk about soccer. We're gonna talk about summer school. We're gonna talk about 0:59 The fact that his mom decides who cuts his hair 1:02 We're going to talk about, he's bad at texting, and he's going to try to constantly and consistently 1:08 compliment me through this thing, and I'm going to really, really fight back. 1:12 So we're going to have a good time today, but before we talk to Marcello, we always 1:16 find somebody who knows our guest, who wants to speak well behind our guests back and 1:21 give me a question to ask them. 1:23 And we are back with our friend, Sarah Sherman, Sarah, a fellow cast member with Marcello 1:29 at SNL and a real peach and we're gonna get her on Zoom and see what she thinks I should ask him. 1:37 Look! Wow, some interesting Photoshop. 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I want it today. 3:10 That's what I want. 3:11 You have great hair. 3:13 Thank you. 3:15 I do go into getting a haircut and I say, 3:19 do your worst. 3:21 So I'm glad it comes out good. 3:25 Sherman, it is really good to see you. 3:28 I miss you guys. 3:30 We miss you. 3:32 Our time together on the pod was so fun. 3:36 We still talk about it, 3:37 But Marcello is probably the cast member 3:42 I feel like I kind of know the least about. 3:46 And tell me when you guys first met. 3:51 How you were already at the show? 3:54 I met him on the show. 3:55 This fucking brat shows up. 3:58 He is gonna be so fucking mad that you guys got me for this. 4:02 He's gonna be like, could have gotten Kevin Hart, 4:05 especially when Miss Calco, Adam Sandler, 4:07 and you got fucking Sarah. 4:09 Our relationship started 4:10 because I'd be up all night on writing night, 4:13 like writing like a maniac. 4:16 And he would be like, chill, dude, relax. 4:19 You're good, man. 4:20 Cause I feel like I'm a very, I'm like a homework girl. 4:23 Yeah. 4:23 And, you know, having someone reflect that back, 4:27 having like a fun guy. 4:29 Yeah. 4:30 Like major puppy dog energy being like, 4:32 like you can relax, you can take it easy, sis. 4:36 It's funny that you say that, that is like, 4:38 when I was thinking about what I want to talk to him about, 4:39 like he definitely always looks like he's having fun. 4:43 It's very like little, little brother energy, 4:45 like you guys, let's not forget that this is fun. 4:48 I would die without him there because he, 4:51 he's always having fun, like writing night at 3 a.m. 4:54 He's him and Cam Patterson will be like 4:56 doing like backflips. 4:58 They'll put like all the chairs on 17 together 5:02 in like a big tower on top of like the writing table 5:06 and like do like backflips over them. 5:08 But he's really, he's very menchy. 5:11 Like he's very, you know, like he's, 5:12 he's really tight with his mom. 5:14 You know, he, you know, he's like such a good guy 5:16 because of how like, well, he takes care of his like 5:18 family and like, you know, the little brother energy 5:23 is like, cause he cares. 5:24 Like he'll call me like on a Wednesday at 8 p.m. Like during a hiatus when we're like, you know 5:31 I'm not I'm like lying on my couch like rotting and he'll be like all right, bro 5:36 What what clubs are you doing tonight? Like you getting up there? What are you doing? Come on? 5:40 and like 5:42 I'm lying down watching x-files 5:44 And he's like let's hit the cellar. Would it put your avails in? 5:48 Do do some shows like he's like weirdly like encouraging 5:52 and he'll telepathically feel if I'm feeling shitty 5:58 and activate. 5:59 Does stand-ups do that for each other? 6:01 Or do they encourage each other to keep getting up 6:03 and trying new stuff? 6:05 Marcello does. 6:06 I feel like most stand-ups are such fucking bloodsuckers 6:09 that they hope nobody else is getting up. 6:11 Totally. 6:12 So they can hog all the stage time. 6:14 I wanna talk to him about the fact 6:15 that he was a really good soccer player, 6:18 really cares about sports, 6:19 It's like, has a good connection with a lot of, 6:21 like it's hosting the Espeys, all this stuff. 6:23 Like, is it, is like a jock? 6:25 He's a jock. 6:27 In a way where I think, 6:30 I can't believe I'm gonna be complimenting him so much. 6:34 I'll get you. 6:36 He, he's a, it's really great at SNL 6:39 because he is like kind of like a team player 6:41 in like a real way. 6:42 Like he's really good at like involving people in bits 6:45 and like, and sketches. 6:46 sketches and like, he, you know, he gets everyone's voice really well and he's really good at 6:52 including other people in his bits. And in a way that's extremely generous in a very 6:57 team player way, even though he has a stand up and because he is a jock, he's really athletic 7:02 and he is like physicality, like is unbelievable. He did, he did a Sebastian Manus Galco sketch 7:11 where like, Sebastian is like a lawyer, 7:14 he does like a backflip in it. 7:16 He does like a back handspring, 7:18 like a Russian teenage gymnast. 7:21 He did a backflip in like a Jack Black sketch too. 7:25 He's like, he's physically unbelievable 7:28 and like light on his feet and like doing backflips. 7:32 So many backflips. 7:34 I can't explain it. 7:36 Like that's what he does. 7:37 He is like a newborn puppy 7:40 who just like popped out of the womb, did a backflip. 7:43 But then like, you know, he'll come to my office 7:45 at like 10 p.m. 7:47 He's like, I'm ordering Thai food, you want anything? 7:49 And I joked like, yeah, give me a Beats pill. 7:53 And he got me one. 7:54 What's a Beats pill? 7:55 A little speaker. 8:00 He's just like, he's just generous like that. 8:04 It was like four minutes ago, he was giving me a wedgie. 8:07 And now I have like a $300 speaker in my office 8:09 was when I was kidding, by the way. 8:13 Okay, what question do you think I should ask Marcello today? 8:17 I'd like three questions. 8:18 Okay, great. 8:19 One, what's your fucking deal, dude? 8:22 Two, oh, are you gonna stay not answering my texts? 8:28 Look at your phone, Marcello. 8:31 I have experience with that. 8:32 Marcello is really bad at texting. 8:35 Cause he's, well, I have his location on. 8:37 So I'll be like, why isn't he fucking texting me back? 8:40 And then I'll look at his location 8:41 and he's doing like a children's fundraiser in Costa Rica. 8:46 I'm like, okay, respect. 8:50 And I always know where he is at all times. 8:52 So he can never betray me. 8:54 My question is he's a very inherently social person 8:59 and gets like, he gets very energized by other people. 9:03 He's all like, he literally kind of like 9:05 can't be alone for more than five seconds, 9:06 which is why he's so fun. But legit, he's an amazing joke writer, and he's extremely productive 9:15 and prolific. Like, he just put out an hour of stand up. He already has another. He's constantly 9:20 touring. And I just like don't understand when and where he has the time to do that. 9:27 So I'm like, it's kind of a bad question, but I'm like, I literally want to know when and how 9:33 how is he writing jokes? 9:35 Because also he might, I have a feeling, 9:37 because I've asked him this before 9:39 and I think he was just like shut up, whatever. 9:43 But it is like a serious question 9:45 because I have a feeling he writes a lot on stage 9:47 because he's so like physical 9:48 and like gets really energized by an audience 9:51 but his jokes are actually good and well written. 9:53 Do you're making a good point, right? 9:55 Which is that sometimes when someone's not always 9:57 but like when someone's doing physical stuff 10:00 it's like a vibe and if you read it on a page 10:03 It wouldn't really feel like a like a craft a joke, but you're saying he can do both. He has legit well written jokes 10:10 You know and he always kind of makes this joke like at SNL 10:13 You know, he's like, you know me like you know 10:16 I'm like a bad sketch writer or whatever because you know 10:19 You just get into like a way at SNL where you're like you've decided you've called yourself something totally like you know 10:26 When you did therapy on me like crazy when I was like a good actor or performer, you know, whatever 10:33 But he'll be like, you know, like I can't write it. 10:34 But it's like then when he actually puts his fingers on a keyboard and writes, 10:39 it's like he is a really good writer and all this stand up. 10:43 It's like really tight, good, he has set up punchline jokes. 10:48 So in my head, I'm like, so he's writing it down. 10:51 But I'm like, when, where? 10:54 I love this question because it it it. 10:57 I think that there's a underneath it. 11:00 but there's just this idea of like figuring out 11:03 what we're like allowed to say about ourselves. 11:06 Like what do we actually, 11:08 what would we dare to say we're good at basically? 11:11 Right. 11:13 That's good. 11:14 Yeah, come to think of it, 11:15 I did ask a good question, didn't I? 11:19 Now, the Gen Xer and me wants to know, 11:22 how did you get his face in the Zoom screen 11:25 and how do you do that? 11:26 Listen, I'm a professional 11:27 and I'm also a magician as well. 11:29 So, Magician never reveals the secrets that she does really well. 11:33 Charmi, I love talking to you. 11:36 I wish we could do it every week. It's so fun. 11:39 Thanks for doing this. I think he's going to be so happy. 11:42 Are you guys seeing him now? 11:44 Yeah, he's coming in and like, he'll be here in like a half an hour. 11:47 It's always an up yours. 11:49 Thank you so much for doing it. 11:52 Okay, love you too. Talk to you soon. 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13:14 Yeah. 13:14 You brighten so many people's lives. 13:16 Wow. 13:17 And I think it's the least I can do. 13:21 Well, let's get started. 13:22 Why is Marcella bringing me flowers? 13:24 Why do you feel the need to bring me such thank you 13:27 for these boys' flowers? 13:29 Of course, of course. 13:29 I'm sensing a weird energy. 13:32 Like you're not so happy about the flowers 13:35 or put them on the floor and... 13:39 I feel like this is some kind of mea culpa. 13:42 What's happening? 13:42 No, no, mea, mea, mea happy. 13:45 Me, I'm grateful to be here with you. 13:51 And so many people, they give people their flowers. 13:54 You know what I mean? 13:55 Oh, you're giving me flowers. 13:58 They're beautiful. 13:59 You came in very shy. 14:01 I know. 14:02 Dude, it's so good to see you. 14:04 And yes, I do have a mea culpa if people are wondering. 14:08 Do you? 14:08 I do with you, yes. 14:09 What is it? 14:10 Because you texted me and I didn't answer. 14:12 I took too long. 14:14 What did I text you about? 14:16 I don't even want to think about it. 14:17 It's a big mistake. 14:18 It's one of my largest regrets. 14:20 No, I'm getting to know you. 14:22 And what I'm realizing is that you're not a great text. 14:25 No. 14:26 That's okay. 14:27 No, but I'm working. 14:28 Yeah. 14:29 I'm doing the work. 14:31 And I'm big on a cat. 14:32 Wait, did you just catch a fly? 14:34 Not a fly. 14:34 No, I did not kill an animal. 14:36 That would be a myth. 14:37 It was a flurry, something. 14:39 Like a fuzzy. 14:40 Yeah, fuzzy, yes. 14:41 Um, but, um, no, it's, it's, um, I, it's so bad and, um, 14:48 does it bother you to be a bad text or do you actually care? 14:52 I care a lot, especially when like, especially when it's somebody like you that I'm like, 14:57 I can't believe I, you texted me. 15:00 Like I, I think about it often of like, you worked your whole life to get to a place 15:07 where an Amy Poehler could or would text you 15:11 and then you have the balls. 15:14 Ghosted, ghosted. 15:15 The gonads to go, sorry, I didn't see, 15:19 who are you, a friend from college? 15:21 Sorry, I didn't see this in time. 15:23 Also your response months later was like, 15:26 oh, I was so tired. 15:29 It was something like, it was something like, 15:32 I haven't had any sleep. 15:33 I haven't. 15:34 I know, it's tough. 15:36 I apologize, and I got here on time. 15:39 I really appreciate it. 15:40 I rode a bike. 15:41 Wait, you rode here? 15:42 I rode here on a bike. 15:43 It saved me nine minutes on the commute. 15:45 People should know it's very hot out today. 15:48 With the flowers, one hand, I risked my life. 15:52 That's a lie. 15:53 But. 15:54 Wow, thank you for that. 15:55 I sent them in a car. 15:56 I didn't want to get them in trouble. 15:57 They're beautiful flowers. 15:58 Yeah, shout out to my assistant, buddy. 16:00 You made your assistant ride a bike with a flower. 16:04 No, she's in the car. 16:05 She's in the car. 16:06 are with the flowers. 16:08 When you're riding a bike in New York City, 16:10 do you have people be like, hey? 16:11 Sometimes. 16:12 Do they recognize you? 16:12 I like that. 16:13 That's my favorite type of interaction. 16:14 Hey, hey! 16:18 Marcelo, yes! 16:20 You can ride away. 16:22 Marcelo, there's so many good things happening for you. 16:24 First of all, congratulations on being almost a vet at us 16:28 and like, you know, you're in that sweet spot, right? 16:33 Where you know how it works. 16:34 Like, you're not terrified anymore. 16:38 There's people that are newer than you. 16:40 Like, it's a nice, nice place to be in. 16:42 Yeah, it's also, yeah, I'm not so confused anymore. 16:45 I know the schedules and stuff. 16:47 Yeah, because it is a weird place to work 16:49 and it has its own set of rules. 16:51 And like, now you kind of know it 16:52 and you like, people know you and they're... 16:54 This is so surreal to be talking to you like this. 16:56 It is crazy. 16:56 You have to understand it. 16:58 I know that for you. 16:59 You're like, I'm just Amy, but you're not. 17:01 Well, you you are a you are a force of nature. Dude, I was watching all of your 17:06 Every award show that Amy dude, you are you you you're so funny. You had a guy massaging you. You had you then you kissed him 17:14 That guy was Bono. Bono was massaging her and kissing. I'm very Hispanic and then 17:21 You you you had the thing with George Clooney where you're like flirting with him. Oh, man 17:26 and so freaking good, the hoodie, one of the great GIFs. 17:31 Oh my God, is that how we say it? 17:33 Because I never know. GIF, GIF doesn't matter. 17:35 Great, okay, well this leads me into my first question. 17:37 Okay, great. 17:38 Because what I got from your special is so funny, 17:41 so great. You watched it, you crammed it. 17:43 Yes, you're there. I crammed it, loved it. 17:45 Thank you. 17:45 You are like a product of like a matriarchy. 17:48 You have grown up around women, sisters, 17:51 your mothers, a huge part of your life 17:53 and your comedy. 17:55 Oh yeah, I don't know what it is. 17:56 I think it's the hang with the boys is so funny. 18:01 I laugh so much with my boys, 18:03 but like a hang with women is just so, it's funny, 18:08 but it's also like mentally challenging and emotional. 18:14 You're learning about yourself. 18:16 I have a lot of lesbian friends too 18:17 that I really connect with. 18:20 Yes, they like, like. 18:21 Cause I'm a lesbian in many ways. 18:22 Say more, what do you mean? 18:23 You know what I mean? 18:24 Cause I grew up around women, 18:24 so I'm kind of a woman in some ways. 18:26 I get jealous, I get petty. 18:28 I do, I get jealous and petty. 18:30 My girlfriend has to deal with that. 18:32 I do, I get weird. 18:34 I go, I didn't like that. 18:36 I say that, sometimes. 18:38 I go, I didn't like that. 18:39 I go, when you did that, I didn't like that. 18:42 Oh, I love that. 18:43 And it made me feel bad. 18:45 And I hope that- 18:46 In the future? 18:47 In the future, when you are in a situation 18:50 where you could do something like that, 18:52 that you'll act differently for my sake. 18:54 I talk like that sometimes. 18:55 That's really good communicating, by the way. 18:57 My mom has really trained me. 18:58 Have you ever been a therapy? 19:00 A little bit. 19:02 I've experimented. 19:03 Okay. 19:03 Sport psychology I liked. 19:05 Oh, yeah. 19:05 I want to talk about that because you are big. 19:07 You're a jock. 19:08 I'm a jock, yeah. 19:09 And, you know, I can tell from the way that you, like, you love a team. 19:14 Oh, yeah. 19:15 And, like, that is the thing I have to say, like, in figuring out, like, what to 19:19 talk to you about today. 19:19 like I when I was around you and got to be at SNL when you were there you can 19:24 tell right away the people that like to have fun and I know that sounds so 19:29 stupid and simple but it's easily forgotten right at any job right it's 19:33 like okay I got the job now like and then all you think about is like losing 19:37 the job or the job sucks or the job's hard or whatever you forget the fun 19:40 part and there's something about you that really radiates a lot of fun oh 19:45 yeah and you love being part of a team oh yeah like the team to win 19:48 Yes, and I don't like to work. 19:49 Like, in a very positive way. 19:53 I work very hard in my life, but I don't like to work. 19:57 Working is bad and weird, so everything but work 20:01 is always usually my goal when I'm working. 20:04 I got a scooter, my girlfriend had a foot injury. 20:07 She had a scooter, I got her a new scooter, 20:09 and then the old scooter, I took it to work, 20:11 now there's a scooter at work. 20:12 Now if you gotta go to the bathroom, 20:13 you jump on the scooter, you're there 20:14 in a couple minutes. 20:15 Now people are scooting up and down the halls. 20:17 That's fun. 20:18 That's fun. 20:18 You know what I mean? 20:19 God, I love that. 20:20 Sometimes I do seal. 20:21 Do you know seal? 20:22 With that long table that we do table read in? 20:24 Where you slide across? 20:25 I run through that hallway. 20:26 And then I seal and see if I can get fully across. 20:30 Okay. 20:30 You know who did a version of seal many, many years before you? 20:34 Is Jimmy Fallon. 20:35 Of course. 20:37 That's my kind of guy. 20:38 Yeah. 20:39 That's my kind of guy. 20:40 He is. 20:40 The other thing that I love about not working or like trying not to work is, 20:43 this is like, maybe this is a sick thing for me. 20:46 But looking in the eyes of someone who's trying to work, 20:53 who you are not letting to work, the frustration, 20:57 it brings me joy in a way that's dark. 21:02 And then they'll do it to me sometimes, 21:03 and then I can laugh and understand it. 21:05 Okay, you talk about, okay. 21:08 It's just you have to know sometimes. 21:11 Yeah, everything here is fake. 21:12 I love when something, because you might, 21:14 no matter how dirty I would get with syrup, 21:16 you know how syrup is so gross 21:17 and it stays on you forever? 21:18 Yeah, but that doesn't, it's all nice. 21:20 And then you just get the joy of trying, 21:21 but without happening. 21:23 Sorry. 21:24 You, okay, you focus up. 21:26 Sorry. 21:26 Okay, so you. 21:31 Who wants to have some fun on the Amy Poe show today? 21:36 You're trying to work, aren't you? 21:38 You're trying to work, girl. 21:40 I have some questions I've prepared. 21:42 No, gracias. 21:43 Hello, I tried to work. 21:44 What's over here? 21:45 Your phone is dirty, girl. 21:49 Look at that, dang. 21:52 Dirty-ass phone, Amy Poehler, on the 115th floor 21:55 of the Spotify building. 21:57 Crazy. 21:59 This is an old phone. 22:00 Doesn't even work. 22:02 Doesn't even turn on. 22:05 It's turned off. 22:06 It's off, of course. 22:08 Because we're recording. 22:10 Of course it is. 22:11 Of course. 22:11 Meanwhile, my butt's vibrating. 22:12 Okay, listen. 22:15 You do this bit in your standup, which is so funny to me. 22:19 When you're talking about your mom making you dance, 22:22 what I love about it is not only because you love to dance, 22:25 I love to dance. 22:26 And I like, I wonder if you have a relationship to your, 22:30 like you love to move around. 22:33 You like, you're an energy guy. 22:35 And from a young age, you were that way. 22:38 Did your mom know that you were that kind of kid 22:41 from an early age and she would get you into sports and moving and dancing because she knew 22:45 you had to get it out? 22:47 Yes, 100% on 100%. 22:50 My parents' goals always throughout my life was to get me tired. 22:56 Does that make sense? 22:58 So all the activities I ever did were always with the ultimate goal of will he go to sleep? 23:03 And it was tough because there's a lot of batteries in here, understand? 23:09 Then so I started playing baseball and then baseball the I was in the outfield and first of all pants right in the Sun 23:15 Like so hot for what and long socks what we're in Miami wearing pants in the Sun this sport 23:20 Yeah, people don't know you grew up in Miami. Yes, of course 23:23 so I was playing baseball and the ball would never come to where I was because they had me in the outfield and 23:28 Then so apparently according to my family. I don't remember doing this 23:31 But I was doing cartwheels 23:32 In the in the outfield and playing with insects and stuff and so they took me out 23:37 My mom said, gee, I gotta take you out of baseball 23:38 because you're kind of making us look bad as a family. 23:42 Too much downtime out there. 23:44 We're Hispanic, you're half Cuban, half Dominican. 23:45 They were like, this kid will be good. 23:46 And then you're a nuisance. 23:48 So then I did soccer. 23:50 And soccer is a perfect sport for a child with ADD 23:53 that's unmedicated and with a lot of energy 23:56 because the ball never stops moving. 23:57 Oh, so much running. 23:58 It's so much running. 23:59 You get home, you are tired. 24:01 And so soccer became my love. 24:03 because I was like, it's a constant thing. 24:06 I would get so exhausted on the field. 24:08 And then my parents liked it 24:09 and then I played that until college. 24:11 Yeah, you were a really good player. 24:12 I was good, yeah. 24:13 You went to college to play it. 24:15 Yeah, I did. 24:15 I did. 24:15 And like when, what was the, first of all, 24:19 what was your position? 24:20 I was in the, I was a winger. 24:21 Uh-huh. 24:21 Which is the guys that have to run all the way up 24:23 and then all the way up. 24:23 A lot of running, a lot of running. 24:25 And when you were, you mentioned your dad was 24:28 Dominican, your mom's Cuban. 24:29 I love when you talk about the differences 24:31 culturally between those two things. 24:33 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 24:33 What is like the, what are the biggest, 24:36 I know they're stereotypical, 24:37 but they're oftentimes very true. 24:38 Like the difference between those two cultures, 24:41 cause you're in the middle of both. 24:42 The food is pretty much the same. 24:44 Cuban is more salsa. 24:45 And then Dominican Republic they do merengue and bachata. 24:48 So bachata is one, two, three, stop. 24:51 One, two, three, stop. 24:53 And then salsa is like a crazy, 24:54 my foot goes there, your foot leaves, 24:56 my foot returns, your foot leaves. 24:57 It's more like math. 24:59 And then the way they talk is different. 25:00 So, like, for example, in Cuban Spanish, there's, like, 25:04 a, uh, uh, 25:07 I say what's going on is that we are from Cuba. 25:10 And in Cuba, we speak like, wow, wow, wow, wow, like that. 25:14 And in Dominican Republic, it's a little higher and faster. 25:17 So it's like, and we are Dominican, we are a type of person 25:20 that, like, we don't have a problem if there's no problem. 25:23 I don't have a problem, I want to get out of the problem. 25:24 And in Cuban, they're like, no, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, 25:28 algo que me va a reflexionar negativamente. 25:32 Entonces, yo me voy a gritar de esa cosa. 25:36 And the Dominican would be like, no, 25:37 yo no puedo estar ahí, yo no me meto ahí. 25:39 Yo no, yo no estoy loco. 25:40 Yo tengo parte de cosita que yo hago mal, 25:43 pero yo no estoy loco. 25:44 And that is kind of the difference. 25:47 But what's so amazing about that 25:49 is you're making music to me, 25:50 because I can't speak Spanish. 25:51 Yes, of course. 25:52 And the music, the Dominican music sounds like New York. 25:55 Of course. 25:56 Because so many Dominicans in New York. 25:57 Fast, yeah. 25:58 And the Cuban music sounds like Desi. 26:03 That's what we, that's who we knew when we were growing up. 26:06 Desi Hernandez was the only Cuban that we were like, we knew. 26:09 Did your family watch I Love Lucy or care, 26:11 or did your parents have any, 26:13 like did they care about Desi? 26:14 Do you, did you? 26:15 My mom's personality can be very Lucy sometimes. 26:20 My mom is like, my mom would always say, 26:22 my mom came from Cuba and it was difficult 26:24 because they took her stuff, you know, 26:26 you know, Cuba of the communist government. 26:28 And so when she came to America, 26:30 she really leaned in to being American. 26:33 For years, she would tell us 26:34 we're all gonna change our last name to Smith. 26:37 Because she was like, I'm American now. 26:39 I don't wanna be Cuban anymore. 26:40 Yeah, a lot of people wanted to assimilate. 26:41 And they didn't wanna be like, she was so like, 26:45 sad and embarrassed of what happened in Cuba 26:47 that she wanted to be fully American. 26:48 So she would say stuff, you know, 26:50 like, Blondes have a more fun. 26:52 And I am just a dumb blonde. 26:54 Like she would say that all the time because she just thought it was you know being American was that yeah, and 27:01 She she loves I love Lucy. She loves like you know having fun. My mom is like a my mom has a little bit of Yorkie energy 27:10 Sometimes and then also she can be very tough and hard. Yeah, and 27:16 Yeah, okay, but I want to talk about your soccer part because no, okay? You're getting how do you get to college from with soccer girl? 27:23 So the other thing too is the pressure of your friends. 27:26 Like you always want to look good to your friends and to your family. 27:28 And so I was like, I need to play college soccer because I've worked so hard at soccer. 27:32 All my friends know me as a soccer guy. 27:34 So if I don't play college soccer, that's bad. 27:36 So I emailed every school. I was sending emails. 27:39 Did you have recruiters come and see you? 27:41 I edited my own videos. I did play in all these tournaments. 27:44 And then the school in Ohio, John Carroll and the school in California, Occidental, 27:50 they both wanted me to play there. 27:51 and they were like, you know, we can figure out some sort of academic scholarship. 27:54 And then my mom said, you can't go to California because you'll be too far. 27:57 And I don't know what you will do when you are that far. 28:01 And if I can't go see you easily, that'll be a problem. 28:04 So she didn't let me go to California. 28:06 But she let me go to Ohio. 28:07 And then right before I went to college, my senior here, 28:10 my drama teacher asked me to memorize a monologue. 28:13 And you had never performed before. 28:15 No, I learned a John Leguizamo monologue and a monologue from class action. 28:18 And it was... 28:20 John Leguizamo used to have some really great... 28:21 Mambo mouth. 28:22 She calls me chocolate eyes. 28:24 I call her my albino beaver. 28:27 It was crazy. 28:28 It was about a Cuban commandant boy 28:30 meeting a white woman at a hotel 28:31 and falling in love. 28:32 Yeah. 28:33 And your teacher recommended that you do it. 28:37 Really interesting. 28:38 So they saw something in you. 28:39 He goes, 28:39 he goes, if you do this, 28:40 I'll get you out of school for like three days. 28:42 I'll take you to Tampa 28:43 and you'll compete in this thing. 28:46 Wow. 28:46 And I went and I won I was the best monologue 28:52 Contrasting monologues because it was funny because it was like the first one was about the first one was so sad 28:56 And very real about a gang member that hid his gun under his bed and his little brother found it and shot himself 29:02 And so that's the first monologue and then I go he shouldn't have done that 29:06 He shouldn't he shouldn't have gone into my room and then I get up 29:17 hello 29:19 It is me, Ramon, the Cuban cabana boy. 29:22 And then you get into this thing about having sex with an old American woman. 29:29 But it goes to show that people love to laugh. 29:33 They love to laugh. 29:34 And you gotta do that one second. 29:35 You can't do that one first. 29:40 And so when I did that I felt like, oh, I like performing, I like being in front 29:44 of people. 29:44 That was like the first time I really felt like, this was cool. 29:47 That was cool. 29:48 That was cool what I did. 29:48 You must have when you were younger been told a lot, 29:51 like, you're funny, you're like a good performer, 29:54 or like they must have known 29:56 that you had this extroverted personality. 29:58 In school they call that excessive talking mischief. 30:01 Exactly, that's right. 30:02 We have a lot of people in here talk about like the one, 30:04 they're just like one or two teachers that said, 30:06 hey, like Ryan Coogler was here 30:08 and he had a professor like encourage him 30:10 to write a screenplay. 30:11 100%. 30:12 And like people did just say like you should, 30:14 you should try this thing, I see something in you. 30:16 And I get so much joy from taking teachers to SNL. 30:21 I've taken quite a few teachers to SNL. 30:24 So this guy, the first guy that taught me 30:25 how to write a script is this script guy 30:27 named Bob Noel at my college. 30:30 And he told me, what's your favorite comedy movie right now? 30:33 And I go, I love the 40 year old virgin. 30:34 He goes, I want you to write that movie 30:37 but change something about it. 30:39 And so I wrote the 40 year old virgin 30:41 but the main character is a woman. 30:44 And apart for a woman, thank you, Marcel, for finding me. 30:46 Well, I have it. 30:48 You would be perfect for it. 30:50 Oh, my God, we should make it. 30:52 And so I brought him to SNL, and he got to hang out. 30:55 And then I had a theology teacher 30:59 who Mr. Franzi is based on that she's like, you know, 31:03 my body is full of aloe vera because I was burned 31:07 from my toasts until my head. 31:09 and Angie, and so I love her, and so I brought her to SNL. 31:14 And then the coolest one was, 31:17 so my freshman or sophomore year, 31:19 I took a Fundamentals of Shakespearean Performance class, 31:22 and there was this guy, Bo Smith, 31:24 and his partner, Tom Roche, 31:25 and they were this lovely gay couple, 31:27 and they were so fun and cool, 31:28 and they had this class, and they'd like, 31:30 you can perform whatever you want, 31:31 and then one day, everyone's gonna try some Shakespeare. 31:34 And so people were doing, you know, 31:35 monologues from famous movies, 31:37 you know, Wolf of Wall Street or whatever, 31:38 And then one day he noticed like everybody was acting 31:42 kind of like soft, you know, 31:43 like they weren't really giving it up for him. 31:45 And he goes, and he's like, you know, 31:47 in his late sixties at the time maybe, 31:49 and so he goes, well, if you're not gonna show me 31:52 what I wanna see, then maybe I'll show you myself. 31:56 And he's in his late sixties and takes off his tie, 31:59 puts it down, takes off a necklace, puts it down 32:02 and gets up and he goes, I will be performing King Lear. 32:09 And he just goes, yeah, he gets on his knees, 32:14 he starts screaming and nah, just goes crazy. 32:17 And everybody's like, oh my God. 32:20 And then it changed us completely. 32:23 Like everyone started to really give it to him 32:25 and perform and I did a bunch of crazy stuff in his class. 32:31 I did whatever he wanted. 32:33 And then I started performing my stand up for him. 32:36 I would write a little stand-up and do it in his class. 32:38 And then I took his class again, 32:40 and then they were let go from the school, the two guys. 32:43 And it was heartbreaking, 32:44 because I was like, you guys are the greatest. 32:46 I just wanna see you be good and whatever. 32:50 And so now, all these years later, 32:53 the college has called me back, 32:54 and they're like, what do you wanna do? 32:56 Like, you should do something for the school. 32:57 And I go, okay, great, let's start a scholarship. 33:00 So I started a scholarship at my school, 33:02 at the college I went to. 33:04 and it's for kids that want to do what I did 33:06 and it's called The Bo and Tom Scholarship 33:11 by Marcella Hernandez. 33:13 And so now all these scholarship recipients 33:15 so far we've had too, they meet with me and Bo. 33:18 He was Thomas past and they meet with me and Bo 33:20 and they get to meet Bo and like he tells them 33:23 all the stories and he's a fascinating guy 33:24 and I found him in Cleveland, Ohio. 33:27 And so I have so much love for those teachers 33:30 and also the teacher that told me to memorize 33:32 that monologue, he came to SNL with his wife and his son, I gave him a full tour. So I love, 33:38 the full circle moment. They must be so... Of like, that is priceless. That's awesome. Have you... 33:45 Did you have a teacher? I had a few. I had a few, like a lot of English teachers that told me I 33:49 was a good writer or like we had a really good drama teacher who like we just put on really 33:56 good productions in our school and stuff. I feel like my teachers came a little later 34:00 or when I started improvising, doing sketch in Chicago, 34:03 like teachers who basically just treated me 34:08 like somebody who could do this as a job, 34:10 which I never thought I could do. 34:12 And you founded. 34:14 Yeah, okay, but... 34:15 Hold on. 34:16 Okay, no, no, no, but... 34:17 You founded. 34:18 But did you ever do a sketch? 34:19 An institution. 34:21 Did you ever do a sketch? 34:22 You're the founder of a comedic institution. 34:27 Does that register to you? 34:29 Okay, Marcella, back to you. 34:29 Do you know how many opportunities you created by doing that? 34:34 Do you know how much you gave back? 34:35 We're in college with you now. 34:37 We're back to college. 34:38 Like, because there's so many people 34:40 that have been good comedic actresses 34:43 and that have done great shows and have grown. 34:44 But how many of those people have founded an institution 34:52 for people to grow and come out of? 34:55 Many alumni have you to thank. 34:58 Okay, so listen, huh, I mean it's just something to behold. Let's go back to Ohio 35:07 Did you ever do sketch speaking of sketch and improv did you ever you're impressive I 35:13 Mean a fascinating woman 35:16 Sorry, just a mom. I'm impressed. I apologize. And let me say your computer's banged up. The phone is all dirty 35:23 Like, you should be in a castle, in a castle on a throne with a brand new computer. 35:32 You know, I do agree, I do agree. 35:34 Give her the new stuff, man. 35:36 Give her all the new stuff. 35:38 She's got dents on the computer. 35:40 I feel like getting into Sebastian. 35:42 You are a little getting into that. 35:43 The computer looks like it was thrown off a truck. 35:49 Pick it up, Amy Pong. 35:51 The phone looks like it has been in the mouth of a toddler. 35:57 It's sticky. 36:00 It's sticky. 36:02 Oh, my God. 36:06 I'm sorry. 36:07 Sebastian, we interviewed him. 36:09 It was so fun to do in front of a live audience. 36:11 I need to stop doing him because... 36:13 It is so fun to do. 36:15 You're so good at it. 36:18 Also, you've really got his physicality down. 36:20 I love it. 36:21 And is it true that you did like a back handspring 36:23 when you did him or like a back flip? 36:24 It's some crazy stuff. 36:26 Yeah, Shaya. 36:26 I wanna talk about that. 36:27 Okay, but we're in Ohio. 36:29 Okay, you quit, you quit soccer. 36:32 You're like, I gotta do stand-up. 36:34 Was that sad? 36:36 Well, the team must have been bombed. 36:37 They were bombed, and more disappointed in me 36:41 for giving up on them. Why did you have to quit? 36:43 Because I couldn't do both. 36:44 I was doing a lot of stand-up. 36:45 I won an amateur competition. 36:46 I got good, like, I didn't get really good fast, 36:49 But I got like, okay, very fast. 36:53 Because you're a hustler, you know how to... 36:55 Yeah, and I was doing a lot of sets, 36:56 and then I won an amateur competition 500 bucks to host 36:59 at the Funny Stop Comedy Club in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio. 37:02 And I go, oh, I'm the real deal. 37:05 And then, so I had to quit because I was like, 37:07 I want to pursue this, I think I could be good at it. 37:09 What did your mom think? 37:11 She was excited about it. 37:12 She was. 37:13 She was like, I think this is what you're supposed to do. 37:15 She also never understood soccer. 37:16 She's like, it's too fast and people kick you 37:18 and I don't want you to be kicked. 37:20 And my dad was like, you shouldn't quit. 37:22 I think you could be a good soccer player. 37:24 My stepdad was also very supportive. 37:26 And then when I quit, this is like a balls dropping moment 37:32 is when I quit, I was crying 37:33 and I told the coaches I quit. 37:34 And they were like, great, we get it. 37:37 Obviously we'll miss you on the team, 37:38 but we're not gonna tell the team. 37:42 You are gonna go downstairs right now. 37:45 Clean your face up, do whatever you have to do 37:46 and then go tell the boys that you're quitting the team. 37:50 And so I was like, I'm so sorry guys. 37:53 I just kinda, I wanna do something under comedy. 37:57 And I just think you guys are gonna do great. 37:59 And I'm just sorry and I love you guys. 38:02 And then I just had to shake the hands of like 27 guys. 38:06 You had to good game it for the others guys. 38:07 I had to good game it. 38:08 And like most of them were like, it's so weird. 38:12 And then, you know, a couple of them were like, 38:14 I love you buddy, good luck, whatever. 38:15 But that also also lit a fire under my butt. 38:19 Yeah, and then you just for laughs is what gets you the SNL audition. 38:24 Just for laughs is a comedy festival. 38:26 You go up there, you do really well. 38:28 You get seen, you get the audition. 38:30 What is your audition story? 38:32 Everybody has an SNL audition story. 38:33 What's yours? 38:34 So, dude, I've never been so nervous. 38:39 Like, I was hosting at the stand comedy club 38:42 almost every night at the time. 38:44 I was a host. So I realized that you could get way more spots on shows if you just host. 38:51 You could do your stand-up. And it's tough because you're doing a cold open, 38:54 but you can do stand-up way more times than you can just do a spot if you say I'll host. 39:00 So I was like, I'll host everything. And then I get this thing for JFL. I go to JFL. 39:04 It's my six-minute set. If you watch it back, I'm shaking. Like, if you just watch it, 39:08 like, focus on my hands and stuff, I am fully like shaking up there for the whole six minutes 39:14 because I was really really scared. I had to look myself in the mirror before and be like, 39:18 you just gotta do this, you gotta do this. And then after that, I got the SNL audition, 39:24 I go to the audition thing, I do a bunch of jokes about how my mom escaped communism and 39:29 that I can't complain and that whatever. And then I call my mom after and I go, 39:33 mom, I don't know, because they didn't laugh that hard because it's like UCB 39:37 And I think some people there, 39:38 they don't think cosmic communism is that bad. 39:40 And so I feel scared that they think 39:43 I'm like some right wing nut. 39:45 And she's like, it's okay, Marcelo, 39:47 they understand your message, it's okay. 39:49 I'm like whatever. 39:50 Then I got the callback. 39:52 And then I got the callback 39:56 and I put headphones in 39:59 and I listened to Always Be My Baby by Mariah Carey, 40:02 but by brass tracks. 40:04 So it's like a lot of sax. 40:06 It's so good and I'm blasting it in my ears while I wait 40:11 because they make you wait and on repeat 40:13 over and over again the same song. 40:14 While you're in the dressing room at 30 rock. 40:16 Yes, and so I've been there like this back to the door 40:19 and then the only thing I hear is at one point I hear 40:25 and I turn around and a woman has been there 40:27 for like a few minutes trying to call my attention. 40:32 Sam Minor who's a talent on the talent team 40:35 And I was like, oh, okay, sorry. 40:37 And then someone told me I had to get makeup on. 40:39 And I was like, I don't think so. 40:40 And they're like, oh, you should get some makeup on. 40:44 And then I got some makeup on. 40:46 And then I went out. 40:46 First time ever getting makeup on probably? 40:48 Yeah, for sure. 40:48 And then no one laughed. 40:51 Somebody coughed. 40:52 And then my mom, I call my mom and I'm like, 40:54 I don't know, dude. 40:56 Notoriously quiet. 40:57 Cold room. 40:57 Yeah, cold room. 40:58 And then that's it. 41:00 And then a few weeks later, 41:01 I got to call that I got the job. 41:03 But I was like, this is awesome. 41:05 Where were you when you got the call? 41:06 Do you remember? 41:07 Yeah, I was at my apartment, my friend's apartment 41:11 that I was living in. 41:13 And I called my mom and then we cried for a bit. 41:16 And then I was like, I'm going to make a million dollars. 41:23 And then it turns out that you don't make that. 41:29 This episode is brought to you by CarMax. 41:32 OK, hear me out. 41:33 When CarMax says that you can buy your way, 41:35 they really mean it. 41:37 Shop for cars from your sofa, the subway, 41:39 Anyway, the hair salon, wherever, and the price you see is the price you pay. 41:43 No negotiating, no last minute surprises. 41:46 Plus, every car is CarMax certified and backed by a 10-day money-back guarantee, so you can 41:52 shop and buy with confidence. 41:53 It's all about what works for you. 41:55 Want to drive? 41:56 CarMax. 41:57 Shop now at CarMax.com. 41:59 This episode is brought to you by Subaru. 42:02 There's something about being on the road that has a way of leading to those unexpectedly 42:06 little moments. 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She's younger than you. Yeah, but she's an architect and she's now doing interior design and she's so quiet and 45:43 So reserved and then but also she has her moments with her friends where she like is like fun and talkative 45:48 Yeah, but she's like in our house. She's like the quieter one 45:51 Yeah. 45:51 And that's my, that's a theory my mom has 45:53 that if the first child you have is insane, 45:56 that the next one will be quiet. 45:59 She says that. 46:00 That's probably is true. 46:01 The other day we went to my friend Lila's house 46:03 and her baby is so nice and sweet and quiet. 46:05 And she goes, that next one is gonna be a disaster. 46:08 And I think it could be real. 46:10 Do you have, how many do you have now? 46:11 I'm two, two boys. 46:12 I met your boys. 46:13 You did. 46:14 I met your boys. 46:14 They were very excited to meet you. 46:15 They're cute boys, dude. 46:16 You got some good boys. 46:17 Well, you know, they're at the age now 46:19 where they're watching SNL and they want to see people that look like them. They want to see people 46:24 their age and they want to like you know there's nothing like even if you're on SNL your kids just 46:31 don't want to watch like classic old others like I want to watch people that look like me that's 46:36 what SNL is about is this feeling that like young people are in charge over there. Your 46:41 relationship with like Maya and Dratch and it's so cool and so awesome. Dratch 46:48 makes me laugh in a way that I can't even explain and the way that she laughs 46:54 is priceless. It's like magic. And the headphones thing. Who's the best laugh? 47:00 Oh I know the headphones. It's like I can't. It was so good. I owe Dratch so 47:08 I don't want your money for that. 47:09 She's so funny. 47:11 Domingo was a huge hit, like congrats on having a recurring, 47:15 like you need something sometimes. 47:17 I had nothing to do with that. 47:18 God gave me that. 47:19 God and Kira O'Sullivan and Jimmy wrote it, right? 47:22 And Kira O'Sullivan and Jimmy Fowley, great writers at SNL, 47:27 like so important to that show, right? 47:29 So many monologues, right? 47:30 So many pieces. 47:31 And why do you think, is it, 47:33 why do you think that sketch just took off? 47:35 I mean, is it just the bad singing? 47:37 What is it that makes that so delicious, that sketch? 47:41 I think Ariana Grande is so good. 47:43 Yeah. 47:44 We, like watching her at a table is mind blowing. 47:48 She sings so crazy. 47:50 And then her doing it bad is so hard. 47:57 Yeah. 47:57 To like sing bad on purpose. 48:00 Yeah. 48:00 And she does it so good. 48:02 It's so funny. 48:03 So that gets you through the first part of the sketch. 48:07 Yeah. 48:07 And the girls were so funny, Heidi and Ego and all of them 48:11 coming in after are so funny and Sarah and everybody. 48:15 And then at the end, they're talking about this guy 48:20 the whole time and you're like, all right, well now there 48:21 has to be a reveal. 48:23 And then I come out in a little goatee 48:28 and a version of my hair. 48:30 And then I sing, what I still feel, is a very catchy tune 48:35 of... Yeah. 48:36 Catchy tune. 48:37 ...of just a dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun-dun, 48:42 dun-dun-dun, ding-dun-dun, ding-dun-dun. 48:44 And then I think that's what happened. 48:46 It's I'm not probably just a catchy tune. 48:48 It's a very popular pop song. 48:49 It's huge! 48:50 One of the biggest pop songs of the time. 48:55 Some could argue. 48:55 Of the time that we are in. 48:56 Some could argue. Yeah. 48:57 And so I think that it was just a perfect storm. 49:00 And then I think it's very SNL for the audience 49:05 to reward the guy that did the least in the sketch. 49:11 It's called that. 49:12 Did nothing pretty much, came in for three seconds, 49:15 and that's the thing. 49:16 But I'm just going to praise you for a little bit, 49:20 because I'm getting ready, get ready, Marcel. 49:25 Founder. 49:25 because that is a perfect example of you enter 49:31 that sketch having fun, like you're enjoying it, 49:33 like we're enjoying it, and you're like ease 49:36 in coming into it, and you do this 49:38 with most of the stuff that you do. 49:39 Like you don't let us forget when you're performing, 49:42 like can you believe we're all watching this? 49:44 This is like comedy, like how do we all get here? 49:46 How did you get in the audience? 49:47 How did I get, like it's very, very infectious. 49:50 Like I always say, like I always want people 49:52 to seem relaxed. 49:53 I don't really care if they have the best jokes 49:55 or if they're, the funny is, I just want them to seem 49:58 like they're having a good time and they're relaxed 50:00 and I can't, nothing makes me more stressed 50:03 than when I can feel like the mirror neurons 50:05 of like someone else's stress. 50:07 Yeah, I feel that. 50:08 And you've always do that on the show. 50:10 You like, you act like you've always been there. 50:13 Like everything is super fun. 50:15 Yeah. 50:15 And. 50:16 That's the power of fear. 50:17 Interesting. 50:18 That's the power of fear. 50:19 What do you mean? 50:20 How do you, you do fake it? 50:21 You're so scared. 50:21 Probably, you're just so scared of it going wrong 50:24 that you're like, if it goes wrong, 50:27 I'm gonna go wrong swinging to the rafters. 50:30 So like, I just go absolutely insane. 50:33 My biggest note at dress is calm down. 50:38 Cause there's some stuff you guys haven't seen 50:40 where I really lose it out there. 50:42 Not like in a bad way, but like. 50:44 You push it. 50:45 Oh yeah, there was a thing about, 50:48 there was a thing that we did 50:50 that came out on the show about with Coleman Domingo, 50:53 where he's a teacher, and he's like, nothing matters. 50:56 Come up with a number, and I'm like, 11, 11, mt4. 51:01 And then, and then he's like, and who would be, 51:04 who would be a number bigger than, 51:07 whatever the question was, and then I get up and I go, 51:09 ah, ah, ah, 11, t2. 51:13 And I did it so big that all the writers were like, 51:21 Just, please, just stop. 51:25 And that's a note that's chased me my whole life. 51:29 Since kindergarten. 51:31 Just bring it down. 51:32 Just stop. 51:32 But that is my favorite kind of note though, 51:36 because the opposite is way worse. 51:38 Yeah, right. 51:39 Well, I can't do the opposite. 51:40 I can't. 51:40 You have done so many funny things on the show. 51:42 Your stuff with Bad Bunny has been so funny in Patreon. 51:45 So grateful. 51:45 So much good stuff. 51:47 And who was your bad bunny? 51:48 Who was the guy, the person that came to the show? 51:50 We'll get to me in a second. 51:52 Okay. How long are we going to be here? 51:53 Let's do like four hours. 51:54 And then you find what's good. 51:57 But do you feel like you're funnier? 51:59 And that's a timer up there. 52:02 And that says how long we've been going. 52:03 Wait, over an hour? 52:04 Yes. So I have so many more questions. 52:06 I want to hang out. 52:08 I'm not leaving. How about that? 52:10 What will you do? Turn the cameras off? 52:14 Okay. But bad bunny, wait. 52:16 Wait, do you think you're funnier in Spanish? 52:22 Yeah. 52:23 Okay. 52:24 Do you think in Spanish? 52:26 I'm fast in Spanish. 52:27 Fast in Spanish. 52:28 And you write in Spanish? 52:30 Sometimes, yeah. 52:31 So I've been doing stand-up in Spanish. 52:32 I've been doing a little touring in Spanish. 52:34 Oh, that's cool. 52:34 And it is so fun. 52:36 Yeah. 52:37 My family, my girlfriend, my dad, they think that I'm better in Spanish. 52:45 Which is offensive. 52:47 What do you think is the difference? 52:49 Just the facility of the language? 52:50 I guess. I think Spanish comedy is interesting because it's developing. 52:57 There's so many good young comedians that are doing it in Spanish. 53:00 Angelo Colina is one that travels with me or has done, you know, shows with me. 53:05 Laura Bolívar has done a bunch of shows with me here. 53:07 Santa Espinosa, Pedro Gonzalez, and Sofia Rivera, who's a Mexican stand-up, who really 53:18 was like a, like a, she's a Titan of stand-up in Mexico, and she's a woman, and she's like 53:23 broken a lot of barriers, because she was the best and the biggest, and is. 53:29 And I find that the reason that those stand-ups like her worked so well, so early on is 53:36 because stand-up in Spanish for years, 53:38 like Alvarez Guedes and legendary, 53:41 like Latino comedians in Spanish. 53:44 In Dominican Republic, we had like Boruga and Hochee 53:49 and there's a bunch and they did like long stories 53:52 with a big punchline or there, it was political. 53:56 It was like SNL where you dress up like a political guy 53:58 and you go blah, blah, blah, blah 53:59 and then people go crazy. 54:00 And so when you do an American style 54:04 of stand-up punchy, observational stuff. 54:08 I think the audience is, it's a refreshing feeling. 54:11 Yeah, yeah. 54:12 And so I feel that when I'm like doing a Spanish set 54:15 with all Hispanic people and we're all laughing 54:18 and especially today when Latinos are going through a lot 54:20 and we just get to be in a room and scream in Spanish, 54:23 it feels very powerful. 54:25 Yeah, Pedro. 54:26 And I got to say, Marcelo, like in general, 54:29 the cast right now on the show 54:31 is like really putting the variety in variety show. 54:34 Like everybody's very very different and there's a vibe that's like everybody's 54:38 kind of bringing the stuff that they can bring and watching you guys do that it 54:43 was very very exciting because the show you you know it needs to feel like it's 54:48 a reflection of the time yeah and that is like and there's Latinos are having a 54:53 moment we're having a moment let us have a moment do you ever have an SNL 54:59 Have you had any, do you have a recurring stress stream? 55:03 What is it? 55:04 It's not getting to the thing. 55:06 Like not getting to the floor, but it's too far. 55:09 That's mine. 55:10 You're too far, too late. 55:11 Too far, too late. 55:12 Yeah. 55:13 Running down the stairs. 55:14 Have you almost ever, did you ever, almost ever miss one? 55:17 No, I've never missed a, have you? 55:19 No, but I almost did once. 55:22 Yeah. 55:22 Missing a cue. 55:23 Yeah, like no, no, like I was in the beginning of the sketch and I was almost 55:27 not out there. 55:27 Oh. Yeah. And Jenna's like, you know, screaming and I'm coming from a place where she can't 55:33 see me. So it was even more nerve-wracking because I was there and she didn't know yet. 55:37 Oh. She was looking for me. This is on the live, this is on the live show. 55:40 Um, whether it was live or dress, I think it doesn't, it doesn't need to be. 55:43 I definitely have been, I've gone out into a scene with the wrong wig, where I've been 55:48 the wrong character. And then I've come out and, and I've been dressed a certain way and 55:54 And then I was like, and then I looked up 55:56 and I was wearing the wrong wig 55:57 and we had to like switch it in like five seconds. 55:59 Oh my God. 56:00 But those are the kind of things that like, 56:02 but yeah, your dream is that you don't make it. 56:04 Yeah. 56:04 Oh, and I wanted to tell you that 56:06 I've been hanging out with Jodi so much. 56:08 Oh, Jodi Mekuso who runs the hair department at SNL 56:12 who's voice is an inspiration for Bronx beat. 56:15 Sweat of weather. 56:16 Sweat of weather. 56:16 And so just getting to like, she cuts my hair, 56:20 she's the only person my mom lets to cut my hair. 56:22 Wait, hold on. 56:24 Your mom is in charge of who cuts your hair. 56:26 Did she used to cut your hair? 56:27 No, she's always taken me to the person that does it. 56:30 And then Jodi has done it very well, 56:32 so she's like, Jodi can do it from now on. 56:35 But hearing her so much has like, 56:38 like I've been at SNL long enough 56:39 where if you guys didn't do her voice on the show, 56:44 somebody would have because you're with her enough 56:47 that you're like, oh, this is just, 56:48 she's exactly that person. 56:50 She is. 56:51 So you're telling me. 56:52 It's so good, it's so, so good. 56:54 Okay, so speaking of the people that you work with 56:57 who love you and one of them is Sarah Sherman 57:01 and that is who we talked to today. 57:03 And she said you would be buffed. 57:05 No. 57:06 She was like, he wants Kevin Hart, 57:08 he wants us to talk to other people 57:12 but you got me and we got her and we love her here 57:15 and she loves you whether you believe it or not. 57:18 And her first, she had a couple questions for you. 57:21 Well, first of all, she spoke so well about you. 57:22 Really? 57:23 Yes. 57:24 Says to see, that's the kind of person she is. 57:26 Yeah. 57:26 She just talks good behind your back. 57:29 Yeah, and to your face. 57:30 And to my face, it's violence. 57:32 Well, and to your face, she said, yeah, 57:34 cause her first question was like, 57:35 what's your fucking deal, dude? 57:36 Really? 57:36 That's her first question. 57:39 What's your fucking deal? 57:40 First of all, I'll tell you what my deal is. 57:42 My deal is, I'll tell you what my deal is. 57:46 Cause I know this is not just coming from her. 57:48 This is a big question. 57:49 There's some new cast members that feel this. 57:51 They go, what's your fucking deal? 57:52 And I'll tell you what my deal is. 57:53 My deal is that I was not given the opportunity 57:57 to be soft in my house. 57:59 I see. 58:00 You're mean to me, my whole life, my family. 58:03 I was short. 58:03 My nickname in the house was pulga, which means flee. 58:06 That's my name in my house. 58:08 I'm short, so they call me dwarf in my house. 58:11 Enano means dwarf. 58:12 That was my name in my house, okay? 58:14 So if you are a little girl that wears rainbow clothes, 58:18 that's your name, that's who you are. 58:21 I call people, I say it like I see it. 58:23 So, you know, Tommy Brennan is a good looking kid. 58:26 I say that he's good looking and that mean he might be dumb 58:28 because that's what he looks like. 58:30 You say it. 58:31 That's a love language. 58:32 My love language and a lot of people, 58:34 they misinterpret it because I can, 58:36 some people can't think it's mean, 58:37 but I don't think that. 58:38 I think that's how my family talked to me. 58:40 Gen Z love short, I just want you to know. 58:42 Now, Gen Z loves short guys. 58:44 Yes, but why, right? 58:45 Why? 58:45 That's the question. 58:46 They love short kings. 58:47 Out of guilt of what they've done to the shorts for years, now they're trying to be nice. 58:51 And you know what? 58:51 Now we don't care. 58:53 On behalf of the shorts, we don't care. 58:55 We don't care what you want to say to us, short king, like, I need that. 58:59 I taught myself to be self, to have self-esteem because you wouldn't give it to me. 59:04 Okay. 59:05 Women in their bio talking about must be six feet to ride this roller coaster. 59:09 Shush. 59:13 You're right. 59:13 You're right. 59:14 They don't deserve you. 59:15 They don't deserve me now. 59:16 They don't deserve you. 59:16 No, I'm supposed to say thank you. 59:17 Oh, thank you. 59:18 Please. 59:19 Okay. 59:20 That's your deal. 59:21 Sarah's second question. 59:23 Uh-huh. 59:23 Why are you not answering my texts? 59:26 We already talked about that. 59:27 Sarah's just a complainer. 59:29 Right? 59:30 And so, and sometimes I can. 59:32 Sometimes I do have a bandwidth. 59:34 But right now I'm too busy to be too bandwidth. 59:38 But I will say this about Sarah. 59:40 I watch her on podcasts when I'm like bored. 59:42 I'll watch Sarah on a podcast Sarah has jokes per minute. Sarah's always trying to do a joke 59:47 Both are very you guys. Yeah, she has so many you guys are both really quick. She's quick 59:52 I like her so quick and then she is sweetly her third question was like basically like 59:59 You have written so many great jokes. You have really well written jokes 60:03 You're a physical person. You have a ton of charisma. Like you know how to work a room like it's not a crime for me 60:08 but you have really really good left that take this compliment in and you have 60:13 really really good jokes and you are a very very good writer and she wants to 60:18 know like how do you see yourself as a writer like do you see yourself as a 60:22 writer and can you accept that you're a good one um I don't know but um you're 60:31 not gonna answer this question I don't know I'm just like um I don't feel 60:35 like I'm a great writer I'm probably gonna take a sketch writing class this 60:40 summer because of that fear of like because also I just watched like cuz 60:45 Sarah a lot of the people at the show they'd no sketch and I came so hard 60:50 from stand-up that I don't know sketch that well yeah and watching people like 60:54 Mikey and Streeter and Colin and Bowen and know how to like structure and 61:00 And you, like all of the stuff you've done and Maya and all like so many people that 61:06 have come from that came from sketch to the show that are so Ashley Padilla is such a great 61:11 sketch writer and I'm like, athletically jealous of like that ability. 61:18 And I think that she's right. 61:19 Like I can write jokes, but the format and the character reveal and all that stuff 61:27 stuff that if it wasn't for Jake Nordwind and Mike DiCenzo who have been like really with me a lot 61:33 and Oshawaard is like I would not be I wouldn't I wouldn't get anything on because I'm just jokes 61:39 and so I'm learning I'm trying to learn more and more of like what that thing is and 61:46 but I think that's really cool like Sarah was on here she's now going in her fifth year and 61:50 she was like so I'm going to my fourth year yeah you're a year behind her and it's like 61:54 That's when you start being like, 61:55 should I practice my backhand? 61:57 Like, what's the thing like, like I've got on, 61:59 I've got some stuff on, people know who I am. 62:02 I'm like playing to my strengths. 62:03 Now I'm playing with good people. 62:05 Now I know how this place works. 62:07 And then you can start being like, all right, 62:08 can I start trying some stuff that like, 62:11 maybe I don't necessarily go to automatically. 62:14 But like, it's cool. 62:16 It's a cool trajectory of being on that show. 62:18 And being an artist basically, 62:20 that's what a good artist does 62:21 is they keep trying new things, 62:23 Seeing what works like learning from good people getting better. That's what they do. Yeah, and you what? 62:30 Like you did the show. Look. He just he's now. He's talking about me. Of course 62:34 What am I supposed to do? Oh, what am I to do? What is the what type of psychotic person sits with Amy Poehler and goes? 62:40 Let's talk about me 62:42 You have to be who Denzel like 62:46 Denzel if you're watching I'd love to have you on yes Denzel should come by he would kill this 62:53 So, because you did the show, right? 62:55 And this is something, by the way, 62:56 that I have to ask you in person 62:59 because I've been petrified to text you after our debacle. 63:03 So you did the show, you had this, you know, 63:06 obviously incredible transition into TV 63:08 and you've done so many funny parts and roles 63:13 and you've written and you've done it all. 63:15 What like advice do you have for someone that like me 63:20 or like Sarah or like, or like, you know, Ashley or even Bowen that just left the show 63:25 and so many people that looked up to you and have seen you as like a beacon of like, that 63:30 is a funny lady that has worked hard and is successful. What do you say to us? 63:37 Let me ask you one question. The after the show, do you want to do more, 63:42 is the hope to do more like written stuff, more film, more TV and stuff like that? 63:47 Yeah, then I would say my advice, 63:50 if that was what you would want to do, 63:52 is two things, is like, don't take anyone else's advice. 63:56 Don't listen to anybody. 63:57 I know. 63:59 Because you- 63:59 It's always the person you really want advice from 64:00 that says something like that. 64:01 Well, you only know what's right for you. 64:04 Just like, and I would say enjoy where you are 64:12 as best you can when you're there. 64:13 I just think that simple idea of enjoying where you are 64:18 and not, I mean, I don't always take this advice either 64:22 but this idea of like, if I get here, then I'll get here 64:25 and if I get here and then I'll get here 64:26 and it's like, and we can do that our whole lives. 64:28 We can always be like, this is good, this is great 64:31 but like I want more sketches or now, okay, 64:34 I've been on for seven years, now I wanna, 64:36 like it just never ends the dissatisfaction of our job 64:39 and that's motivating and that's good. 64:41 But I would say, I think the real win 64:44 is being actually where you are in life 64:48 and trying as best you can to enjoy it. 64:50 It's like the hardest thing in the world to do. 64:52 But the few times I've done it, my whole life has changed. 64:56 And what do you do when you're like, 64:57 what is an example of you enjoying where you are? 65:00 Like being like actually, well, 65:02 the way it looks like for me, 65:04 I bet it looks similar for you 65:07 is that I'm actually like looking around 65:12 and laughing with the people I get to be with 65:15 and not like the way like- 65:19 Worrying. 65:19 Yes, just like being in my body in real space and time. 65:23 I know it sounds esoteric. 65:24 But as far as career advice, who fucking knows? 65:26 Like in five years we may have to do fucking comedy 65:29 on the moon and TV will be on your phone 65:31 and books will be a snack that you eat 65:34 And like we don't like who knows what's gonna be in the how we're gonna make con I mean I'm doing a podcast 65:39 I know so like what you know if you told me I didn't even know what podcasts were I know and by the way 65:45 It's one of the best 65:47 award-winning 65:48 Crazy, so as far as career who knows okay. Yeah, whatever. Okay. Okay. Okay. No, I was it was I'm gonna live in the moment 65:57 I don't know how quick you're going to wrap up. 65:58 Enjoy the moment. 66:00 Yeah. 66:00 Enjoy it. 66:01 Yeah. 66:02 Because, like, life is a dream and we're all going to die, you know? 66:05 Um, you played a game here with Fred. 66:09 Yes. 66:10 What game do you play? 66:11 You want to play it? 66:12 I want to play it with you. 66:13 Okay. 66:13 Which game was it? 66:14 It's a game where you tell someone to pretend they're an expert. 66:17 Oh, yes. 66:17 Let's play it. 66:18 About something. 66:19 Okay, okay, okay. 66:21 I can't wait. 66:22 Okay, okay. 66:23 Yes. 66:23 Okay. 66:24 And I watched Fred and I loved him so much 66:28 and he did a lot of stuff that I liked 66:29 that I might incorporate into my, because it's so good. 66:32 But maybe you go first. 66:34 Okay, I'll go first. 66:35 So to remind people that didn't listen 66:36 to Fred Armstead episode, Fred and I, 66:38 it's a great game where we play, well, 66:41 I don't know if we play it, but we just, 66:43 I made him play it. 66:43 They go, no, no, no. 66:46 Big red, no. 66:47 Where you get a subject and you have to talk 66:49 for a minute as if you were an expert. 66:52 I have my phone, yours is dead and it's from 2004. 66:55 Here we go. 66:57 Okay, so I have to try and you have to try to be convincing. 67:02 You have to be, you can't be like jokey. 67:03 You have to be like, you're giving a talk on this thing. 67:06 Okay. 67:07 I tell you yours. 67:08 Okay. 67:09 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 67:11 Okay. 67:12 Okay. 67:13 You are an expert on corn. 67:20 okay three two one before you start talking about the individual varieties of 67:28 corn you really have to understand what corn means to America and what corn 67:33 means to America is a sense of community it means that we as a nation are 67:41 coming together to create a crop that means we will be okay corn represents 67:50 And so the varieties of which I'll talk about all of them today, they in many ways represent 67:57 our relationship to corn in general. 68:02 How we've gotten to know it, how we've gotten to grow it. 68:08 And how we use that incredible crop, which has sustained our forefathers. 68:15 right how we've used it to find out about ourselves right so let's get started 68:22 first with you got so good really good I felt like I was all Colonel okay now 68:32 you go we're all we're all kernels okay okay you are an expert on um the 68:39 invention of penicillin. Okay. Count me down. Here we go. 68:46 So penicillin in many ways is a reaction, right? Penicillin is a reaction to the effects 68:58 of the penicillin before penicillin, alcohol, right? For many years, alcohol was penicillin, 69:07 but what's the deal with alcohol, right? 69:09 You drink it, you drink it, you drink it, 69:11 you numb yourself in the pain, 69:13 but there's an emotional experience. 69:15 The beauty of penicillin is that 69:17 it gives you all of the benefits of alcohol 69:21 without the hangover and the emotional moments. 69:27 And a lot of people don't know this, 69:29 but in 1879, 69:40 He goes, he goes, what are we going to do, right? 69:45 He, he figures this out and then he goes, how do we get it in people? 69:49 Something like a pen. 69:52 And that's actually penicillin was backwards. 69:55 Also the creation of the syringe. 69:58 Whoa. 69:59 I did not know that. 70:00 And that's a minute and 15. 70:05 You had me until. 70:06 Oh, you said, and he goes. 70:11 And he goes, what are we going to do? 70:16 I think I, I bet I was at a minute before that, but wow, corn, you were very good with 70:22 corn. 70:23 I spurred it around. 70:24 And thank you for penicillin. 70:25 You knew science was not my thing. 70:26 I went to summer school for chemistry as well, and I failed that. 70:30 And he goes, what are we going to do? 70:33 And he goes, what are we going to do? 70:35 And that's been one of the biggest questions in science is when Jeffery 70:45 Whenever an obstacle has arrived every major scientist in history has said what are we gonna do and so that's you know 70:56 And I'll tell you what we're gonna do here today 70:59 wrap this up 71:02 A lot of people in the comments here alive are saying keep going. 71:05 We don't have live comments. 71:07 You see in the comments, hey, chat. 71:09 I know, guys, I want to stay. 71:11 Let the record show. 71:12 It's like a lot. 71:14 Oh, my God, a super chat. 71:15 500 bucks. 71:16 500 bucks if I stay. 71:18 Thank you, Lizard King 45. 71:21 Thank you, buddy. 71:22 And then what are you watching right now, listening to? 71:26 Who makes you laugh, Marcelo? 71:28 How much time do we have? 71:29 Yeah. 71:30 Not a lot. 71:31 That's a fact. 71:32 Just need one. 71:33 One thing I'm watching. 71:35 Okay. 71:35 What are you liking, watching, listening? 71:38 You're listening. 71:38 I know you're a bit of a culture vulture. 71:40 I can tell. 71:40 I do. 71:41 I do love listening to you. 71:42 I listen to you in shorts. 71:44 Yeah. 71:44 I watch the shorts. 71:45 Yeah. 71:45 You watch it on your phone. 71:46 All the shorts. 71:46 I understand. 71:47 To have a laugh. 71:50 To have a laugh. 71:51 It's tough. 71:52 I know. 71:52 I try to stay out. 71:53 Like I almost try to like keep. 71:55 I know. 71:55 You ever do that? 71:56 Yes. 71:56 This is hard to, that's why I ask. 71:58 Cause I'm like, I wanna watch more comedy. 72:00 I watch a lot of dark stuff and I need to like, 72:02 is there a video, is there a video 72:04 that you play that you love? 72:06 There's one, this is kind of- 72:08 It's just on your phone? 72:09 Yeah, it's only for me. 72:10 I can look it up on my laptop too. 72:12 To play it? 72:13 No, we don't have that capacity. 72:15 Oh, okay. 72:17 I recently watched this video of a guy 72:21 who can cry on command. 72:22 Ooh! 72:23 And he's talking about how his um, he's on tiktok. Yeah, I'll show you it's really crazy and 72:30 He's he's just crying cuz his tire is flat 72:37 And it's like really intense and I laughed so hard 72:55 Marcello, we we gotta go 72:58 I know, I know. 72:59 It sucks, it's like when you go to your aunt's house 73:02 and you're like, you're my aunt and I love you 73:04 and I like to be at your house. 73:06 And then you go, I know, but I have a life as well. 73:08 And you go, okay, I get it. 73:10 Send me back to where I came from. 73:12 But I love visiting my nephew. 73:14 I love when he brings me flowers. 73:16 I did bring you flowers. 73:17 They're big too. 73:18 They're absolutely gorgeous. 73:20 Thank you. 73:20 They really are gorgeous. 73:22 Thank you so much. 73:23 Thank you, Marcel, you're the first person 73:24 to ever bring me flowers on this show. 73:25 Is that true? 73:26 And I want that to go down in history. 73:29 Thank you to Amy Poehler. 73:31 I'm so inspired by you. 73:33 I'm serious. 73:34 You have to do it to people all day long. 73:35 It's almost like what you do at this podcast. 73:37 And I think it's ridiculous to give people compliments 73:39 because it sucks and it's weird and it hurts. 73:41 It makes me feel weird when I get a compliment. 73:43 So I like to attack with it. 73:44 I mean, you don't like it either. 73:45 Look at you. 73:46 You don't like it either, huh? 73:48 Miss, I found it in an institute. 73:50 You're not complimenting me. 73:51 Yes, you deserve it. 73:51 You are powerful. 73:53 You are smart. 73:54 You have a good family, you have created a world for yourself, you did podcasting for 73:59 a week and then got awards, you are insane, you're so funny, at SNL you are an example 74:05 of how it's supposed to be and so many comedians in the world have you to thank for the platform 74:11 you gave them. 74:12 And I'll tell you, okay, and I just want to say a couple more things. 74:16 And Amy Poehler, the longevity of what you've done to start where you started 74:21 and then get to hear from SNL. 74:23 They go, okay, she did SNL. 74:24 Now what? 74:25 Now what? 74:26 Parks and Rec. 74:27 You're a savage on Parks and Rec. 74:29 Dying of laughter, dying of laughter, dying of laughter. 74:31 You create stars. 74:33 You create stars. 74:34 Think about the people on that show with you. 74:36 It's Nick Offerman, it's Aubrey Plaza, 74:39 and you're with them and you're playing back and forth, 74:41 and the people are laughing. 74:43 People, don't turn it off. 74:45 Don't touch it. 74:46 We've cut the feed. 74:48 We've cut the feed long ago. 74:50 Don't look at the clock. 74:51 No, the clock's bright, blinking red. 74:56 A woman just wrote WTF. 74:59 And I say a woman because it's just, this is what's here. 75:01 I have a button under my desk, and I just pressed it. 75:04 It's a security button, and someone's going to come in. 75:06 And you know what? 75:07 I want her to drag me out of here. 75:09 Now I'm getting mad. 75:09 He should be on every about Rushmore. 75:11 Now I'm actually getting mad. 75:12 Now I'm actually getting mad. 75:12 You're getting upset? 75:13 Okay. 75:13 Yeah, it's time to go. 75:15 Here my no. 75:15 I want to say a shout out, quick shout out to my mom, to all the Latinos out there. 75:23 Keep it, keep grinding, baby. 75:25 We are not going anywhere. 75:27 We do need to leave. 75:29 You know what I mean? 75:31 To my sister, my dad, my stepdad, all the men in my life, my uncle, bebido, rest in 75:38 peace. 75:38 I loved you, and I still love you, and my little sister is so talented, and my girlfriend 75:45 friend is beautiful and thank you guys man wow thank you thank you so much 75:57 Marcelo that was so fun and a wild ride and thank you for the flowers and so 76:03 many hard laughs and you know leave it to Marcelo to introduce me to a woman in 76:09 comedy that I've never heard of so for this polar plunge I'm excited to dig 76:14 deep into the work of Sofia Nino de Rivera, who is an actress and stand-up, born in Mexico 76:24 City, and who performs in English and in Spanish, and who is really, really funny.
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