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207 - Hot Pocketing The Mic
Dec 13, 2025·—
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“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: The Nordic diet can help you sleep better and live longer Officials issue warning after discovering dangerous substances in US water supply: 'I jumped out of my chair when I saw the results' Ultra Processed Food Risks: How Junk Food Addiction Harms Brain Health and Why a Brain Health Diet Matters The Hidden Dangers of Keto Diet: Low Carb Risks and Ketogenic Diet Safety Explained Happiness: ‘Dancing Wheelchair’ Helps Paralyzed Teen Feel ‘Cool’ Being a Different Sort of Dancer Boy Sent to Christmas Nativity Show as Elvis Instead of Elf After Family Mix-up Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam: Higher Consciousness: Tennessee Officials Reach Agreement With Hemp Industry To Temporarily Allow THCA Sales Drone drops steak, crab legs, marijuana into South Carolina prison yard Lotus Tech Tips: Humanity Is Desperate for Rare Earth Elements. This Plant Is Growing Them Right Under Our Feet. Poems Can Trick AI Into Helping You Make a Nuclear Weapon The Junk Drawer: Podcast industry under siege as AI bots flood airways with thousands of programs America’s war on data centers is coming Last Call: Parliament-Funkadelic’s George Clinton: ‘America Made More Money Pretending to Stop Weed Than Selling It’ Gooning Was Just Named the Fetish of the Year Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! Wiirdo We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix or PhoneBoy Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App .

206 - Stripper Yeast
Nov 29, 2025·—
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“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: Sugar vs Artificial Sweeteners: Health Effects, Aspartame Risks, and What's Worse for Your Body Your body has a natural way of getting high (and it's not endorphins) Why watching someone get hurt on screen makes you wince: How the brain triggers echoes of touch sensation What is MASLD? Most common chronic liver disease affects up to 40% of adults Happiness: Two People from Minnesota Who Met in the Hospital After Waking up from Comas Are Getting Married 10th Grader Saves Stepfather’s Life with His Newly-Learned CPR Skills Taught in Schools Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam: Notice of $1.5 Billion Proposed Class Action Settlement Between Authors & Publishers and Anthropic PBC Higher Consciousness: Colorado Is Building America’s First Psychedelic Care System Cannabis Use in Seniors Linked to Stronger Cognition and Less Binge Drinking Lotus Tech Tips: Humanity Is Desperate for Rare Earth Elements. This Plant Is Growing Them Right Under Our Feet. Poems Can Trick AI Into Helping You Make a Nuclear Weapon The Junk Drawer: Campbell's VP Admits Soup Is "S**t For F**king Poor People" With "Chicken... From A 3D-Printer" Uruguay Achieves 99% Green Energy After Seeking the Lowest Price for Consumers Last Call: Washington Moves To Soften Penalties For Child-Sex Sting Suspects Model Reveals Former NFL Star’s Penis Size Sparked Divorce Xbox Crocs are real Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! cottongin We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix or PhoneBoy Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App .

205 - Senator Strokes a Lot
Nov 22, 2025·—
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“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: Plant-Based or Low-Carb: Which Is Better for Diabetes Prevention? RFK Jr. Links Aluminum in Vaccines to Peanut Allergies. Here Are the Facts The Science That Could Change How You Think about Protein Why you don’t want to get tuberculosis on your penis Happiness: Heart Transplant Survivor Has Best Day Ever as Traveling Fan for Carolina, Meeting Panthers Legend Community Rallies to Protect Local Cobbler Until Supermarket Cancels Plans to Expand Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam: Agtonomy Higher Consciousness: Brazil Can’t Stop Throwing Cannabis Events — And It’s Changing the Map ‘California sober’: marijuana may help you drink less, study finds Lotus Tech Tips: 'A Sharp Escalation': Americans Starting To Revolt Against Data Centers Anthropic says an AI may have just attempted the first truly autonomous cyberattack The Junk Drawer: NTSB releases preliminary report on the UPS plane crash in Louisville. What we now know Congressman, 71, Blames Elon For Looking at Dirty Pictures on Plane Last Call: Linux Creator Linus Torvalds Is Sort of Okay With Vibe Coding, Actually SEMI-TRUCK DRIVER CITED IN CROSSVILLE FOR MULTIPLE INSTANCES OF DIESEL THEFT PSA: IHOP Omelettes Aren’t Just Eggs—and Customers Are Shocked Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! Sharky We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix or PhoneBoy Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App .

204 - Soviet Botulism
Nov 15, 2025·—
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“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: Yes, you can be intolerant to fruit and veg The science of weight loss—and why your brain is wired to keep you fat Formula with “cleanest ingredients” recalled after 15 babies get botulism Metformin as a new standard of care to manage weight gain side effect of certain bipolar medications Metformin Side Effects Happiness: Teen Rewarded with Cash and Job After Turning in Wad of $3,500 ‘Without Hesitation’ Boy’s Great Tagline Helps Raise Thousands For Underprivileged Kids to Afford Hockey Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam: Higher Consciousness: You Don’t Need Duolingo To Learn Spanish. You Need Weed and a Comedian.- Trump Signs Bill To Recriminalize Hemp THC Products, Years After Approving Their Legalization Lotus Tech Tips: A Huge Cannabis Hack Exposed 380k People — Now This Company Is Paying Hackers to Attack It 5 AI-developed malware families analyzed by Google fail to work and are easily detected The Junk Drawer: Google vows to stop scam E-Z Pass and USPS texts plaguing Americans Three Bob Ross Paintings Sold for $600,000 at Auction in Fundraiser for Public Television Last Call: SODDY-DAISY MAN ARRESTED FOR SETTING WOMAN ON FIRE MAJOR DRUG BUST AT FAIRFIELD GLADE HOME Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix or PhoneBoy Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App .

203 - The Porn Identity
Nov 8, 2025·—
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“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: Seniors Who Listen to Music May Slash Their Dementia Risk by Over a Third Experts Say This Common Drink May Be Harming Your Liver The Ozempic effect is finally showing up in obesity data The 7 Best Foods to Eat Before Bed for Uninterrupted Sleep, According to Nutrition Experts Happiness: Woman Tracks Down Long-Lost Dad Using Newspaper Ad–and Discovers 11 Siblings She hiked the entire Appalachian Trail at 80, unaware she’d just made history Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam: Apple Podcasts supporting Podcasting 2.0 Chapters PhoneBoy on Truth and Forgiveness Higher Consciousness: 465 pounds of marijuana, fentanyl seized in Alabama drug raid Brazil to Meta: Stop Censoring Weed, or I’ll See You in Court Lotus Tech Tips: Google pulls AI model after senator says it fabricated assault allegation PewDiePie's self-hosted AI 'council' colludes against him The Junk Drawer: A colossal Buc-ee’s broke a small Colorado town A Carnivorous ‘Death Ball’ Has Emerged from the Deep Last Call: Nancy Pelosi will retire after historic 20-term career in Congress Bell bottom-era tape unearthed, could contain lost piece of Unix history Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! Wiirdo We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix or PhoneBoy Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App .

202 - Scented Incest
Nov 1, 2025·—
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“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: Do Halloween treats hype kids up? Here's how to make sure you (all) get a good night's sleep From potion to prescription: How witches' herbs became medical marvels What Happens to Your Body When You Stop Taking Ozempic? Blood Pressure Medication Recalled: More Than 580,000 Bottles Affected Happiness: 80-Year-Old Grandma Who Learned to Swim at 59 Just Became Oldest Ever Female Ironman Finisher He Won a Crayola Crayon-Naming Contest in 1992 as a Boy–Now it’s Been Voted #2 Color in the World Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam: PhoneBoy Speaks Again Higher Consciousness: Why California’s Treasurer Says the State’s Adult-Use Cannabis Law Is a Failure Maryland Police Get ‘Overwhelming’ Number Of Volunteers To Smoke Marijuana And Eat Free Lunch At DUI Training For Officers Lotus Tech Tips: Meta denies torrenting porn to train AI, says downloads were for “personal use” YouTube's AI moderator pulls Windows 11 workaround videos, calls them dangerous The Junk Drawer: GM lays off 1,700 workers making EVs and batteries in Michigan, Tennessee Declassified MKUltra Transcripts Have Been Released. They Paint a Dark Portrait of America. Last Call: Missing Louisiana girl, 13, rescued from box in Pennsylvania basement Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! cottongin We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix or PhoneBoy Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App .

201 - Alzheimer's Tits
Oct 25, 2025·—
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“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: "Almost 70% of US adults would be deemed obese based on new definition, study finds Which alcohol is the ‘healthiest’? Scientists have an answer. How Sugar Alcohols Might Be Messing With Your Gut SHOULD I START SNIFFING ROSEMARY? Happiness: Crushed by a Car, a Stranger Comforted Him Until Help Arrived – Now They’re Getting Married Flock of Goats Hits the Slopes of Vermont Ski Resort as Eco-Friendly Landscaping Option Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam: PhoneBoy Speaks Again Higher Consciousness: Colombia’s Bold Offer to Trump: Legal Weed Exports for Peace Whiskey Company Scales Back Operations, Citing ‘Consumer Shifts’ Toward Marijuana As Alcohol Alternative Lotus Tech Tips: Amazon’s DNS problem knocked out half the web, likely costing billions Robby Starbuck sues Google after AI bot accused him of sex assault, links to white supremacist The Junk Drawer: AI Deepfakes Fueling Digitally-Enabled Crime-Wave In The Freight Industry Beyond Meat Crashes On Debt-Swap Plan As Fake Food Trend Goes Bust Last Call: Protein Powders, Shakes Test Positive for High Levels of Lead, Report Finds Timex is resurrecting its first LCD watch 50 years later hy doesn’t Cards Against Humanity print its game in the US? It’s complicated. 'Butt breathing' might soon be a real medical treatment Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! Sharky We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix or PhoneBoy Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App .

200 - Just Push Play
Oct 18, 2025·—
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Your favorite petalheads welcome Mrs. Bemlet and discuss Copaiba Oil, The Star in Tarot, the paranormal, and the petalheads weigh in on their favorite comfort food.

199 - No Shit Sherlock Department
Oct 4, 2025·—
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“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: Why Experts Are Exploring Ketogenic Therapy For Mental Health The Charlie Foundation The Fibre Fix ‘OZEMPIC BREASTS’ IS TRENDING – HERE’S WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT IT Ozempic Vulva Is Very Real, According to Terry and Heather Dubrow Happiness: Tourists Surprise Driver with His First-Ever Safari –Buying a Ticket So He Could Go Instead of Waiting in Car Americans Take Home the Nation’s First Gold Medal in the ‘Cheesemonger Olympics’ Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam: Higher Consciousness: Utah Church That Uses Marijuana, Psychedelics And Vapes As Sacraments Sues Over Police Raids The cannabis that cheats death: What frogs have to do with fresh frozen weed Lotus Tech Tips: Economic boom or environmental disaster? Rural Texas grapples with pros, cons of data centers Spotify is finally taking steps to address its AI slop and clone problem The Junk Drawer: Your Leftovers Can Be Shocked Into Making Fuel. Scientists Just Proved It. Trust In Media Among Americans Hits Record Low Last Call: Jane Goodall, renowned chimpanzee researcher and animal advocate, dies at 91 Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix or PhoneBoy Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App .

198 - Goatse to the Slaughter
Sep 27, 2025·—
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“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: IS TURNING YOUR PHONE TO RED LIGHT THE SECRET TO BETTER SLEEP? "Yes, There’s an Ideal Length for Intermittent Fasting. It's Surprisingly Reasonable. CAN NOISE-CANCELLING HEADPHONES DAMAGE MY EARS? Feeding Blueberries to Babies May Reduce Allergy Symptoms and Improve Gut Health Happiness: "Diligent Barber May Have Saved Boy’s Life After Spotting Cancerous Lump on His Neck "In Prisons Across Ohio, Inmates Find Meaning by Saving Orphaned and Injured Animals Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam: "EV Science Higher Consciousness: Medical Marijuana Reduces Anxiety And Depression, New Federally Funded Study Shows "Is the THC % Game Rigged? Lotus Tech Tips: A ‘global call for AI red lines’ sounds the alarm about the lack of international AI policy Microsoft cuts off some services used by Israeli military unit The Junk Drawer: Washington Forcing Speeding Offenders To Install GPS Speed Limiters "The UK announces mandatory digital ID plans Last Call: YouTube will restore channels banned for COVID and election misinformation BLEDSOE DEPUTIES EXECUTE SEARCH WARRANT AT PIKEVILLE SUNOCO Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! cottongin We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix or PhoneBoy Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App .

197 - Snarknado
Sep 20, 2025·—
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“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: What Is TikTok's Benadryl Challenge? Teen Almost Dies After Attempting Viral Trend Exploring Benadryl for Anxiety Relief: What an Expert Says Over 10 Cinnamon Brands Recalled Ahead of Holiday Season Due to Potential Unsafe Lead Levels Human Gut Bacteria Can Gather Up PFAS ‘Forever Chemicals’ Happiness: 66-Year-Old Man Fulfills Lifelong Dream and Becomes Oldest Member of LSU Marching Band A dog helped an injured wild crow. Now they’re best friends. Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam: Higher Consciousness: Billion-dollar Chinese marijuana grow operations have infiltrated the US, experts say Weed Causes ‘Infertility, Miscarriages, and Genetic Defects’ — That’s the Claim; the Evidence Says Otherwise. Lotus Tech Tips: How AI could detect signs of mental illness Why government software remains a hacker’s playground The Junk Drawer: Spirit Airlines Plane Gets Too Close To Air Force One: “Pay Attention!” Moon helium deal is biggest purchase of natural resources from space Last Call: Watch Out Oregon! Some Stores Sell ‘Magic Mushroom Edibles’ With No Psilocybin Monkees musician Bobby Hart who wrote Last Train To Clarksville dies at 86 Hackers at 30: The story behind the cult cyber fairytale I Almost Called 911 the First Time My Girlfriend Orgasmed. This Can’t Be Normal Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! Sharky We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix or PhoneBoy Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App .

196 - Whore Olive Oil
Sep 13, 2025·—
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“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: Is cold-pressed sunflower oil healthy? This low-calorie ingredient could be contributing to cognitive decline, study finds The 10 Healthiest Fruits and Vegetables You Can Eat LET’S GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THE ‘OZEMPIC VULVA’ FEAR Pizzeria Owner Sees People Eating From Dumpster, Offers Them Free Pies and a Slice of Dignity Happiness: These Indian Cafes Let You Pay with Garbage: 1 Kilo of Plastic Gets You Rice, Two Curries and Dal "Move Over, Booze: Weed Drinks Pulled $1.1 Billion in U.S. Sales in 2024 Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam: Higher Consciousness: "Move Over, Booze: Weed Drinks Pulled $1.1 Billion in U.S. Sales in 2024 What Are Cannabis Chemotypes? A Guide to Hemp’s Five Categories Lotus Tech Tips: This Stanford computer science professor went to written exams 2 years ago because of AI. He says his students insisted on it Massive Leak Shows How a Chinese Company Is Exporting the Great Firewall to the World The Junk Drawer: Massive Leak Shows How a Chinese Company Is Exporting the Great Firewall to the World Scientists Believe They’ve Found a Groundbreaking New Energy Source–And It’s Virtually Unlimited Last Call: First onshore wave energy project in the U.S. launches in Los Angeles SUPERTRAMP LEAD SINGER DEAD AT 81 Exclusive: US warns hidden radios may be embedded in solar-powered highway infrastructure ACTRESS POLLY HOLLIDAY PASSED AWAY ON TUESDAY AT THE AGE OF 88 Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix or PhoneBoy Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App .

195 - Therapy Toke
Sep 6, 2025·—
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“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: People can’t get COVID vaccines as cases surge. Anger is building against Trump HOW CAN YOU TACKLE INFLAMMATION? Exclusive: RFK Jr. and the White House buried a major study on alcohol and cancer. Here’s what it shows. How cloves might help relieve pain and inflammation Crap! Alarming new study links excessive phone use on toilet to painful health problem Lesser-known food allergens are actually behind many serious reactions Happiness: Teen Buys a Bike He Didn’t Know Was Stolen–Now Rightful Owner Wants to Make Sure He Gets Another A Campus Sensation ‘Pudge the Cat’ is Lifting Spirits in College Football Locker Room After Injury Octopus Playing With Divers Grabs the Camera and Takes Underwater Selfie "That Moment a giant Pacific octopus grapped a camera and took a selfie We’re supposed to be good men’: Officer Buys Stranded Deaf Man Train Ticket to Get Home Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam: AI is Evil "Cryptocurrent Rant Higher Consciousness: Alcohol vs. THC: What’s the Healthier Option? Here’s Where the Research Stands Diesel in Wine Country, Smog in Lompoc: Cannabis Can’t Be Green Until It’s Legal Weed’s Next Big Secret: Scientists Just Discovered a New Family of Molecules Hiding in Cannabis Leaves Lotus Tech Tips: Hackers Love Smart Homes—Here’s How to Keep Yours Off the List This Bank Fired Workers and Replaced Them With AI. It Now Says That Was a Huge Mistake AI Could Cause 99% of All Workers to Be Unemployed in the Next Five Years, Says Computer Science Professor The Loneliness Epidemic Isn't About Phones, It's About Algorithms The Junk Drawer: Southwest changing its extra-seat policy for plus-size travelers: ‘Heartbreaking’ Apple Co-Founder Steve Wozniak’s Response to a Troll Is the Most Delightful Thing I’ve Heard Yet Americans Are Having Less Sex Than Ever Fecal Fiasco: Labor Day Letdown As East Coast Beaches Close Due To Contamination Last Call: DOJ discusses a potential ban on transgender people owning firearms KNOXVILLE MAN ACCIDENTALLY HOOKS WW2 ERA GRENADE Unprecedented immigration raid at Hyundai EV site leads to 475 arrests ChatGPT hates LA Chargers fans Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix or PhoneBoy Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App .

194 - Seven Second Delay
Aug 30, 2025·—
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“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: Industrial pollution's imprint on cognitive health can last generation Low daily fluid intake linked to higher stress hormone response in adults This tasty piece of cheese may give you nightmares—literally Avoid these 5 food additives that may harm your health Happiness: Woman Received Thousands of Letters from Dad Growing Up, Now Anyone Can Request a ‘Letter from Dad’ 4 National Guardsmen Save a Man’s Life After Stopping for Lunch in Poland Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam: AI is Evil Higher Consciousness: Jeff Bridges Was High On Marijuana When Filming Oscar-Nominated Performance As President Of The US, Movie Director Says Rangers find thousands of marijuana plants, toxic chemicals in Sequoia National Park Lotus Tech Tips: Google says it dropped the energy cost of AI queries by 33x in one year Is the Flipper Zero the next big car theft gadget? The Junk Drawer: Cracker Barrel Faces 'Bud Light' Moment BA flight attendant on US-London route found ‘naked and high on drugs’ in toilet Last Call: Hollywood stuntman set on fire for Pink Floyd cover dies aged 88 Celebrating 50 years of The Rocky Horror Picture Show MSNBC To Change Name And Rebrand After 'Corporate Divorce' From NBC Loni Anderson's Cause of Death Revealed Nearly 3 Weeks After She Died at 79 Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! Sharky cottongin We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix or PhoneBoy Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App .

193 - Floating Shitshow
Aug 16, 2025·—
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“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: Weight-Loss Drugs Have a Surprising Foe: Fat Activists Trump Signs Executive Order Bringing Presidential Fitness Test Back To Public Schools In trial, people lost twice as much weight by ditching ultraprocessed food Boar’s Head to reopen plant as mold and funky meat problems pop up elsewhere Happiness: ‘I Married the Hitchhiker We Picked Up on the Road’ – If Uber Would have Been Cheaper They’d Have Never Met Engineer Revives the Pay Phone for Vermont Community to Make Free Calls in Their Cellular Dead Zone Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam: New Laptop Who Dis? (Amazon Affiliate Link) Jimmy Della Valle Higher Consciousness: Weed & Psychedelics Are Doing for Eating Disorders What Big Pharma Couldn’t, Survey Says Is Cannabis Really Legal If You Can’t Grow Your Own Weed? Lotus Tech Tips: As electric bills rise, evidence mounts that data centers share blame. States feel pressure to act Man Falls in Love With an AI Chatbot, Dies After It Asks Him to Meet Up in Person The Junk Drawer: Delta Pilot Arrested Onboard Plane On Child Sex Abuse Charges Experiment will attempt to counter climate change by altering ocean Last Call: Tom Lehrer, song satirist and mathematician, dies at 97 CHILD DIES IN HOT CAR WHILE IN STATE’S CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICE CUSTODY Of Course A Seattle Cat Lady Wants To Ban The Blue Angels AOL announces September shutdown for dial-up Internet after 34 years Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix or PhoneBoy Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App .

192 - Outsourced Fuckery
Jul 26, 2025·—
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“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: Allergies seem nearly impossible to avoid — unless you’re Amish The Sugar Substitute In Your “Healthy” Snacks May Be Risky For Your Brain Health. Here's Why Despite self-perceived sensitivities, study finds gluten and wheat safe for many people with IBS Humans used to have straighter teeth—what changed? Weston A. Price from the Book of Knowledge The Weston A. Price Foundation Happiness: Lost Mother and Son ‘Did Everything Right’ to Lead Rescuers to Their Broken Car Guinness Record Holder for Most Premature Baby is Thriving at 1-Year Old–and All Giggles After ‘Zero Odds’ to Live Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam: Zoom H6essential Recorder (Affiliate Link) Original iSesamo Spudger + Mini iSesamo Spudger Repair (Affiliate Link) Higher Consciousness: WHY BIG ALCOHOL IS BETTING ON CANNABIS BEVERAGES TO WIN BACK CUSTOMERS Popular restaurant unknowingly drugs customers by serving them marijuana pizza, CDC report claims Lotus Tech Tips: After $380M hack, Clorox sues its “service desk” vendor for simply giving out passwords He Had Dangerous Delusions. ChatGPT Admitted It Made Them Worse. The Junk Drawer: It’s 'frighteningly likely' many US courts will overlook AI errors, expert says DHS Says 233,000 Unaccompanied Children Were Lost During Biden Presidency Last Call: Why this nationally acclaimed S.F. pizza spot won’t serve pizza anymore Ozzy Osbourne, Prince Of Darkness And Counterculture Legend, Dies At 76 Wrestling superstar Hulk Hogan dies at 71 Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! cottongin We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix or PhoneBoy Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App .

