Halfway To Middle Aged

Christmas Edition! Everything We Learned About Being Clean on YouTube… It Halfway Backfired

Dec 26, 2025·—

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Send us a text 🎄 JINGLE BROS SPECIAL! | Holiday Laughs & Clean Comedy Gift Drop 🎄 Welcome to a festive episode of the Halfway to Middle Aged Podcast — where Uncle Vernmo and J-Bone bring holiday cheer, no bad words...

Uncle Vernmo Gets Schooled—Again! 😂 | Halfway to Middle Aged Episode #49

Aug 18, 2025·—

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Send us a text In this fresh episode of **Halfway to Middle Aged**, J‑Bone (21) hilariously tries to school Uncle Vernmo (46) on [TOPIC OF EPISODE]—but in true podcast fashion, the tables swiftly turn. Get ready for: ✅...

J‑Bone Schools Vernmo on Crypto & Craziest Podcast Roasts💥Halfway To Middle Aged Podcast Episode #48

Jul 23, 2025·—

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Send us a text In this spicy episode of Halfway to Middle Aged, J‑Bone (21) tries to teach Uncle Vernmo (46) everything he (thinks he) knows about **crypto, meme coins, NFTs**, and then *instantly* roasts him in a...

Nephew ROASTS Uncle Over Dating Apps 🤣 | Halfway to Middle Aged Podcast Episode #47

Jul 22, 2025·—

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Send us a text In this episode of Halfway to Middle Aged, 21‑year‑old nephew J-Bone hilariously ROASTS his 46‑year‑old Uncle Vernmo over dating app etiquette, awkward midlife moves, and those “back in my day” rants...

#40 Kanye West, camera malfunctions, and a lot of laughs! #Podcast

May 7, 2025·—

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Send us a text Welcome to episode number 40 of the Halfway To Middle Aged podcast! On this latest episode, we talk about Kanye West latest news, the Popes passing the latest TikTok trends. Sorry for all the camera...

#37 Our second annual St. Paddy’s day Episode with live audience!

Apr 8, 2025·—

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Send us a text second annual St. Patrick’s Day episode, Halfway To Middle Aged podcast!! if it’s your first time joining us thank you if you are the return fan, thank you so much. We decided to invite some of our...

Episode #36 Top Adam Sandler movies + Are you a fan of carnivals??

Apr 8, 2025·—

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Send us a text Welcome episode number 36 of the Halfway To Middle Aged podcast! If it’s your first time joining us, thank you we hope you enjoy the show. If you are return listener, we appreciate you so much! On this...

#26 Megan Fox Subservience: Can we make our own AI helper??- Christmas over eating & traditions!

Jan 29, 2025·—

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Send us a text Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted, middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke...

#27 Pornhub top keyword search by States + Unrealistic New Years Resolutions and Squid Games is back

Jan 29, 2025·—

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Send us a text Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted, middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke...

#28 Dry January and it feels so good! Post shots massive weight gain + Superman 2025 Trailer!!

Jan 29, 2025·—

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Send us a text Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted, middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke...

#29 The Basement Yard favorite moments, Bathroom hygiene, $50 Gift card giveaway, Sauna Stories

Jan 29, 2025·—

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Send us a text Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted, middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke...

#30!! Vernon loves a hot water Bidet much to J-Bone's amusement. Super Bowl picks & breakfast faves!

Jan 29, 2025·—

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Send us a text We model ourselves after the basement yard, bad friends, two bears one cave, whiskey ginger. Hilarious podcast so we strive to be as funny as one day. We are an uncle/nephew duo navigating this world...

#18 We do a Halloween countdown! Who won?? Are Reese's peanut butter cups overrated?

Nov 27, 2024·—

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Send us a text Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted, middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sex 22-year-old nephew joke...

#15 The boys play would you rather and do some countdowns and a private parts draft 😂😂

Nov 26, 2024·—

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Send us a text The ‪@HalfwayToMiddleAged‬ podcast boys J-Bone and Vernon are back at it for episode 15! On this episode they discuss the regions with the biggest penis's, play would you rather and do a private part...

#17 ‪Halfway To Middle Aged‬ The Boys do a Reddit reaction video + their hilarious countdowns

Nov 25, 2024·—

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Send us a text Thanks again for tuning into yet another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast! We are thrilled for each and every subscriber that we have picked up and really appreciate each and everyone of you!...

#22 Nearly died in Nashville's CMA award show! Kurt Angle our biggest fan? WWE watch along Giveaway

Nov 24, 2024·—

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Send us a text Episode number 22 of the Halfway to middle-aged Podcast! This episode Vernon and J-Bone discuss their weeks and everything funny that happened to them. The duo split up this week has Vernon went to the...

#21 Tyson VS. Paul +Venom 3 Thoughts and WWE Survivor Series War Games Give Away and Watch Along!

Nov 23, 2024·—

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Send us a text Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway there. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of...