Dispatches From Myrtle Beach

Charles and Link virtually reunite after seeing each other briefly over Thanksgiving. Link discusses wanting to see how long his beard can grow into 2026, and Charles serenades Link with "Santa Baby" as a sexy elf. Plus, Charles talks about how Nancy's surgery went, and gives updates on her cancer journey. C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles and Link try to solve riddles sent in to them, and Charles gets hilariously tricked by one. Charles tries to identify modern items in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?", and tells a great Neal family story involving tension over butterbeans. C’mon and have a good time with us! Doohickeys: The Life Of A Showgirl Album Butt Plugs Minion To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles gives a holler-out to a wildland fire patrolman and his wife. The two watch some impressive (and not so impressive) paint hack videos, and decide if Nana sounds like Treetrunks from the cartoon "Adventure Time". Plus, Charles gives a stern talking to to a listener's boyfriend just won't do the dishes. C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy Thanksgiving, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link discuss what they're grateful for this year, and react to unseen photos of Charles Sr. (Link's grandad) sent in by a listener. Plus, the two say what smells they would erase from existence if they could, and Charles talks about his secrets to a long life. C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles gives an update on Nancy's upcoming surgery, and tells Link about the 2025 Neal Family reunion that he wasn't able to attend. Plus, Link explains the real reason why he wants Lando to get his driver's license, and Charles tries to pronounce luxury fashion brands. C’mon and have a good time with us! Pronunciation List: Hermès Chanel Balenciaga Louis Vuitton Yves Saint Laurent Gucci To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's 11/11, make a wish Myrtle Beasts!! The two react to a paint reel and the viral "buttery flaky crust" video, and Charles sees the picture of Rhett & Link hugging nude for the first time. Plus, Charles tells a hilarious grade school detention story, and the two play another round of the Southern Slang Game. C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles and Link give a tattoo artist, who is tired of the usual small talk, some conversation starter ideas. Charles gets a spam email from someone who he thinks is named Peetrick. Plus, the two discuss how they navigate their religious differences as father and son, and share which movie universe they'd want to live in. C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy Hallo-week, Myrtle Beasts! Charles shows off his Halloween costume, and sets the mood with a spooooky story (that he tells in the dark). Link updates Charles on the Ear Biscuits hiatus, and welcomes any potential new listeners. Plus, the two recap Good Mythical Evening and react to Charles' incredible acting role, and Charles helps a mom with a Halloween costume dilemma. C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles and Link give a heartfelt holler out, and find a halloween decoration that looks just like Charles. Charles tells Link about his times skipping school to go cliff jumping, and Link reveals he has very similar stories. Plus, the two call Nana to test her knowledge of the local cliff shenanigans, and Charles performs another incredible impression of Link. C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles gives some news on Nancy's health, and discusses how they're dealing with the process. The two grade a listener's barbecue, and react to a Lily Vs. Link video. Plus, Charles answers where he would live if he couldn't live in South Carolina, and what one thing he would bring back from the 'ole days. C’mon and have a good time with us! Join us in supporting the fight against breast cancer at https://www.komen.org/. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles recaps his time at the SOS Festival, and tells Link about his trip to Pennsylvania to see Noah's Ark. Link talks about his experience at a music festival near D.C. with his family. Plus, the two react to the first-ever Trader Joe's opening in Myrtle Beach, and Charles' tries to pronounce different cheeses from the popular grocery chain. C’mon and have a good time with us! Trader Joe's video Pronunciation List: Gouda White Queso Dip Parmigiano Reggiano Brie Cheddar & Gruyere To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s our last in-person episode of 2025! Charles gives his opinions on what other tradesmen and women are like, and what they think of painters. The two reminisce on some of their favorite toys from childhood which were, of course, dangerous. Charles confronts scam callers and telemarketers, and reacts to Labubus for the first time. Plus, we bring back the Southern Slang game for some fun as all get-out! C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles and Link discuss driving Lincoln's sports car to the office. Charles gives a holler out to the famous shag club in Myrtle Beach, Fat Harold's. The two react to a paint show from the '90s that's been going viral on the internet, a blind man attempting to paint a wall, and the lie detector test that Rhett & Link gave their moms years ago. Plus, Charles confronts a cheater in another edition of "I'll Help Ya Get Out Of The Woods!" C’mon and have a good time with us! Reels: 90s Painting Ladies Blind Man Tries Painting Link's Southern Accent To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Neal boys are reunited at last! Charles joins Link in LA with quite a splash, appearing as his famous GMM Gen Z alter ego, Chaz. The two recap their visit together so far, which included an eventful evening fixing Lily's sink. Plus, "Charles Roan" performs another hit song, and Chaz interviews for a job at Mythical in "Let's Roleplay!" C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles gets ready for his visit to Los Angeles. The two watch new paint hack videos, react to a fan's tattoo that Link designed, and talk being at the hospital for their kids' births. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce Trader Joe's products. C’mon and have a good time with us! Paint Hack Videos: youtube.com/shorts/EHLE1a9cTIQ youtube.com/shorts/spHq5JxkruI Pronunciation List: Pork Gyoza Potstickers Chipotle Vegetable Quesadillas Beef Birria Thai Style Red Curry Sauce Ube Ice Cream To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Guess what, Myrtle Beasts?! Charles is going to LA again! The two get ready for his big trip to California, and discuss some of the things they have planned. Plus, Charles reacts to more comments about himself from the internet, and shares a wild story in another edition of "Don't Tell Nana!" C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles surprises Link with another incredible Charles Roan performance, and Nana pops in to say hello. Plus, Charles recaps Lily's big visit to Myrtle Beach, and shares some unfortunate news about his lifelong friend, Banjo. C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles gets ready for Lily's visit to Myrtle Beach, and the two react to a bumper sticker seen by a listener in South Carolina. Plus, Charles helps a dad pronounce Starbucks orders, assists in a burrito dilemma, and attempts to spell diarrhea in another edition of "I'll Help You Get Out of the Woods!" C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles and Link read a stand-out Apple Podcast review from a listener, and the two react to some recent hilarious moments from GMM. Plus, Charles answers a mailbag question about past “lovers”, and the two share some of their favorite memories of their moms. C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Link recaps his family trip to Ireland, including his trouble with obeying speed limits and newfound obsession with sheepherding. Charles tells Link all about his experience meeting Howie Mandel backstage, and talks about a recent fan encounter on his Belch Life golf cart. Plus, Link has an interesting roadside bbq sauce experience. C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles serenades Link with "Pink Pony Club", and the two have another fun call with Nana. Plus, Charles tries to identify items in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?", and the two react to a fan's GMM themed proposal. C’mon and have a good time with us! Doohickies: Magic Wand Crocs Red Light Therapy Mask Rhett In Drag (Whett) To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles discusses his strange nightmare about Link's hair, and then reacts to an old Rhett & Link video of "skin walling." They go over some different names for grandparents that kids come up with, as well as reminisce about games from childhood's past. Plus, they react to an article about paint that sweats! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles provides life-saving bbq to some Myrtle Beach lifeguards. Link reacts to Charles looking ripped in a photo. Charles tells Link about his recent trip to Williamsburg, and Link recaps Lily’s college graduation and move. Plus, the two listen to a funny voicemail from an Ear Biscuits listener about Charles. C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles and Link give their opinions on some paint reels. Charles tells the story of when he accidentally set himself on fire, and the messy aftermath. Plus, Charles auditions as the voice of Siri and Alexa (I mean, who wouldn’t want Charles as their Siri voice?). C’mon and have a good time with us! Paint Reels: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1383230942729503 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJNNMqeuapR/?igsh=MTdidjM5NHJrY2hiMQ%3D%3D To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles surprises Link with yet another wig and Billie Eilish song, and it of course, did not disappoint. Plus, the two react to comments about Charles from the internet, and Charles dubs over Link's iconic horse licking moment from GMM. C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices