Send us a text 🚗 Two C*nts in a Car 🚗 is here, and we’re taking you on a ride through pure chaos. 🎢 We’re covering all the important things in life: 😤 Sounds that enrage us when we’re hormonal (why is breathing so loud?!) 🐈 Des’s unwanted feline squatter (the neighbors swear it’s not theirs) 🛻 Winter finally arriving—except it’s just mud everywhere 📸 Why every photo shoot makes us look like we just got engaged Then, we debate Buy Nothing 2025—we could do it… but should we? 👀 Also, WTF are ugly feet sandals(yes, it’s exactly what you think and worse), Cort found $2,700 hidden in her closet clean out (it’s not there any more) 🤑, and we deep-dive into weird dreams, the word cockwomble, and some exciting things coming soon. 👀 Oh, and we may be debuting Two C*nts in a Car as a new IG series… should we?? 🚙😂 Buckle up & press play! 🎙️✨ We can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review! Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cort TikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort
