The C-Ticket Podcast

It's that time of year again, when we get together to watch everyone's favorite fictional universe-spanning holiday retelling, A Muppet Christmas... wait, what? No Muppets? What the fuck are we even doing here man? Ok...

Nick and James are coming to sit on your laps and tell YOU what they want from theme parks this holiday season! Will they be tangible items? Will they agree? Who's to say? One thing is for certain - they will never get...

James and Katie went to the OG theme park - the Happiest Place on Earth, Disneyland! Well, they did it like three months ago at this point but now we finally have time to talk about it! Don't forget to like, subscribe...

"Yo-ho!"...would be a very rude way to get your server's attention. Nick went to Disney's all-new pirate-themed bar and had a rollicking good time! Hear all about the drinks, the service, and Dancing With the Stars...

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. Nick is officially a Horror Nights convert! Hear all about his trip to Universal to experience the worlds of Freddy Fazbear, Freddy Fallout, and Freddy Wyatt. Don't forget to like...

Nicky's getting a little too hyped for Halloween Horror Nights, so to curtail his dangerous levels of enthusiasm, the boys decided to look to the past rather than the future. Dive down the cliched magician's rabbit hole...

The Spook-Ticket comes to Patreon with a kind of defunct, kind of scary attraction that has gone through so many iterations that not even Nick can keep track of them, and he had notes! Don't forget to like, subscribe...

Magic Mirror on the wall, what's the okayest podcast of them all? Probably this one, where the boys review an okay show with some okay music in an okay amount of time. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review...

Boo! Did we scare you? I know we did. Haunt Szn is BACK! (Well, in Orlando it's been back for like a month and a half already but now it's REALLY back!) And the boys are here for a rundown of the offerings at...

In the only major news item in September 2025 thus far, an as-yet unknown suspect dressed in scuba gear robbed the Paddlefish restaurant at Disney Springs and presumably escaped underwater. That's so insane we simply...

We heard you like tournaments. So we did a little tournament outside of tournament time. The boys a breaking down the Disney castles! Not with battering rams, but with words. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate...

California, here we come! Well, James is coming at least. He's always coming. The world's most vulgar theme park podcaster is heading out west for a brief romp through Uncle Walt's old stomping grounds. Nick is here to...

The podcast is always greener in somebody else's feed, but is the NEW puppet-heavy Little Mermaid show at Hollywood Studios better than the OLD puppet-heavy Little Mermaid show at Hollywood Studios? Nick saw the new...

Uh-oh, Nicky hungie!!!! Ol' picky Nick ate around the Universe and is here to tell the tale of some delicious chicken, handheld mac & cheese, and a pretty average burger. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review...

The episode James has been waiting for is finally here. We hope it doesn't SUCKKKKK BLEGHHHHHH VAMPIRE NOISES. Hear all about the best ride at Epic Universe, some spooktacular meet and greets, and a land built entirely...

J.K. Rowling sucks shit, we know this. But there's no denying the architectural magic behind Universal's latest land themed after the boy who lived. Hear all about the overrated elevator ride, the Evil Circus Redux, and...

We, my friends, have a podcast. C-Ticket's EPIC Summer rolls on as Nick takes you soaring through his favorite land on the back of a majestic glide- err...racer? I don't know, the naming conventions are a little...

Let's-a go to Epic Universe for another week of C-Ticket's EPIC Summer! The boys are warping up and laying pipe for a mushroom-tastic trip to Super Nintendo World! Full of coins, shells, and WAY too much shit going on...

Nick, James, and their close personal friend Vincent Various welcome you to Celestial Park - the recently gentrified hub of interdimensional travel colonized - err, discovered by Vinny V. himself! Hear all about...

Okay - now THIS is epic! That's right folks! Nicky boy has seen the promised land - he's been to Epic Universe, and he's bringing YOU the exclusive scoop all summer long! Buuuut before he can do that, he has to get down...

The boys have a busy few weeks so they're letting you peek behind the paywall with this preview of the Patreon! Once you're done admiring that alliteration, hop on over there to check out more episodes like this!...

No more music. No more lights. No more Muppet show tonight. The curtain has officially come down on both Muppet*Vision 3D and PizzeRizzo, coincidentally our two hosts' respective favorite theme park attractions in...

Uh-oh! The boys are fighting again! James took a trip to Florida for an audition and there were a few points of contention. Hear all about James' rental car debacle, his weird hotel shower, and a disappointing lack of...

Universal spared no expense in delivering one of the greatest coasters on Earth, but has science gone too far? Well, the genetically engineered dinos are okay. We're talking about podcasts. Should they be illegal? More...

After several years (and "billions and billions of dollars") Universal has FINALLY opened the first major domestic theme park since 2001, and they had to celebrate in truly EPIC fashion - with a kinda janky 4+ hour live...