Episode 272: 'Wayward Priest' (Father Ebenezer Johnson)

Do you believe that over-the-knee spankings are the lubricant of sexual discipline? Father Ebenezer Johnson breaks the seal of confession to tell us the story of Amy, a friend whose lifelong fantasies feature religious roleplay, Gregorian chants, and the catholic clergy. Will this elaborate Exorcist-inspired scene absolve Amy's sins? And Dixie's summertime work/play celebration this week involved a roadtrip (in Edna the Minivan) to Sex Geek Summer Camp. Was it worth 28 hours behind the wheel? #SisterGertrude #BirthdayGift #Sinner #Saint #BaseInstincts #SeduceTheGardener

 

Song: 'The Origin of Love' (Mika)

 

Religious Roleplay l Institute of Higher Learning | Spiritual Orgasm | God's Gift l Priest Frock l Vessel of God l Sexual Discipline l Theological Sexual Positions | College l Coed l Expelled | God's Perfection l Fantasy l Craigslist Casual Encounters | Russian l Thorn Birds l The Exorcist l Fight the AntiChrist l Casual Sex l True Love l Open Relationship l Gregorian Chants l Spanking l Break Character l Upcoming Tour l Sex Geek Summer Camp l Thought Leader l

 

About our Storyteller:

 

Father Ebenezer Johnson was born and raised in Sodom, Alabama, and is a professor for the Department of Religion Sexual Development and Implementation at St. Christopher's College in Gomorrah, Utah.

 

His book, "Did Mary Have A Spiritual Orgasm Birthing Jesus?" is a best seller. He has an advanced degree in theological sexual positions, and has been on the cover of Undressed Priests three times (so far).

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