“THIS POCKET PUSSY RUINED MY JAPAN TRIP”

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A pocket pussy ruins a callers Japan trip, a caller navigates a rollercoaster of polyamorous relationships and construction worker themed orgies, and a caller leads rats to their deaths.

This spoon will not be your friend. I am a gecko.

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