Watts Your Safepod

Merry holidays and happy chrystler! Today's episode has sex, drama, power outages and Christmas miracles! We hope you're all having an amazing holiday season, so lets discuss sexy traditions, Daddy's trip to London and...

Flakey tops, unclickable ads, bottoming after spicy food; ALL THINGS WE SHOULD LEAVE IN 2025. This week the Himbos just cant STAND a few things this year. Come unpack the silly, stupid and a little salty in today's pod...

From the most run through bottoms, to the biggest tops, to the kinks of the year for us. We havea BIG surprise we're really excited to finally share with you and show this next week! Welcome to our unofficial roster of...

Zombieing, roaching, orbiting and reheating nachos! Let's see how we liked Wicked For Good but also test Daddy on wickedly hip slang from the newer generations! Gen z, Millennial, Gen Alpha, Boomers... we all have our...

This week Amp has a new hyper fixation in the form of adult themed superheroes! So we DISPATCH some superpowers and try to fight it out. From dicks for hands to secreting silicone lube, what would your sexy superpower...

Internet trends are getting wild with Pokemon! From Blastoise taking over, Instagram banning gay content with AI to our 11 year relationships anniversary for Daddy and Amp. Today is a quizzical conundrum! - If you’re 21...

Who doesn’t love a little FURRRR. This week Amp went undercover as a pup at the furry con and had a blast at pool parties, street markets and reconnected with Daddy after his kinky adventures with his dom! - If you’re...

HOWLoween is gone, but our Leather Spirit and Pride sure ain't gone! This week's pod hits Palm Springs where we sold gear, got in costume and went to too many sexy pool parties! - If you’re 21 or older, get 40% OFF your...

Monster fuckers beware, you're in for a scarreeeeee!!! From fucking Michael Myers, lusting after the Demogorgon and just talkin about Bara Tiddies and erotic artwork from Gengoroh Tagame! It's another sexy spoopy...

And the winner is... EVERYONE! This week we talk puppies, furrys and diapers, OH MY! Daddy and Amp are off to another eventful event, this week MIR! The big International Rubber convention that is not to be missed. We...

I can have it all, big or small, make it hit the wall, WE’RE THE THROAT GOATS! From best practices to secret techniques to deep throat! Also pissing while practicing locktober lessons with Daddy Kristofer. Happy...

Cages should be only worn by tops! Smaller isn't always better! Chastity is only chastity when you need to get out! All these hot takes and more as we discuss our favorite and least favorite parts about chastity. Happy...

From Hypno mormons to Folsom Fun! This year Amp hosts a Kinky Cabaret show, Kristofer hosts a kinky backyard Bluff BBQ and we both entirely dont attend the Folsom Fair, but we do attend every other shenanigan possible!...

From Folsom prep to butt prep today we have Sampson and Amp telling old Folsom horror stories, tips and mishaps! We cover some scruffy shenanigans and a new "cleaning out" tool that we've never heard of that makes...

Superlaxative... sorry, superlative time follow-up episode where we ACTUALLY dive deeper and discuss in detail who’s kinkier between Amp and Daddy. We also mix in some steamy moments cruising the locker room showers...

Daddy's back from London and immediately hitting the ground running (consensually). Today we discuss a new poly dynamic called Tolyamory, his adventures in a secret windmill dungeon and what is so interesting about...

Do you prefer your submissives shaken or stirred?! From James Bondage to Hypnosis advertising during hypno scenes. Sunburns and silly times ensue in this weeks pod. Another Daddy in London podcast as Amp tries to keep...

So what happens when people are attracted to their vacuums? Their electronics? And is that table... a top!? Objectum, object sexuals, or just inanimate objectifiers; people who love objects A LOT are some of the most...

DADDY IS AT IT AGAIN! And this time, while he might not know about werewolves, he's certainly bound to find one in London! Amp has some hypno bathhouse adventures and has also started Dating Everything! Join Daddy as he...

What's hairy, woofy and goes bark in the night!?! Why a monsterfucking werewolf on a full moon weekend! Amp attends a pup play party on some PAWT and has some fun stories. Match that with Daddy prepping for another...

Manifesting is a powerful tool... but can you manifest a kink? A fetish? And what else can Daddy manifest in today's silly conversation? — VIIA: 21+, T ry VIIA Hemp THCV! and use code WATTS for 15% OFF (and 50% off...

LADY GAGA DORE ALLEY WEEKEND! Dog hypno drones were showing off their disco dicks this weekend at Dore Alley! Which means Amp, Daddy and all the SF kinksters were kicking it in the streets and whipping up trouble. From...

Smiling face emoji, it's that time of year again when DORE Alley is upon us. The Folsom adjacent sexy street fair is always a great time, but this year its getting even sexier and kicking off for a full week beforehand...

Daddy is back from sexy Summer Camp and hes got stories but also someone got tricked into chastity for a few weeks?! From scavenger hunts to sexy merit badges. It's a summery vibe this episode! — VIIA: 21+, T ry VIIA...

Do you enjoy outdoor sex? How do you cleanout?! And why is daddy so obsessed with outdoor sex? We cover hot takes and topics rapid fire! — VIIA: 21+, T ry VIIA Hemp THCV! and use code WATTS for 15% OFF (and 50% off...