Bitch Bible

Jackie is hunkered down against toxic smoke and gives an update on the backyard renovation, ridicules Andrew’s new recreational basketball league, and marvels at his lack of wedding music knowledge.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Jack Archer: Use code GETJACK to get 15% off your first order at www.JackArcher.comLeesa Mattresses: Get 30% off select mattresses, plus an extra $50 off with code BIBLE at www.Leesa.comOSEA: Get 10% off your first order site-wide with code JACKIE at www.OSEAMalibu.comLittleSpoon: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first online order at www.LittleSpoon.comRitual: Save 25% on your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie gets baptized after a demonic bowl of poke, discussed the highly anticipated sequel to "Frankly, Anne" and offers free public relation guidance to Rachel Hollis and Khloe Kardashian.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:SKIMS: Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerNutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comRevolve: Shop at www.Revolve.com/BITCH and use code BITCH for 15% off your first order. #REVOLVEpartnerLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.comBIBLEQuince: Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie’s back after two weeks of guests and ready to rip into pregnancy discomfort, Anna Faris’ media appearances, and Kathleen. Especially Kathleen.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Article: Thanks to Article for sponsoring this podcast! Article is offering my listeners $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more. To claim, visit www.article.com/discount/bible and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout.Boll & Branch: For a limited time, use code bitchbible to get 20% off sitewide at www.BollAndBranch.com/bitchbibleJones Road Beauty: Use code bitchbible at www.jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Gift with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty #adPique: Get 10% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/bible See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is joined by Haley Sacks, Mrs. Dow Jones herself, to discuss making good decisions with money, why at-home laser hair removal is more financially responsible than professional services, and why Birkin bags are a bullshit investment.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:The Absorption Company: Use code BITCHBIBLE at check out for up to 35% off your first order at www.AbsorbMore.comLeesa: Get 30% off mattresses, plus an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLE at www.Leesa.comRevolve: Shop at www.Revolve.com/BITCH and use code BITCH for 15% off your first order. #REVOLVEpartnerLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLENutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie sits down with Jared Freid to discuss men worshiping at the altar of options, bridesmaid inflection, male influencers, and Jared’s new book Walking Red Flag. Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Article: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at www.Article.com/discount/bible. The discount will be automatically applied at checkout.ZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout to get 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics at www.Zbiotics.com/BITCHBIBLE Quince: Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLEBetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% off at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLESKIMS: Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartner See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Andrew makes a rare appearance to attest to Jackie’s record-setting recent bitchiness, while she gives the world a warning, reveals her kink, and updates her views on Danielle from Summer House.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Jones Road Beauty: Use code Bitchbible to get a free free gift with your first purchase at www.JonesRoadBeauty.comRevolve: Shop at www.Revolve.com/BITCH and use code BITCH for 15% off your first order. #REVOLVEpartnerLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLENutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie leaves the country with a real bang by planning the Bitch Bible retreat at Alcatraz island, shares her most recent valley kabob experience, Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber TikTok trauma and why Anne Hathaway is a time traveler.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:SKIMS: Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLEQuince: Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLENutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com Revolve: Shop at REVOLVE.com/BITCH and use code BITCH for 15% off your first order #REVOLVEpartner See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie has a fresh appreciation for Bitch Bible listeners and gives her new critics a mantra to repeat, shares some big personal news, and contemplates starting a Go Fund Me.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Boll & Branch: Use code bitchbible to get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping during the Memorial Day Sale at www.BollAndBrand.com/bitchbibleOSEA: Use code JACKIE to get 10% off your first order site wide at www.OSEAMalibu.comRitual: Save 25% on your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLERocket Money: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at www.RocketMoney.com/BIBLEZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE to get 15% off at checkout at www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLEWayfair: Get prepped for patio season for way less at www.Wayfair.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is fresh off celebrating herself for Mother’s Day and rips overly sentimental holiday social media posts, continues her delayed review of Summer House, and discovers the traits she shares with Joe Jackson. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is back from a weekend of circus acts, self-care, and Miranda Priestly and recounts a surprising trip to a psychic, reviews the Devil Wears Prada 2, and plans an upcoming Mother’s Day argument with Andrew. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is getting over being possessed by a mysterious illness and gives her final thoughts about Alex Cooper and Alix Earle, describes how Clyde is a confident but grounded child with bullying in his blood, and expresses her fears for The Devil Wears Prada 2. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie sits down with Morgan Stewart to weigh in on the Alex Cooper/Alix Earle fallout, how they are going to manufacture their own feud, and what’s wrong with Lake Arrowhead. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a great episode, Jackie recaps how King Richard changed her life, the time she got kicked out of a youth sports league for breaking someone's nose, and warns Megan Fox about being Dutch-ovened. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is solo parenting AGAIN and praises women at the Masters, addresses future concerns about her health due to her soon to be protruding clavicles, and navigates the treacherous waters of the injustice of the patriarchy in the media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie has settled into spring and discusses proper parenting at wineries, gives a lukewarm review of Summer House, and tries to explain her alien frog infestation. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Boll & Branch: Get 15% off your first order, plus free shipping with code bitchbible at www.BollAndBranch.com/bitchbible SKIMS: Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.com/bible Revolve: Use code BITCH for 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCH Pique: Get 10% off for life and begin your intentional wind-down journey today at www.Piquelife.com/bible BetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% off at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is fresh off a little reckless antiquing to discuss Gloria’s termite infestation, her philanthropic passion for serving alcohol in old folks homes, and her Dim the Lights revival performed for the local police department. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Kindred Bravely: Get 20% off your first order at www.KindredBravely.com/JACKIE Leesa Mattresses: Use code BIBLE to get 20% off mattresses, plus get an extra $50 off at www.Lessa.com Quince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Behold Jackie, Destroyer of Content, discusses Taylor Frankie Paul’s implosion, Melissa Wood-Tepperberg’s self indulgent ADHD diagnosis, and current online trends that she hates. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: BRODO: Get 20% off your first subscription order and use code BITCHBIBLE for an additional $10 off at www.Brodo.com/BITCHBIBLE Little Spoon: Get 30% off your first online order with code BIBLE at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE Revolve: Shop my favorites and use code BITCH for 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCH Ritual: Save 25% on your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie talks making babies, Real Housewives and consults Grandma Gloria for movie reviews. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Quit with Jones: Start your personalized quitting journey and get 15% off with code BIBLE at www.QuitWithJones.com/BIBLE Revolve: Shop my edit, and take 15% off your first order with code BITCH at www.Revolve.com/BITCH SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at http://skims.com/bible. #skimspartner Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is coming off a social media fast and recounts Gloria’s recent near death experience, reviews the Oscars fashion, and graces listeners with answers to their questions. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: AG1: While supplies last, get a free AG1 Flavor Sampler and AGZ Sampler, plus free Vitamin D3+K2 and AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order at www.DrinkAG1.com/BIBLE Nutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com Pique: Get 10% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/bible See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After reviewing past episodes Jackie realizes the show is as great as it has ever been, issues an apology, discusses her blunt but honest communication style, and extols the sleep benefits of a recreational, domestic argument. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Quit with Jones: Start your personalized quitting journey and get 15% off with code BIBLE at www.QuitWithJones.com/BIBLE Wayfair: Find furniture, decor, and essentials that fit your unique style and budget at www.Wayfair.com Revolve: Shop my edit, and take 15% off your first order with code BITCH at www.Revolve.com/BITCH SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible. #skimspartner Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is back from a grueling commercial shoot and talks about the toll of being social, the two approved methods of socialization for females, and a paranormal experience at the Sunset Tower Hotel. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Merit Beauty: Get Merit's Signature Makeup Bag with your first order at www.MeritBeauty.com Pique: Get 10% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/bible BetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% off at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is joined by Ashley and Rayna from Girls Gotta Eat to talk about micro-penises, their four and a half hairs, Jackie’s recent exorcism, and Pampas grass. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: AG1: For a limited time, get a free AG1 Flavor Sampler and AGZ Sampler, plus free Vitamin D3+K2 and AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order at www.DrinkAG1.com/BIBLE SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartner Nutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE (edited) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie discusses some aesthetic revisions she would like to make in 2022, discovers her husband's childhood attempts at poetry and goes over some celebrity TikTok conspiracy theories. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Revolve: For a limited time, use code BITCH to get 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCH SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at http://www.skims.com/bible #skimspartner See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie makes a strong case for mother of the year with her Valentine’s Day dedication to Clyde and his grown up vocabulary, explains to Andrew what a landscape architect does, and pitches herself as a new friend to Rihanna and Adele. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Quit with Jones: Take the free quiz and use code BIBLE to get 15% off your personalized quitting journey at www.QuitwithJones.com/BIBLE Leesa Mattresses: Get 30% off mattresses, plus an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLE at www.Leesa.com Pique: Get 10% off for life at www.PiqueforLife.com/bible Ritual: Save 25% on your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie has been struck by divine inspiration for her backyard renovation and talks about her grand welcome to the stone yard, Clyde’s night in Abu Ghraib, and wiping away tears of laughter to be a Good Samaritan. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Merit Beauty: Get Merit's Signature Makeup Bag with your first order at www.MeritBeauty.com Revolve: Shop my edit, and take 15% off your first order with code BITCH at www.Revolve.com/BITCH Pique: Get 10% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/bible Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.