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Book 3, Ch 13: Cidney Kovorski
Dec 8, 2025·—
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Send us a text Queztopo is right outside of BEAM HQ. Charlie and Cidney rendezvous with him to find out why. A lot of things distract them. Support the show You can find me on: YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

Book 3, Ch 12: Cidney Kovorski
Dec 1, 2025·—
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Send us a text Two days into the evacuation of the entire country, Cidney turns to a very unlikely person as a potential source for some help. Support the show You can find me on: YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

Book 3, Ch 11: Cidney Kovorski
Nov 24, 2025·—
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Send us a text If Jaxon is actually not in control of his own body now...what do we do about it? The BEAM crew that's left over gathers to discuss options. Support the show You can find me on: YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

Book 3, Ch 10: Cidney Kovorski
Nov 10, 2025·—
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Send us a text Charlie and Cidney face off with Jaxon to see if he's really lost his mind or if something else has taken it. And the thing that's taken it really likes talking about himself. Support the show You can find me on: YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

Book 3, Ch 9: Cidney Kovorski
Nov 5, 2025·—
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Send us a text The whole team reels in the wake of Jaxon's big meltdown. But IS it actually Jaxon? (Sorry for the delay this week. I'm gonna blame uh....Daylight Savings Time.) Support the show You can find me on: YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

Book 3: Interlude 1
Oct 27, 2025·—
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Send us a text The Failsafe has come a long way! Is it enough to rectify the cataclysm? Support the show You can find me on: YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

Book 3, Ch 8: Jaxon Teaque
Oct 20, 2025·—
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Send us a text Jaxon has set himself a foul task. Will he follow through, or realize it's simply not in his nature? Support the show You can find me on: YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

Book 3, Ch 7: Jaxon Teaque
Oct 13, 2025·—
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Send us a text Things go bad. Jaxon has a shitty idea of how to feel better about it. Support the show You can find me on: YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

Book 3, Ch 6: Jaxon Teaque
Oct 6, 2025·—
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Send us a text The triumvirate are reunited and ready to take Howard Prophit down for good. (Sorry I missed last week, my brother got married) Support the show You can find me on: YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

Book 3, Ch 5: Jaxon Teaque
Sep 22, 2025·—
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Send us a text Charlie is back, the triumvirate is reunited. So...what now? Support the show You can find me on: YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

Book 3, Ch 4: Jaxon Teaque
Sep 15, 2025·—
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Send us a text Charlie and Jaxon are finally reunited. Things are not quite as smooth as either of them probably hoped. Support the show You can find me on: YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

Book 3, Ch 3: Jaxon Teaque
Sep 8, 2025·—
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Send us a text Jaxon goes to the White House to meet up with Howard Prophit for some seemingly unimportant thing, but gets some very important news in the process and then...reacts to it. Support the show You can find me on: YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

Book 3, Ch 2: Jaxon Teaque
Sep 1, 2025·—
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Send us a text Jaxon attempts to live a safe, normal, happy day in a world without Charlie. But he just can't escape her everywhere he goes. Support the show You can find me on: YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

Book 3, Ch 1: Jaxon Teaque
Aug 25, 2025·—
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Send us a text It's been almost two years since Charlie mysteriously disappeared. BEAM stuff is quiet, Murphy's retiring, Howie's taken over the world, and Jaxon's still handling it all pretty poorly. Support the show You can find me on: YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

Book 3: Prologue
Aug 18, 2025·—
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Send us a text Life's pretty tough when you don't really know where you are or who you are...or when you are? Book 3 begins next week, August 25th! Support the show You can find me on: YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

2.28: Jaxon Teaque
Apr 14, 2025·—
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Send us a text Charlie makes good on her promise to Howie. Jaxon doesn't handle it so well. Support the show You can find me on: YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

2.27 Charlie Shayde
Apr 7, 2025·—
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Send us a text Charlie wakes in the middle of the night to find Howard Prophit's in her apartment. They talk about the future. Support the show You can find me on: YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

2.26: Cidney Kovorski
Mar 31, 2025·—
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Send us a text The triumvirate (plus Phyl) venture downstairs to check out Charlie's brain. It's remarkable how little has actually changed through this entire year... Support the show You can find me on: YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

2.25: Jaxon Teaque
Mar 24, 2025·—
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Send us a text It's Monday and Jaxon typically visits Tyler Foone on Monday. But Tyler did kill Jaxon AND Charlie last week, so this meeting is probably going to be a bit touchy. Support the show You can find me on: YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

2.24: Charlie Shayde
Mar 17, 2025·—
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Send us a text So things got twisted and depressing last time, let's have a fucking press conference. Support the show You can find me on: YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

2.23: Charlie Shayde
Mar 10, 2025·—
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Send us a text Charlie wakes up in a room she's never been in before, in a body that isn't in the greatest condition, and Howard Prophit is sitting at the end of her bed waiting to talk. Support the show You can find me on: YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

2.22: Cidney Kovorski
Mar 3, 2025·—
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Send us a text Foone is ready to duke it out with Charlie and Cidney. But this is sort of an awkward battle. Because both parties are sort of just here to make sure Jaxon's alive. So they're fighting but like...why are they fighting? Support the show You can find me on: YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

2.21: Charlie Shayde
Feb 17, 2025·—
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Send us a text Jaxon died (again) and Charlie is...just slightly upset about it. Recklessly upset. She makes some pretty dumb calls. Support the show You can find me on: YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

2.20 Jaxon Teaque
Feb 3, 2025·—
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Send us a text Tyler Foone is out of his dungeon lockup and he's blue. I feel like that's kind of all I need to say. Support the show You can find me on: YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

2.19 Jaxon Teaque
Jan 27, 2025·—
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Send us a text The post Leper world is...actually kind of boring. Stuff goes back to normal. Things are easy. Almost too easy... Support the show You can find me on: YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart


