Dirty Litlle Secret: "Road Rage" Gone Wrong

What started as a late-night Taco Bell run quickly turned into a confession our listener isn't exactly proud of.

After getting cut off in traffic and wearing an entire fountain drink thanks to a reckless driver, frustration got the best of him. Ready to confront the driver, he pulled up alongside the vehicle-only to discover the other guy was absolutely massive and definitely not someone he wanted to argue with.

So what happened next?

Instead of starting a fight, he followed the driver to a Walmart parking lot, waited for him to go inside, and took revenge in the most unexpected way possible: by smearing his girlfriend's bean burrito all over the man's windshield.

The problem? His girlfriend was expecting to eat that burrit

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