Elon & Dyson; a Mar-a-Lago Marriage

Turns out, Elon Musk isn't the only rapacious predator plying his trade at the center of global grift. Sir James Dyson, he of cyclonic separation, just happened to be at Mar-a-Lago pitching, "Make America Clean Again", when the two billionaires decided to join forces to solve one of Elon's most vexing problems. If you thought gold plated sneakers, man-sweat perfume and chintzy wristwatches were too much to stomach, wait until you here this...