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This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in the cave after eight weeks apart, and they open with a full review of The Odyssey, Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy, Matt Damon's rogue Boston accent, and why Jon Bernthal is Hollywood's most legendary napper. From there, Bert unveils his billionaire rebrand (Sabah shoes, LBJ Stetsons, and the top five shoes billionaires wear this fall) before getting real about sobriety, anxiety attacks, and self-diagnosing 12 terminal illnesses in a single month. The Bears also spiral into the movies that blindsided them, Primal Fear, The Sixth Sense, Memento, Fight Club, and why the DIY hits like Obsession prove Hollywood is in another pivot moment. Plus: Project Hail Mary vs. the 15-hour audiobook, Bert's theory that this is the funniest (and most jacked) generation of comics ever, college football weight-room PRs, Jason Kelce showing up for a 9 AM bench session, and a meet & greet at MacDill Air Force Base August 14. If you missed the Bears, this one's for you.
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 335
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:26 - The Bears Review The Odyssey
00:10:34 - Bears At MacDill Air Force Base
00:11:15 - Project Hail Mary & Bert's Cute Shoes
00:23:37 - Bert's Drinking Again
00:33:36 - Obsession & The New Hollywood Pivot
00:39:00 - The Best Twist Movies Ever
00:52:33 - Everyone's Got Abs
00:56:02 - College Weight Room Energy
01:00:44 - Wrap Up
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