Dead Men Talking

Dave Longley’s here so it’s obviously a very spicy one. DeadMeet tickets are out now, go and buy some! Go and listen to Dave’s podcast! Come to our live podcast tour! Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead!...

Mick Miller regales us with tales from his time working with Tommy Cooper and playing football for Stanley Matthews. Rob gets shit in his eye. Tickets for DeadMeet26 are out now! Support us on Patreon and join the Army...

It’s a very dwarf heavy episode this week. Sky Sports have been misogynistic and we simply cannot have that. Freddy has a Christmas rule. DeadMeet26 tickets are out 28 November on Patreon! The best comedy festival in...

We’re still reeling from the Terry Christian episode. A Haitian woman makes a bed out of hot pot. We try and order a guillotine.Come to our live podcast tour! us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive...

Jon Parkin from Undr The Cosh joins us to talk about his life in football, fake dogs, crufts for fat people and spicy cornflakes. Undr The Cosh: Come to our live podcast tour!

Ray Bradshaw is guest host because Rob is selfishly taking his baby’s side. We invent yet another gameshow, mock the deaf and talk about poo. It’s classic Dead Men, you’d never even know Rob wasn’t here! Come to our...

One of the best comics in the world Tom Stade describes why he got Rob into gambling and how to cook gourmet meals in hotel rooms Go and see Tom on tour! Come to our live podcast tour! deadmentalkpod.com Support us on...

Barry Dodds doesn’t want to talk about ghosts, but he does anyway. Someone’s had too many cola bottles. A fuse thief walks among us.Come to our live podcast tour! Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead!...

Ears last week. Now we’re on eggs. Freddy needs to work on his pillaging. Tom’s had an old man’s birthday. Some lovely Eid songs in this one. Come to our live podcast tour! Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the...

This one is ears heavy. Freddy makes a silly bet. Come to our live podcast tour! Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view...

Joe K. Police (who definitely isn’t part of the joke police) makes sure all of our jokes are well within the boundaries of what’s acceptable. A woman’s bunk beds are getting in the way, but that’s fine, it’s within the...

Jamie Hutchinson introduces the world to dip pigs. Come to our live podcast tour! And see Rob’s stand up tour! Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels...

Freddy and Alfie go for an intellectual brunch. A woman gets scammed by an astronaut and a man enjoys himself too much at Korn Come to our live podcast tour! And see Rob’s stand up tour!

Jack Devaney aka Worldaroundewe is BACK! And he’s brought disgusting presents! He’s also brought a very dark story which probably should have been left for Patreon. Not for the faint hearted this one. Use DEADMEN25 to...

Phil’s hear to talk about his Japanese toilet seat (Japanese toilet seat), shoddily painted England flags and try and organise a heist Check out Phil’s video: Come to our live podcast tour! And see Rob’s stand up tour!...

Someone has complained about Freddy in the gym. Rob urges everyone to steal.Come to our live podcast tour! see Rob’s stand up tour! us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to...

Thomas Green tells us about growing up in a cult. Someone has a walk out at an Edinburgh show and for some reason that’s news. Tom really struggles to read. If only he had glasses? DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! Come...

Seann Walsh learns about Jamaica. Tom reveals his favourite song. Rob has a ridiculous number of plants and an even more ridiculous way to water them. DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! Come to our live podcast tour! And...

Rob’s been to a non-binary wedding and had a lovely old time. Freddy gets in trouble looking at a watch. A gay guy claims he’s not gay despite being pretty gay. Someone mis-uses a mini horse. DeadMeet25 tickets are out...

Rachel Fairburn stands up for Oasis. We have some weird crushes. DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! Come to our live podcast tour! And see Rob’s stand up tour! Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy...

Gregg Wallace has been a naughty boy and you better believe we’re gonna talk about it. Tom makes a friend with a fart. DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! Come to our live podcast tour! And see Rob’s stand up tour! Support...

Daniel Sloss joins us as we reflect on the SHOCKING news about Thomas Partey! Plus we wonder why men are so obsessive and laugh at football fans dressed as bananas. DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! Come to our live...

Freddy’s had his gallbladder out but annoyingly we’re not allowed to eat it because of WOKE. There’s some great socks chat. A dog has no bumhole (for now) DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! Come to our live podcast tour!...

Kay Nicholson can’t drive but doesn’t want to talk about. Freddy has a holy trinity of McDonalds. DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! Come to our live podcast tour! And see Rob’s stand up tour! Support us on Patreon and...

Freddy meets a therapist and has a croissant (no salt). Tom has a very low stakes affliction. No guest today and it has a real patreon vibe. DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! Come to our live podcast tour! And see Rob’s...