Dad Jokes

Send us a text After a five-month hiatus—which, let's be honest, felt like five years—The Dad Jokes Podcast is officially back! And what better way to return than with major life news: Jerry and his wife have welcomed their third child to their family! This marks the fifth baby born between the two families since the podcast began, and we're celebrating by diving headfirst into the new parent chaos. Join us for this long-awaited catch-up as we cover: The Birth Story: Jerry gives us the raw, minute-by-minute account of welcoming this new addition, sharing the unexpected twists and pure emotion of the delivery room. You'll have to listen to find out the new baby’s name and sex! The Logistics of Three: How the family dynamic has shifted, how the older siblings are handling their new role, and what the sleep situation really looks like two weeks in. Life Interrupted: We break down everything that happened during our 5-month break! Brandon and Jerry discuss their individual life changes, career moves, and personal milestones that kept them away from the mics. Tune in for an honest, caffeine-fueled conversation about bringing a new life home, surviving the newborn phase again, and why the chaos of fatherhood is always worth the hiatus.

Send us a text Big news alert! This week on the Dad Jokes Podcast, Jerry has a special announcement that's about to change his world (and his sleep schedule!) forever. Join us as Jerry shares the exciting news that his family is growing – they're expecting their third child! Expect a heartwarming and hilarious conversation filled with anticipation, a touch of nervousness, and plenty of dad jokes sprinkled throughout as Jerry and Brandon navigate this major life update.

Send us a text Welcome back to the Dad Jokes Podcast, where we explore the wild ride of fatherhood with humor and honesty. This week on the Dad Jokes Podcast, we're welcoming special guest Hunter Bailey to the dad club! Hunter and his wife recently welcomed their son, Bond, into the world, and we're getting the behind the scenes about these whirlwind first few weeks. Join us for an honest and hilarious conversation as we delve into the highs of new fatherhood. We'll chat with Hunter about: The overwhelming emotions of those first few days The realities of sleep deprivation. The joys of bonding with a newborn Hunter's reflections on the pregnancy and delivery experience And the surprising things he's learned about himself as a dad Expect relatable stories, genuine insights, and maybe even a few dad jokes to lighten the mood. Whether you're an expectant father, a seasoned pro, or just love a good parenting tale, this episode is a must-listen!

Send us a text Welcome back to the Dad Jokes Podcast, where we embrace the beautiful chaos of fatherhood and try to keep our sanity intact. That's right, dads. This week, we're talking about the art of the hustle. How do we balance work, family, personal goals, and still manage to, you know, breathe? And since it's been a bit, we'll also be catching up on what's been going on in our lives. Expect some dad wins, some dad fails, and maybe a few relatable sighs of exhaustion.

Send us a text Welcome back to the Dad Jokes Podcast, where we celebrate the triumphs and tribulations of fatherhood, one overflowing diaper pail at a time. Today, we're diving back into the wonderful world of parenting multiple kids. Specifically, we're checking in with Brandon on his journey as a dad of two. We're talking sibling dynamics, time management, and the ever-elusive quest for sleep. Buckle up, dads, it's gonna be a wild ride.

Send us a text Remember that mountain of baby gear you meticulously researched and added to your registry? This week on the Dad Jokes Podcast, we're taking a hilarious and honest look back at our own baby registries, 3 years down the road. Join Jerry and Brandon as they dissect their past choices, separating the must-haves from the dust-gatherers. They'll share their biggest registry wins, their most regrettable purchases, and the items they wish they'd known about back then. Expect a healthy dose of dad humor, relatable stories of trial-and-error, and valuable insights for expectant parents or anyone navigating the overwhelming world of baby products.

Send us a text Welcome back to the Dad Jokes Podcast, where we celebrate the triumphs and tribulations of fatherhood, one social gathering (or lack thereof) at a time. Today, we're diving into a topic that's often overlooked but incredibly important: our social lives as dads. Between work, parenting, and family commitments, it can feel impossible to make time for friends or even hobbies. But having a social life is so important for your mental health and overall well-being. Join in on the candid conversation and go behind the scenes with your favorite dads!

