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Despite best efforts by law makers, old people have sex sometimes. Today’s episode unfortunately is about that. Unrelated to old people bumping parts, Dr. Pitts also talks to her husband Patrick. Featuring Bowen Yang. About Sudi Green: Sudi Green is an Emmy-nominated writer and comedian. She has written for Saturday Night Live, Shrill (Hulu), I Love That For You (Showtime) and numerous variety specials and awards shows. Her on-screen credits include The Other Two, Girls, and Red Oaks. A recent NY transplant to LA, you can see Sudi performing live comedy that a friend from home described as ‘very expressive.’ Find her on Instagram @sudigreen and Twitter @Sudi_Green See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turns out we don’t tell kids if they have sex they’ll go to hell anymore. Now, we talk and explain things. In this episode. Dr. Pitts talks to her dream daughter and her actual daughter about the birds and the bees (go birds!). Featuring Rachel Pegram and Matt Rogers About Sudi Green: Sudi Green is an Emmy-nominated writer and comedian. She has written for Saturday Night Live, Shrill (Hulu), I Love That For You (Showtime) and numerous variety specials and awards shows. Her on-screen credits include The Other Two, Girls, and Red Oaks. A recent NY transplant to LA, you can see Sudi performing live comedy that a friend from home described as ‘very expressive.’ Find her on Instagram @sudigreen and Twitter @Sudi_Green See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Downstairs diseases! They’re painful, disgusting, but at least you’re getting some. In this episode Dr Pitt’s answers your burning sexually transmitted infection questions with a doctor all the way from exotic Illinois! Featuring Fran Gillespie. About Sudi Green: Sudi Green is an Emmy-nominated writer and comedian. She has written for Saturday Night Live, Shrill (Hulu), I Love That For You (Showtime) and numerous variety specials and awards shows. Her on-screen credits include The Other Two, Girls, and Red Oaks. A recent NY transplant to LA, you can see Sudi performing live comedy that a friend from home described as ‘very expressive.’ Find her on Instagram @sudigreen and Twitter @Sudi_Green See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re talking business of babies; birthin’ ‘em and pushing them the hell out. This episode’s special guest is a constantly pregnant woman who is also a nurse. And our pregnancy episode wouldn’t be complete without a classic scare from Dr. Pitt’s teenage daughter. Featuring Lauren Servideo and Matt Rogers. About Sudi Green: Sudi Green is an Emmy-nominated writer and comedian. She has written for Saturday Night Live, Shrill (Hulu), I Love That For You (Showtime) and numerous variety specials and awards shows. Her on-screen credits include The Other Two, Girls, and Red Oaks. A recent NY transplant to LA, you can see Sudi performing live comedy that a friend from home described as ‘very expressive.’ Find her on Instagram @sudigreen and Twitter @Sudi_Green See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Yoko’s guest of honor is the Head of Greek Art and Mythology at the Met and Professor at Columbia University, Professor Aisha Martinez (Julia Morales @callmejules ). In this episode, Yoko and Prof. Martinez dive into the world of myths and events throughout history that may have actually happened, like that time Yoko’s Dad said he’d go to Yoko’s clarinet recital and went to Buffalo Wild Wings instead. They discuss which Greek deity is the hottest, the possibility of Prof. Martinez becoming his new stepmom, and the most recent wrongdoing Yoko’s current evil stepmom Sharon did to him. ABOUT STEVE HAN: Steve Han (he/him) is a comedian and actor based out of Los Angeles. He’s an alum of the 2022 ViacomCBS Showcase and has appeared on networks such as FX, NBC, FOX, Freeform, Showtime, and Amazon Freevee. He’s performed with the Second City, on the Harold team Mothership and Improv All-Stars at iO Chicago, and at the Steppenwolf in Chicago. You can find him and his dog who bullies him at instagram.com/yoko__homo . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, Yoko interviews the Vice Dean and Former Head of Marine Biology at Stanford University, Professor Alan Grundle (Henrik Blix @henrikontheweb ) on a topic he (unsurprisingly to no one) knows a lot about: the Ocean. And more specifically, marine biology in our oceans. They discuss Professor Grundle’s lack of friends in the ocean (unlike Yoko, who has many friends across all bodies of water and land), whether or not the Earth has cheeks that can clap, and a new revelation in Yoko’s taxing emotional journey of trying to understand the mind of the evil monster that is his stepmom Sharon. ABOUT STEVE HAN: Steve Han (he/him) is a comedian and actor based out of Los Angeles. He’s an alum of the 2022 ViacomCBS Showcase and has appeared on networks such as FX, NBC, FOX, Freeform, Showtime, and Amazon Freevee. He’s performed with the Second City, on the Harold team Mothership and Improv All-Stars at iO Chicago, and at the Steppenwolf in Chicago. You can find him and his dog who bullies him at instagram.com/yoko__homo . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After realizing early on in the interview that Yoko’s producer found an expert in Astronomy and not Astrology like Yoko specifically asked (his producer is a triple water sign, iykyk), Yoko decides to make the best of this situation and ends up having a great chat with Dr. Spu Newton (Jordan Stafford @dudewiththeabolitionistpart ), Head of the Astronomy Club at the local Corcoran Community Center. They discuss black holes, Dr. Newton’s love life (or lack thereof…perhaps this episode will change that!), and Yoko’s newest developments in his ongoing feud with his evil stepmom, Sharon. ABOUT STEVE HAN: Steve Han (he/him) is a comedian and actor based out of Los Angeles. He’s an alum of the 2022 ViacomCBS Showcase and has appeared on networks such as FX, NBC, FOX, Freeform, Showtime, and Amazon Freevee. He’s performed with the Second City, on the Harold team Mothership and Improv All-Stars at iO Chicago, and at the Steppenwolf in Chicago. You can find him and his dog who bullies him at instagram.com/yoko__homo . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yoko Homo’s accomplished a lot: he’s a 3-time Grammy Awards Party Crasher, runner up on the only season of NBC’s America’s Biggest Show-Off, and an alum of Pronceton University in Pronceton, Arizona. The one thing he’s never been able to achieve? His father’s love. But things are starting to look up: the good people at iHeartRadio have given him an opportunity to create an educational podcast. This is his one chance to prove to his Dad that he isn’t the idiot unworthy of love his father claims he is. And who knows, maybe he’ll learn a thing or two. Welcome to Are You There Dad? It’s Me, Yoko Homo. In this first episode, Yoko interviews the Head of Archeology at Vanderbilt University, Professor Dmitri Wipe (Andrew Knox @softknox ). They discuss archeologists’ base salaries, humans who predate George Clooney, and Yoko’s hardships of living with his evil stepmom Sharon. ABOUT STEVE HAN: Steve Han (he/him) is a comedian and actor based out of Los Angeles. He’s an alum of the 2022 ViacomCBS Showcase and has appeared on networks such as FX, NBC, FOX, Freeform, Showtime, and Amazon Freevee. He’s performed with the Second City, on the Harold team Mothership and Improv All-Stars at iO Chicago, and at the Steppenwolf in Chicago. You can find him and his dog who bullies him at instagram.com/yoko__homo . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

s mud good for the vocal chords? Is “opening night” as disgusting as it sounds? In this episode you'll learn about Human Musicals from comedian Avery Nusbaum and Bethelzda, a giant worm. PLUS, enjoy a special duet to celebrate our last episode before our host takes break to shed her exoskeleton! Theme song by Brooks Allison . ABOUT SARAH SMALLWOOD PARSONS: Sarah Smallwood Parsons is a queer comedian and artist in NYC, best known for hosting Characters Welcome (100k+ YouTube subscribers) and her viral video “The Song in Every Musical That No One Likes” (3M views). Check out her TV pilot Forgotten Animals and follow her everywhere @sarahsmallwoodparsons Instagram Twitter Tiktok See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would Cool Teen ( Kate Sisk ) make a good babysitter? Is “time out” just what our host dreams about from her hole? In this episode you’ll learn about Human Parenting from comedians Justin Tyler (Comic Book Club), Meg Shah (Mommy Pickles), and Bethelzda, a giant worm. Theme Song by Brooks Allison . ABOUT SARAH SMALLWOOD PARSONS: Instagram Twitter Tiktok See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is a “boner” a collector of bones? Does Cool teen Kate Sisk h ave a “boob kink?” In this episode you’ll learn about Human Sex, with help from comedians Jessie Jolles (Happily Ever Heard Of It), Claire Burns (Clarify Your Day), and Bethelzda, a giant worm. Theme song by Brooks Allison . ABOUT SARAH SMALLWOOD PARSONS: Sarah Smallwood Parsons is a queer comedian and artist in NYC, best known for hosting Characters Welcome (100k+ YouTube subscribers) and her viral video “The Song in Every Musical That No One Likes” (3M views). Check out her TV pilot Forgotten Animals and follow her everywhere @sarahsmallwoodparsons Instagram Twitter Tiktok See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is “eleganza” a beautiful bug’s name? Is a “death drop” just what happened to that teenager that fell down my hole? In this episode you’ll learn about Human Drag, with help from comedians Nathan Pearson (Secure The Gag), Chris Burns/ Fat Carrie Bradshaw (Middle Children), and me, a giant worm. ABOUT SARAH SMALLWOOD PARSONS: Sarah Smallwood Parsons is a queer comedian and artist in NYC, best known for hosting Characters Welcome (100k+ YouTube subscribers) and her viral video “The Song in Every Musical That No One Likes” (3M views). Check out her TV pilot Forgotten Animals and follow her everywhere @sarahsmallwoodparsons Instagram Twitter Tiktok See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Things are getting so heavy and too serious so what better way to lighten it up then to get lit. Gerald pronounced JUR AWLD (Ron Metellus) is out “sick” (he quit because of creative differences) so Janelis is joined by prodigy of Fat Man Scoop and professional hype man, The Fat Doctor (David Rey Martinez) to talk about hot topics like how the global temperature is HEATING UP. Then she is joined by reggaetonero Memeito (Mariel Grullon) who is an ambassador and whose global appeal gets confusing as Janelis realizes that Memeito is not really speaking any intelligible language. ABOUT MILLY TAMAREZ: Milly Tamarez is a comedian, writer and podcaster based out of Brooklyn NY. She co-hosts the Betches Sup News and Poltics podcast and you can find her on https://www.instagram.com/milly_tamarez/ and https://twitter.com/MillyTamarez See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After learning the term Radical Transpercy from a homosexual man on Instagram Janelis decides to bare it all for her fans. Joined by cohost Gerald pronounced JUR AWLD (Ron Metellus) Janelis embraces vulnerability and decides to talk about what she believes are her mental health issues but are just oversimplified google searches. Janelis also has a long-time fan (Bridgette Rizkalla) call in to try to get her husband (Alexis Pereira) to admit she cheated on her with the waitress at Applebee’s. Finally, Janelis interviews rapper Nicki Minaj (Corin Wells) who is so bad at not incriminating herself it makes Janelis blush. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, iHeartRadio's legal team is pissed and threatens to take Janelis off the air if she doesn’t start saying allegedly statements that are unconfirmed. In true Janelis fashion, she does too much and Gerald pronounced JUR AWLD ( Ron Metellus ) tries to pick up the pieces. They later are joined by (Maritime) Lawyer Angelina Jenkins ( Andrea Coleman-Jones ) to take some calls from listeners ( Alexis Pereira and Bridgette Rizkalla ) asking for legal advice. Finally, we wrap up the episode with an expert on getting arrested Katt Williams ( James III ) who tries to justify his rap sheet. ABOUT MILLY TAMAREZ: Milly Tamarez is a comedian, writer and podcaster based out of Brooklyn NY. She co-hosts the Betches Sup News and Poltics podcast and you can find her on https://www.instagram.com/milly_tamarez/ and https://twitter.com/MillyTamarez See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In her iHeartRadio debut Janelis is joined by her co-host Gerald pronounced JUR AWLD ( Ron Metellus ) to bring down the house but hope they don’t get taken off-air like the other 3 stations they were at. In this episode, they cover SCALDING hot topics in her Tea Time with Janelis segment like how Jada Pinkett Smith’s Brother’s Assistant was making out with a white man from HBO. Janelis then has a pissy advice segment and then a no holds barred interview with writer, director, and professional cornball Otis Carter (Jonathan Braylock) about his latest film “Homemade Cooking” that has such regressive racial politics its sure to get an Oscar or whatever. ABOUT MILLY TAMAREZ: Milly Tamarez is a comedian, writer and podcaster based out of Brooklyn NY. She co-hosts the Betches Sup News and Politics podcast and you can find her on https://www.instagram.com/milly_tamarez/ and https://twitter.com/MillyTamarez See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With a new perspective on his life’s work, Omari tries to do some damage control by producing an exposé on himself. While staying in control of his own narrative sounds great, it proves difficult to also be believably objective. (Featuring Michael Gutierrez ) ABOUT RAPHAEL CHESTANG: You can see host Raphael Vargas Chestang live, hosting the standup comedy show "DEFinitely Comedy Jam" at UCB, or on Netflix in "The G Word with Adam Conover" streaming now. Make sure to follow him on Instagram @rchestang and Twitter @ChestangRaphael . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Omari is on a mission to show the Peabodys a lesson, resorting to his old tricks of lies and buffoonery. This tried-and-true method backfires when he comes face-to-face with his loyal followers for the first time. (Featuring Rachel LaForce ) ABOUT RAPHAEL CHESTANG: You can see host Raphael Vargas Chestang live, hosting the standup comedy show "DEFinitely Comedy Jam" at UCB, or on Netflix in "The G Word with Adam Conover" streaming now. Make sure to follow him on Instagram @rchestang and Twitter @ChestangRaphael . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Omari takes us on a tour through a day in the life at Omari Accurate News, pulling back the curtain on his creative process and introducing us to some of his staff, including his very stressed-out lawyer. The day takes a turn when Omari gets some bad news. (Featuring David Danipour ) ABOUT RAPHAEL CHESTANG: You can see host Raphael Vargas Chestang live, hosting the standup comedy show "DEFinitely Comedy Jam" at UCB, or on Netflix in "The G Word with Adam Conover" streaming now. Make sure to follow him on Instagram @rchestang and Twitter @ChestangRaphael . Check out this month "DEFinitely Comedy Jam" on TUES 11/29 and purchase tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/definitely-comedy-jam-tickets-444774441327?aff=ALLEVENTS See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Controversial playboy billionaire Omari Broadwater built a multi-media news empire on baseless claims and wild conjecture. Now, as one of the world’s most influential figures, the reckless (once laughable) headlines of the Omari Accurate News network seem to be a part of Omari’s master plan to amass the kingmaking power he currently wields, but is it? What does Omari mean when he says words? To find out, journalist Connor Wabash looks into Omari’s beginnings to dig into the psyche of this huge dumbass. (Featuring Patrick McDonald ) ABOUT RAPHAEL CHESTANG: You can see host Raphael Vargas Chestang live, hosting the standup comedy show "DEFinitely Comedy Jam" at UCB, or on Netflix in "The G Word with Adam Conover" streaming now. Make sure to follow him on Instagram @rchestang and Twitter @ChestangRaphael . Check out this month "DEFinitely Comedy Jam" on TUES 11/29 and purchase tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/definitely-comedy-jam-tickets-444774441327?aff=ALLEVENTS See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paranormal activity is happening in the studio today—the veil between the living and dead is dangerously thin. Jump scares abound as Katinka and Claire forego ghostbusting for ghost-misinformation-busting instead. In the end, Katinka demonstrates her (lack of) skills as a medium when a séance goes horribly (or wonderfully?) wrong. Also, have you tried Chocolate Juice ™ yet? In the spirit of narcissism, all characters in this episode are played by Desi Domo. About Desi : Desi is a comedian, actor, and writer in Brooklyn, NY. Credits include: UCB Theatre Maude Night, UCB Theatre Characters Welcome, Blank! The Musical, Netflix’s Inventing Anna, and The Conjuring . See more of her characters and impressions at desidomo.com and Instagram.com/desidomo. Desi also reads tarot professionally (better than Katinka). Book a reading with her at starchaeologytarot.com . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who was Katinka in other lives? Who was Claire in other lives? And where the heck do aliens fit into the cycle of reincarnation? Unsurprisingly, Katinka has all the answers in her juiciest episode yet. Guest Jaya Astrodar, anti-CEO CEO, chats with Katinka about spiritual entrepreneurship and her favorite companies from her past lives. Lastly, Katinka tries to read the birth chart (*tries*) of a listener curious about past life regression and then someone leaves the studio… in HANDCUFFS. In the spirit of narcissism, all characters in this episode are played by Desi Domo. About Desi : Desi is a comedian, actor, and writer in Brooklyn, NY. Credits include: UCB Theatre Maude Night, UCB Theatre Characters Welcome, Blank! The Musical, Netflix’s Inventing Anna, and The Conjuring . See more of her characters and impressions at desidomo.com and Instagram.com/desidomo. Desi also reads tarot professionally (better than Katinka). Book a reading with her at starchaeologytarot.com . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Narcissistic mystic Katinka explores the ins and outs of manifesting—whether it be with magic candles, crystals, or voodoo dolls—and big questions nobody ever asked like “Who really caused the BP oil spill in 2010?” are answered. Bestselling spiritual author Eckhart Tolle reads an excerpt from his latest book, which he wrote in collaboration with… Cosmopolitan Magazine??? Different! Finally, Katinka leads listeners through a non-relaxing and somewhat troubling meditation designed to help them manifest their (her) dreams. In the spirit of narcissism, all characters in this episode are played by Desi Domo. About Desi : Desi is a comedian, actor, and writer in Brooklyn, NY. Credits include: UCB Theatre Maude Night, UCB Theatre Characters Welcome, Blank! The Musical, Netflix’s Inventing Anna, and The Conjuring . See more of her characters and impressions at desidomo.com and Instagram.com/desidomo. Desi also reads tarot professionally (better than Katinka). Book a reading with her at starchaeologytarot.com . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it possible for a narcissist to read tarot cards or astrological charts if they’re not her own? This witchy podcast answers that question with a resounding “No!” What happens instead? Listen and learn as vaguely European mystic, Katinka, butchers every mystical practice she attempts. In this debut episode about sexy divine love, Katinka spreads awareness about numerology, gets advice from spiritual dating coach Lakshmi Pudding, and learns something shocking about her ex-husband from a tarot reading she gives to a listener. In the spirit of narcissism, all characters in this episode are played by Desi Domo. About Desi : Desi is a comedian, actor, and writer in Brooklyn, NY. Credits include: UCB Theatre Maude Night, UCB Theatre Characters Welcome, Blank! The Musical, Netflix’s Inventing Anna, and The Conjuring . See more of her characters and impressions at desidomo.com and Instagram.com/desidomo. Desi also reads tarot professionally (better than Katinka). Book a reading with her at starchaeologytarot.com . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In the final episode of Saved by the Bellmore, Steven has an inkling his show is about to be permanently shut down by the powers that be so he leaves no stone unturned. After shutting down rumors about the musical he suggests classes that should be canceled and teachers that should be fired from Lakeland High. Then, he brings his arch nemesis, Lakeland High’s very own principal Amy Jo Fletcher (Alise Morales) in for an interview. Chris Burns is an actor, writer and podcaster who also co-hosts the podcasts We Have the Receipts and Middle Children. Find him at fatcarriebradshaw.com or on instagram.com/fatcarriebradshaw . Madeline Grey Defreece is an actress and voice actor you can find at instagram.com/madelinegdefreece. Alise Morales is a comedian, actor and podcaster and can be found at instagram.com/pandalise . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.