191 - Black Dong of Death
Jul 19, 2025·—
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“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: Weight Loss: Eating More Protein May Prevent Muscle Loss From GLP-1 Drugs What Really Happens to Your Body When You Eat More Protein Than Carbs Seed oils aren't the problem—how we consume them is Your brain on revenge looks a lot like your brain on drugs—and there’s only one twisted way to get your fix. Happiness: Rare Wild Baby Horse Is Adopted by a Domestic Pony That Just Lost Her Own Foal ‘Love Conquers the Atlantic’–Newfoundland Couple’s Message in a Bottle Found in Ireland 13 Years Later Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam: Higher Consciousness: Washington State Government Panel Urges ‘Safe Supply’ Model To Reduce Drug Overdose Deaths Marijuana Use Is Tied To 'Significantly Higher Sexual Desire And Arousal,' New Study Shows Lotus Tech Tips: China mind-controls bees with ‘world’s lightest brain chip’ for spying, rescue ops This ‘Iron Dome’ for mosquitoes shoots down bugs with lasers The Junk Drawer: PUTTY.ORG nothing to do with PuTTY – and now it's spouting pandemic piffle The CIA reveals more of its connections to Lee Harvey Oswald Last Call: Windows 11’s new Black Screen of Death is now rolling out F.B.I. AGENT ARRESTED FOR D.U.I. IN KNOXVILLE Legendary rock star could spend more than a decade in prison Paranormal investigator Dan Rivera dies at 54 while on Annabelle haunted doll tour Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! Sharky We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix or PhoneBoy Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App .

190 - Release The Stupidity
Jul 12, 2025·—
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“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: 7 Surprising Habits That Can Spike Your Blood Sugar, According to Diabetes Experts Ozempic-like drug significantly reduces frequency of chronic migraines in pilot study What Our Ancestors Really Ate Most People Don't Know Grilling Meat Raises Cancer Risk—6 Ways to Grill Safer Happiness: Musician Infuses Dad’s Ashes into His Guitar Fretboard- to Be with Him at Future Gigs Years After She Saved a Magpie it Returns the Favor Saving Her Life After She Fell from Window Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam: Higher Consciousness: Using Hemp Flour And Oil Can Make Gluten-Free Baked Goods With ‘Optimal’ Texture And ‘Significant’ Nutrition, Study Shows You’re Not Just Imagining the Munchies. Here’s What Marijuana Is Really Doing to Your Brain. Lotus Tech Tips: Pay up or stop scraping: Cloudflare program charges bots for each crawl NYT to start searching deleted ChatGPT logs after beating OpenAI in court McDonald’s AI Hiring Bot Exposed Millions of Applicants’ Data to Hackers Who Tried the Password ‘123456’ Cops’ favorite AI tool automatically deletes evidence of when AI was used The Junk Drawer: America’s Hot Garbage Problem Idaho Wildfire Ambush: Gunman Dead After 'Sniper Attack' Kills Two Firefighters Last Call: Woody Harrelson fans left shocked after discovering who his father is HMD is ‘scaling back’ in the US, killing Nokia all over again Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix or PhoneBoy Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App .

189 - Ballzinweiners
Jun 28, 2025·—
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“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: 6 Foods To Avoid While Drinking Coffee, According to a Dietitian Statin drugs are an Internet villain. Do they deserve it? The buzz about bee pollen The Truth About Your Blood Sugar Happiness: 12-year-old Hero Boy Saves Family from Blaze–and Secures Future Job by Impressing the Fire Chief 2 bears escape wildlife park enclosure, devour a 7-day supply of honey, then fall asleep Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam: Higher Consciousness: The truth about using cannabis for health problems Person Who Lobbied Congress for Legal Hemp Admits They Accidentally Legalized Marijuana Federally Lotus Tech Tips: Why is it seemingly impossible to stop phone thieves? He Had a Mental Breakdown Talking to ChatGPT. Then Police Killed Him The Junk Drawer: For Hard Boiled Eggs That Peel Like a Dream, Do This Car Carrier Sinks in Pacific After Blaze on Deck Carrying EVs Last Call: allout: NC Lawmakers Face Fire Over Monsanto 'Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free' Provision" "Toxic Fallout: NC Lawmakers Face Fire Over Monsanto 'Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free' Provision Iconic rock band’s guitarist dead at 81: ‘My heart just hit the ground’ RICHARD HURST, 'DUKES OF HAZZARD' ACTOR DEAD AT 79 Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix or PhoneBoy Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App .

THB 1 - Asshole with a Shoelace
Jun 21, 2025·—
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Microsoft only fixing one of two SecureBoot Exploits Apple’s Kill Switch Would Completely Change Your Next iPhone MIT brain scans suggest that using GenAI tools reduces cognitive activity LG TVs’ integrated ads get more personal with tech that analyzes viewer emotions 40,000 Cameras, From Bird Feeders to Baby Monitors, Exposed to the Internet Smart TV OS owners face “constant conflict” between privacy, advertiser demands Pope Leo makes AI’s threat to humanity a signature issue Creators say they didn’t know Google uses YouTube to train AI

188 - Ranty Fuckup
Jun 21, 2025·—
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“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: What's the difference between barista milk and regular milk? It's what gets added to it Sleep loss rewires the brain for cravings and weight gain Men Are Reporting 'Ozempic Penis' – But Experts Say It’s Not What They Think This item in your dishwasher is linked to ‘heart attacks and strokes,’ studies say Happiness: Doctor Gave Free Care to Patients for Decades–Now They’ve Raised $280,000 to Pay for His Cancer Treatment Dog waits outside hotel hoping for food—couple on vacation does one better Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam: Higher Consciousness: Marijuana doubles your risk of cardiovascular death, worrying new study shows HIGH TIMES RETURNS: The Counterculture Giant Reclaims Its Roots Lotus Tech Tips: Toy-maker Mattel accused of planning “reckless” AI social experiment on kids ‘It destroys the purpose of humanity’: Customers are saying no to AI The Junk Drawer: Reddit user surprised when 1960s computer panel emerged from collapsed family garage RFK Jr. wants to crack down on drug ads. That could cripple some broadcasters Last Call: Steve Jobs Explained the Secret to His Success in 7 Words. Most People Didn’t Even Notice Worst hiding spot ever: /NSFW/Nope/Don’t open/You were Warned/ Ozzy Osbourne's DNA Will Be Sold in Limited Edition Liquid Death Cans Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! Sharky We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix or PhoneBoy Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App .

187 - Cunt of a Cuck
Jun 14, 2025·—
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“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: 6 Bad Fruits You Should Be Eating for Weight Loss, According to Dietitians Orgasms aren't the sole key to women's sexual satisfaction, study finds The Gluten-Migraine-Headache Connection Coca-Cola actually cures an uncomfortable health problem Happiness: Arizona Teen Returns Lost Wallet Containing $300, Receives Electric Bike He Had Been Saving for Texas Mail Carrier Rushes to Be 'First in Line' to Adopt Surrendered Dog from His Former Mail Route Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam: Higher Consciousness: Marijuana Users Are Nearly 5 Times As Likely To Regularly Exercise Than Eat Fast Food, Stereotype-Busting Survey Shows Middle school teacher found guilty of giving marijuana-laced brownies to sixth graders Lotus Tech Tips: ChatGPT 'got absolutely wrecked' by Atari 2600 in beginner's chess match — OpenAI's newest model bamboozled by 1970s logic Encyclopaedia Britannica is back and ‘it’s better than ChatGPT’ The Junk Drawer: The Last Operating Woolworth’s Lunch Counter Will Be Up and Running Once Again in California Man Who Flew 120 Times For Free By Posing As Flight Attendant Convicted Of Fraud Last Call: EL AL Sued Over Wartime Price Gouging, Illegal & Immoral Behavior Mel Brooks is returning for Spaceballs 2 Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! cottongin We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix or PhoneBoy Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App .

186 - Titty Drop
Jun 7, 2025·—
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“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: Plant-Based Filter Removes Up to 99.9% of Microplastics from Water The MIND diet may help reduce Alzheimer's risk, a large study shows Risk and future burden of dementia in the United States Should You Use Epsom Salt? Benefits and Risks To Know Food additive titanium dioxide likely has more toxic effects than thought, study finds Happiness: Dog Thinks He's Having Best Playdate, 'Little Does He Know' the Real Reason Steve Perry Auctioning Items From Personal Archives to Benefit Wildfire Victims Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam: Mouth Peaces Higher Consciousness: Haribo Recalls Entire Stock of Gummy Candy After Three Packs Found Laced with Drugs Boomers Are More Into Bud These Days, According to a New Report Lotus Tech Tips: Java at 30: How a language designed for a failed gadget became a global powerhouse This Smartphone Smuggled Out of North Korea Is Absolutely Wild ‘No more floppy disks’: Air traffic control overhaul faces some daunting obstacles A GPS Blackout Would Shut Down the World The Junk Drawer: The Supreme Court Case That Could End Porn as We Know It FBI releases 112 pages connected to Covenant School shooting Trump bans Harvard from admitting new international students Last Call: 'Caddyshack' actor Chevy Chase visits the Caddie Shack restaurant in Connecticut LORETTA SWIT FROM M*A*S*H DIES Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix or PhoneBoy Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App .

185 - Even More Dead Air
May 31, 2025·—
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“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: Doctors issue urgent warning over ingredient found in popular drinks that turbocharges CANCER Plant or Animal Protein? It Depends on Your Age, Study Finds This Type Of Food Was Just Linked To Heart Disease And A Serious Brain Condition—And It's Probably In Your Pantry This Common Over-The-Counter Medication Increases Dementia Risk, According To Doctors Happiness: Dry Cleaner Gives Away his Services to Unemployed Folks Headed to Job Interviews: ‘Just Pay it Forward’ Stray Dog Rescued from the Streets Visits Dozens of Countries with Woman Who ‘never liked dogs’ Supermom Sticks to Breastfeeding Schedule While Running 60 Mile Ultramarathon 6 Months Postpartum Cavalcade of Stupidity Poop in my Truck Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam: 20Bar Espresso Machine Amazon Affiliate Link) Gevi Conical Burr Coffee Grinder (Amazon Affiliate Link) Higher Consciousness: Bill Maher And Woody Harrelson’s Marijuana Dispensary Was Burglarized This Skill Can Help You Unlock an Altered State of Consciousness—And Mimic the Way Marijuana Feels Lotus Tech Tips: To Prove They Don’t Cheat With AI, Students Are Turning to…AI In 3.5 years, Notepad.exe has gone from 'barely maintained' to 'it writes for you'Already played Authorities Carry Out Elaborate Global Takedown of Infostealer Heavily Used by Cybercriminals Massive data breach exposes 184 million passwords for Google, Microsoft, Facebook, and more The Junk Drawer: Waste Of The Day: Still No CA Rail Line Amazon sending refunds for returns it never received, as far back as 2018 Last Call: George Wendt, the Beer-Loving Norm on 'Cheers,' Dies at 76 Who is General Tso—and why does he have his own chicken dish? Duck Dynasty Patriarch Phil Robertson Dead at 79 – ‘Now with the Lord’ ARTIST RESPONSIBLE FOR “HANG ON SLOOPY” AND “ROCK AND ROLL HOOCHIE KOO” HAS DIED Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! Sharky cottongin Mama T We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix or PhoneBoy Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App . NEW! visit our swag shop . Propagate the petals and support the show!

184 - Shitpocalypse of the Week
May 17, 2025·—
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“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: Okra and Fenugreek Extracts Safely Remove Microplastics From Water in New Texas Research 6 Foods You Should NEVER Freeze, According To Experts How changing the way you breathe can improve your brain and body Touch can comfort and heal, but also harm—a psychologist explains why gestures don't always land as intended Happiness: 12-Year-old Taught Himself to Bake Fantastic Cakes–by Watching YouTube Videos" "12-Year-old Taught Himself to Bake Fantastic Cakes–by Watching YouTube Videos Women Reunited With Sister After DNA Test and 57-year Search Ends the Mystery of a Forced Adoption Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam: Man facing charges after major crash on Mother's Day on I-75 near Georgia-Tennessee state line claims lives Higher Consciousness: CBP officers seize $875K in marijuana disguised as a shipment of men's overalls Marijuana insiders say Gov. Whitmer’s proposed 32% tax would strangle golden goose Lotus Tech Tips: You think ransomware is bad now? Wait until it infects CPUs License Plate Reader Company Flock Is Building a Massive People Lookup Tool, Leak Shows VPN owner shows buyer’s remorse; claims was unaware of lifetime subscriptions Why MFA is getting easier to bypass and what to do about it The Junk Drawer: 3M Settles New Jersey's 'Forever Chemicals' Contamination Lawsuit For $450 Million Thousands of Starbucks baristas strike over new dress code Last Call: EAST TENNESSEE EARTHQUAKE RANKS AMONG STRONGEST IN REGION’S HISTORY Metallica's 'Enter Sandman' Performance Registers Seismic Activity Joe Don Baker, star of 'Walking Tall' and James Bond films, dies at 89 Software glitch inadvertently cancels thousands of Oklahoma marijuana business licenses Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! Mama T We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix or PhoneBoy Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App .