Send us a text Being a parent is an amazing journey, but it's not without its challenges. This week on the Dad Jokes Podcast, we're tackling a topic that often gets overlooked: Parental burnout. We'll dive deep into the signs and symptoms of burnout, explore the unique pressures faced by modern dads, and discuss practical strategies for prioritizing your mental and emotional well-being. We'll also share personal stories and offer encouragement to dads who might be struggling. Whether you're a new dad feeling overwhelmed or a seasoned pro feeling the strain, this episode is a reminder that it's okay to ask for help and prioritize your own needs. Join us for an honest conversation about dad burnout and discover how to recharge, reconnect, and rediscover the joy in fatherhood.

Send us a text Welcome back to the Dad Jokes Podcast, where we're usually full of energy... but today, we're running on fumes, empty coffee mugs, and the faint hope that maybe, just maybe, this cough syrup will kick in soon. That's right, folks. We're diving deep into the trenches of sick season. If your house currently resembles a biohazard zone with used tissues scattered like confetti, you're in the right place. We'll discuss the never-ending cycle of toddler germs, the impact on our sanity (and sleep!), and strategies for surviving with our humor (somewhat) intact. Join in on the candid conversation and go behind the scenes with your favorite dads!

Send us a text Welcome back to the Dad Jokes Podcast! We're serving up a Thanksgiving feast for your ears with a special Top 10 episode. We're diving headfirst into the delicious world of Thanksgiving food and fast food. Get ready for some mouthwatering debates and controversial opinions. We'll be counting down our top 10 Thanksgiving dishes, followed by our top 10 fast-food joints. Buckle up, dads, because things might get heated. Join in on the candid conversation and go behind the scenes with your favorite dads!

Send us a text Welcome back to the Dad Jokes Podcast, where we celebrate the milestones and mishaps of fatherhood, one sleepless night at a time. Today, we're tackling a transition that's both exciting and a little bittersweet: saying goodbye to the crib and hello to the big-kid bed. Whether your toddler is climbing out of their crib like a tiny escape artist or simply showing signs of readiness, this episode is your guide to making the switch smoothly. Join in on the candid conversation and go behind the scenes with your favorite dads!

Send us a text Welcome back to the Dad Jokes Podcast, where we tackle the joys and challenges of fatherhood, one tantrum at a time. If you've ever witnessed the sheer force of a toddler meltdown, you know it can be a truly awe-inspiring (and earsplitting) experience. But fear not, fellow dads. We're here to decode those tantrums, understand their triggers, and equip you with strategies to handle them like a pro(or just tell you stories about how we have no idea what we're doing).

Send us a text It's been almost a month since our last episode, dads! Jerry and Brandon are back, ready to fill you in on all the chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of gelato that's happened since they last hit the record button. Tune in as the guys catch up on life, share their latest parenting wins and fails, and reminisce about the good old days when sleep was a thing. Get ready for laughs, relatable stories, and a healthy dose of dad camaraderie. Disclaimer: We're still not experts, just two dads trying to figure it out one day at a time. But hey, that's what makes this podcast so relatable, right?

Send us a text Welcome back to the Dad Jokes Podcast, where we swap survival tips for parenthood, one half-eaten chicken nugget at a time. Today, we're tackling the epic battle of wills: getting your toddler to eat something other than chicken nuggets and cookies. We've all been there, dads. The picky eating, the food throwing, the endless negotiations. But fear not, we're here to help you discover healthy snacks and meals that your toddler will actually enjoy.

Send us a text This week on the Dad Jokes Podcast, we're tackling the challenge of staying in shape as a busy dad over 35. We're joined by Dane Palarino of Dad Bod Sculptors(@dadbod_sculptors), a fitness expert and father, who shares his secrets for achieving a healthy lifestyle that fits seamlessly into the chaos of parenting. We'll dive into the biggest misconceptions about fitness for dads, discuss strategies for finding time to exercise even with a packed schedule, and explore the importance of nutrition, sleep, and mental health. Our guest will share his real world experience and practical experience. Whether you're a new dad or a seasoned pro, this episode is packed with valuable insights and inspiration to help you prioritize your health and well-being, so you can keep up with your kids and live your best life.

Send us a text Welcome to the Dad Jokes Podcast! Today, we're tackling a topic that's both exciting and a little daunting: technology and our toddlers. From tablets to smartphones to educational apps, screens are everywhere. So, how do we balance screen time with good old-fashioned play? Let's dive in! Join in on the candid conversation and go behind the scenes with your favorite dads!

Send us a text Welcome to the Dad Jokes Podcast! Today, we're shifting gears from toddler chaos to preschool prep. It's a big step for our little ones, and let's be honest, it's a bit nerve-wracking for us dads too. But fear not, fellow parents! We've got tips, tricks, and maybe even a dad joke or two to help you get your toddler ready for their first taste of preschool. Join in on the candid conversation and go behind the scenes with your favorite dads!

Send us a text Welcome to the Dad Jokes Podcast! Today, we're diving into the age-old struggle: getting toddlers to actually listen. We'll cover tips, tricks, and maybe even a few magic words to get through those stubborn phases. Join in on the candid conversation and go behind the scenes with your favorite dads!

Send us a text Welcome to the Dad Jokes Podcast! Today, we're venturing into territory that's both exciting and... let's just say, fragrant. We're diving deep into the world of potty training. It's a milestone for our kids, and a test of patience for us dads. Join in on the candid conversation and go behind the scenes with your favorite dads!

Send us a text Welcome to the Dad Jokes Podcast! Today, we're time-traveling back to our own childhoods while simultaneously navigating the chaotic trenches of toddlerhood. That's right! We'll be counting down the top 10 phrases that we use in fatherhood, and then waxing nostalgic about the top 10 toys we wish we could still play with. Join in on the candid conversation and go behind the scenes with your favorite dads!

Send us a text Welcome to the Dad Jokes Podcast! Today, we're ditching the diapers for a while (not literally, of course) and tackling the grand adventure that is a family car rides. The guys are back and better than ever and today, we'll cover everything you need to know – from packing hacks to surviving meltdowns to even making those pit stops a bit more bearable. Let's buckle up and hit the road! Join in on the candid conversation and go behind the scenes with your favorite dads!

Send us a text Welcome to the Dad Jokes Podcast! If the world of early childhood education makes you want to crawl back under the covers, we feel you. The guys are back and better than ever and today, we're decoding preschool, daycare, and all the options for your little one. Join in on the candid conversation and go behind the scenes with your favorite dads!

Send us a text Welcome to the Dad Jokes Podcast! If "tornado" and "disaster zone" are mainstays in your vocabulary, you're probably the parent of a toddler. The guys are back and better than ever and today, we're tackling the mess...turning your little whirlwind into a cleaning whiz (ok, maybe just a cleaning enthusiast). Join in on the candid conversation and go behind the scenes with your favorite dads!

Send us a text In this episode Brandon introduces his beautiful new baby boy KJ to the world. He details the experience before, during, and after birth and also goes over the weeks following and how the introduction to Bryce went. We also get into what's been going on in the Eluskie household over the past few weeks and generally what life is like with 2 kids. Join in on the candid conversation and go behind the scenes with your favorite dads!

Send us a text The guys are back and better than ever and this week we are giving a short update on life as we are just days away from another baby joining the Dad Jokes gang. Brandon and Jerry discuss how this process has been different for Brandon this go around and what are some things to expect for baby number 2. Join in on the candid conversation and go behind the scenes with your favorite dads!