Fin vs History

Mummy’s premiership is on the brink, when a fascist invasion of a Model Village on our very very southern border brings Mags a path to redemption The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 - WWII (reprise) 08:16 - Britain’s Southern border 10:31 - The History of Falklands 14:45 - Argentina’s Daddy issues 18:10 - Permanent DofE 21:20 - Military Junta 27:33 - Giving it the biggun 29:22 - The Whisky General 37:24 - Don’t mess with the British Antarctica Survey 39:35 - Flicked Mummy’s tit 41:43 - Operation Rosario 43:50 - Governor Hunt 46:06 - Radio DJ live streams the invasion 49:03 - Mummy lets the dads loose Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In 1979 Britain had unemployment fever, and then Margaret Mummy Thatcher came along and gave us so much calpol we OD’d. Part 1 of 6 The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 - Mummy’s home 06:53 - Margret Hilda Roberts 11:45 - Thatchers woke dad 15:13 - Dangerously self-opinionated 18:05 - The flood gates have opened 21:13 - Milk snatcher 24:50 - Thatcher as party leader 27:06 - Iron Lady 31:22 - First female PM, are you wet? 35:43 - Britain be shopping 39:43 - Thatcherism 45:32 - Bobby Sands 49:02 - Ronnie and Mags 51:46 - Not looking good until… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh Ludwig van Beethoven: the thinking incel's composer. How did a smelly, almost certainly autistic virgin come to produce music still listened to today? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters; 00:00 OG keyboard warrior05:00 Permanently smug10:48 Auxtistic14:41 Germany were romantic17:05 Teen years22:53 Beethovens got no Riz28:31 Blue balled to funk33:31 Spunk coming out of his ears38:15 Da Da Da Dymmm40:26 Creepy uncle42:47 Burning the files45:48 9th Symphony (Ode to a Young boy)48:19 Music bump51:11 Für Elise Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Amadeus Mozart: The child genius, responsible for the some of the greatest music humanity ever produced, as well as what can only be described as an ode to rimming. He was Austrian, after all. The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters; 00:00 Fruity wigs 06:21 Ass and titties08:48 He/Hyms12:45 Tiger mum 16:52 Austria-Netherlands 20:02 Mozart on Tour 25:39 Castrati 30:49 Mozart goes freelance 34:41 Scatology 40:03 Symphony No. 4041:55 The Requiem 48:02 Freud again Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Mafia (part 2) | W.O.P. Having been smashed by Mussolini, the Mafia rebuild in Prohibiton America, but not before they’ve given the Statue of Liberty a good goosing Tickets for Fin's 2026 Stand-up Tour now onsale fintaylorcomedy.komi.io The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon patreon.com/fintaylor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Mafia (Part 1) | Natural Born Killers Who Kiss Their Mum On The Mouth What was it about 19th Century Sicily that allowed greasy mummies’ boys to form the most notorious organised crime syndicate in history? Tickets for Fin's 2026 Stand-Up Tour now onsale at fintaylorcomedy.komi.io The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon patreon.com/fintaylor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

With dead dogs and Russian women floating through space, the American Nazis at Nasa start to pull ahead in the contest to land man on the moon- but not before the Zambian Space Programme enters the race. The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon. ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: CHAPTERS: 00:00 - One Small Dick For Him 05:08 - Astronauts are Boring 10:37 - Prostate’s Knackered 16:10 - First Woman in Space 20:15 - Spacewalking & Spacedogging 25:05 - Clangers Land Acknowledgement 29:40 - Dark Horse of the Space Race 34:03 - Apollo 7/8 and 9/11 37:11 - Posh Wanks in Space 40:17 - Man’s Greatest Achievement 44:51 - The Other Moon Landings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

As the 2nd World War drew to a close, the Nazis’ rocket programme would form the basis of Man’s quest to conquer space. But why is this always framed as a race between the USA and the USSR, when Hitler got there first? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 - The Sauna of Nazi Science 06:55 - Rocket Botherer 10:25 - Hitler on Drums 14:12 - Cool/Nasty 22:40 - Operations Paper Clip 28:14 - Soviet Strap on 32:09 - Sputnik 1 36:47 - RIP Laika 43:10 - Make Mars Our Bin 49:01 - The Overview Effect 54:40 - Micropenis Learning Support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. Brought to you by Peter Christian- for free shipping on high quality British Tailoring this Christmas, go to www.peterchristian.co.uk and enter the code FVH at checkout For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 Essex Black Tie 05:09 The Gregorysphere 11:24 Turpin’s On One 17:00 The Hunt for Dick Continues 21:19 Tracing a White Horse 26:37 Turpin Flees to Yorkshire 31:31 Orange Roles for Orange Actors 36:08 You Couldn’t Write It 42:01 Dick’s Execution 47:42 The Kryptonite of a Highwayman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 Gautism and Blautism 04:05 Dick Turnip 09:12 Golden Age of the Highwayman 17:25 Pooey Cuffs 24:09 To Bribe a Horse Botherer 27:36 The Bad Samaritan 30:47 The Human Cry 33:34 Rizwan Turban 38:29 The Essex Gang 44:05 Joseph Lawrence Attack & Capture 49:39 You Can’t Park There Mate Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

As the American War of Independence kicks off, Britain needs to find a new sewer - and in Hawaii, Captain Cook finally gets Cooked. The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 He just loves maps 05:58 Himbo Island 10:54 Botany Bay Penal Colony 11:29 Banks and Prisons 18:47 Orgy on Arrival 25:04 Antarctic Exploration 31:23 Poisonous Pufferfish and Scurvy 36:01 One Last Job 42:09 Cook Gets Cooked 50:44 Leave It Alone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How did Captain Cook, the so-called founding father of White Australia and a boring map dweeb with an ugly wife, end up getting cancelled as the symbol of colonialism? Order your Fin Taylor Christmas Crackers at comedycrackers.co.uk The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 Australia is Marbella 06:59 Not Spending Any More Time On It 13:52 Pastry Chasers 18:43 Cook King 22:46 The Seven Years' War 27:17 The Hydrographer 30:41 A Real Plant Botherer 37:36 Landfall in Tahiti 44:41 Wifebeating Ground Zero 47:50 Raisins, all of them Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Regime falls, and yet Pol takes his boys back to the Jungle and carries on as before. Is this the most unsatisfying end to a dictator in history? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 No problem 04:58 Shutting Up Shop 09:32 Pot calling the kettle Chinese 13:13 The Banality of Anal 18:06 Pol’s Personal life 21:01 70s nostalgia 24:04 Failed embalming (Pol Pong) 30:34 Paul Potts 31:30 What has Charlie Learnt? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Now in power, the Khmer Rouge get to work eradicating everyone with glasses with a strike rate that is truly Aguero-esque The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 Jungle Peter Pan 03:54 Year 0 09:57 Cambodia Becomes Hackney 13:46 Your Life is Your Spoon 18:47 Impure Intellectuals 21:34 Agüero of Genocides 23:57 Original Squid Game 31:00 French Cricket Originates Here 37:10 I Was Going Through a Rough Patch 44:16 Pol Pot Emerges Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Cambodia is served a ten course tasting menu of fire from above, before Pol Pot tells an entire city to f*ck off The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 - Communism is Boring 04:11 - Political Potty 08:05 - Pol Gets Cucked 13:44 - I’m a Communist Keep Me In Here19:11 - Rightwing Military Poo 25:00 - Napalm Set Menu31:20 - Leader of the FUNK 34:22 - Imagine There’s No Money 38:06 - Lon Nol has a stroke 42:07 - Everyone Out Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How did a smiley boy who was good at volleying footballs become the monster behind the Cambodian Genocide? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters; 00:00 Sex Tour Duty 04:57 Ladyman 08:11 The French Get Involved 12:49 God King Monivong 16:50 Trans Swindon 21:09 Jungle Blair 27:41 The First Indochinese War 34:50 Cambodia Gains Independence 40:10 Milked in the Palace 44:27 Rice Farmer with a Scissor Kick 48:04 Pol’s Nailing It Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Caligula makes a miraculous recovery from his deathbed, only to re-emerge madder, bloodier, and Chinese-ier than ever. The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 Caligula Bounces Back 05:07 Boss Bemp and Bordon Ramsey 09:10 You’ve Pushed My Incest Button 14:58 Please Just Wipe Me 18:17 Male Bonnie Blue 23:53 Caligula’s Humiliations and Punishments 31:18 Deep Sea Pum 37:03 God of Boners and Pub Snacks 40:40 Toiletbaiting 46:19 Assassination Plot 49:53 Chinese Paedo Lasagne Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠⁠⁠surfshark.com/fvh Caligula is infamous as a byword for tyranny, but was it his fault or was someone just pushing the wrong buttons in his head? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 A Potted History of Rome 06:44 German Thrasher 13:15 Bootykins on Tour 18:25 Germanicus poisoned 22:24 Paedo Island 29:36 OG Epstein Dies 33:15 Caligula’s Honeymoon Period 38:03 Height of Roman Blood Sports 42:38 Emperor in Drag 47:25 Brass Tax 51:31 Caligula’s Chinese Paedo Button Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

When do humans start farming and why does Graham Hancock think people 60,000 years ago could fly? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 - Diary of a CEOoga Booga 08:40 - Early Mesolithic Era 15:23 - Göbeklitepe 21:09 - The long Road to Clarkson’s Farm 25:08 - Personal Fat Shamer 30:06 - The Fertile Crescent & Circumcision 34:33 - First Cities 39:07 - Start the Boats 42:52 - End of the Stone Age Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠⁠surfshark.com/fvh How did Prehistoric Homo Sapiens win out over Neanderthals, and was it simply because the Neanderthals were autistic? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 Ugo history 07:18 - lots of homos 13:44 - homo errectus 19:11 - Homo Hobbit 22:27 - Neanderthals and amateur phrenology 27:41 - the prodigal producer returns 30:03 - dinner party convo 33:26 - f*cking or fighting 38:22 - Homo sapiens 45:45 - Early page 3 48:43 - The end of an era Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How does Matthew Perry end up restoring the emperor of Japan? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor 00:00 Tokugawa He Emits Poo 07:11 Role of Daimyo 15:24 The Original Weeb 20:00 Closed Country Policy 28:48 Origin Story of Matthew Perry 34:24 kabuki minstrel show / sumo 36:27 Sippy Cup Privileges 39:10 She’s an Easy Peeler 44:31 Imperial Restoration Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠surfshark.com/fvh As war turns to peace, the Japanese find they have more time to shove anthropods up themselves The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters; 00:00 Hideyoshi is baking 6:48 The OG Korean War 14:17 Not My Words 21:02 Edophilia 24:45 #comeonethal 29:03 Dual Nature of Japan 34:53 Cool Japania 41:03 Theatre is too horny 46:35 Golden age of Geisha 52:26 Stick a nappy on em 55:01 Turned on by Loyalty Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 The Suicidal 60s 04:55 Militant Buddhism 09:52 Siege of Mount Hiei 12:58 Ieyasu's Plea 15:31 Nagashino Killzone 22:25 The Age of the Ninja 27:36 Nobunaga’s Great Unifiers 34:07 Bald Rat Coup 39:37 Prime Minister Yoshi 44:08 Hostage Exchange Alliance Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠surfshark.com/fvh Part 1: Accent fans, rejoice: we’re in feudal Japan, which it turns out was Upside Down land. The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor 00:00 Accent Fans Rejoice 06:50 Emperor Teapot 13:47 Mongol Invasions 16:05 Synchronised Seppuku 17:38 Incel Heroes 23:34 Real Mates Chop Their Mate's Head Off 26:52 Wakashudō 34:35 One Long Star Mode 41:07 Goldicocks and the Three Bears 47:24 Nobunaga’s in Charge Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's the finale of our Titanic series on Britain's post-war decline, and we reach Jim Callaghan and the Winter of Discontent. There are rubbish bags and corpses piling up in the streets. Everyone's on strike. Lads; it's time for mummy to come and pick you up. The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor 0:00 Bombay to Bombay Mix 06:28 Scum Valhalla 11:38 Chesticles 3000 15:19 Nationalise Porn 19:58 Callaghan Invents the Zebra Crossing 23:10 Two Toilets Meet 27:40 Live Laugh Love Pact 28:30 Trans Taylor 32:58 The Winter of Discontent 40:03 Crisis? What Crisis? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices