Distorted View Daily – Friday, December 12, 2025 Comedy Podcast | Bizarre News | Offensive Humor | Satire Today’s 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily brings you $5 off the Distorted View semi-automatic (not a gun) foldable umbrella . Head to shop.distortedview.com and use promo code WET (W-E-T) to save $5 today only. Tim Henson delivers another unhinged episode of Distorted View Daily , packed with offensive satire, bizarre crime stories, deranged religious freak-outs, and listener insanity. Highlights include: A religious leader argues it’s okay to start calling people the F-word again—and really wants you to mean it Glenn Beck debuts an AI version of George Washington, prompting Tim to respond with his own grotesquely horny founding father interview featuring John Jay A man claiming to be Jesus Christ goes on a destructive rampage inside a church, falls repeatedly, screams at police, and ends up tased and arrested A Florida man crashes a stolen BMW at high speed and tells deputies he didn’t steal it—he was teleported into the car by aliens and the X-Men GameStop’s “Trade Anything Day” results in people exchanging taxidermy animals, dead geese, creepy dolls, street signs, and garbage for a $5 gift card Listener-sponsored chaos courtesy of Ropes of Nut , including an extended “test of patience” smoke alarm audio experiment Tim spirals into rants about itchy balls, dry skin, IBM Model M keyboards, and why conservative podcasters keep stealing his bits Freak voicemails, texts to the 4-Hairy-Cunt line , Mennonite listeners rediscovering the show after 20+ years, and kitchen renovation misery with Lord Douche Distorted View Sideshow Memberships now 22%–33% off for the holidays Thousands of exclusive episodes dating back to 2006 Sign up at distortedview.com Support on Patreon: patreon.com/distortedview Sponsor an episode for $25 via PayPal:
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