Well, I sat down at my keyboard, my coffee in my hand, Wrote a tale 'bout my goldfish, how he leads the band. They say, "Boy, that ain't poetry, it’s just a fishy pun," But Blurt.blog pays in Bitcoin, and I’m havin' some fun. [Chorus] Oh, I’m blurtin’ the blues, tappin’ out my muse, Earnin’ digital coin with my online views. I write what I please, no editor to tease, Blurt.blog’s got me singin’ these cryptocurrency keys. [Verse 2] I posted 'bout my breakfast, bacon, eggs, and grits, The folks upvoted quickly, said, "Man, this really hits!" Then I penned a saga, a cat who stole a shoe, Got ten more Satoshis, now my wallet's feelin’ new. [Prechorus] From Delta blues to digital clues, I’m cashin’ in my rhymes. Click by click, my wallet ticks, I’m rich in modern times. [Chorus] Oh, I’m blurtin’ the blues, tappin’ out my muse, Earnin’ digital coin with my online views. I write what I please, no editor to tease, Blurt.blog’s got me singin’ these cryptocurrency keys. [Bridge] Oh, the trolls, they come a-knockin’, Sayin', "Boy, your words are lame!" But I just keep on blockin’, And stackin’ Bitcoin all the same.
