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Go to Patreon to watch Nick spin the barrel. We didn't even have to rig it. Which are Nick's favorite days and why is his anniversary the worst?? These sauces are so weird dude. Nick is wise. Support us directly where...

Our Heroes almost got all their food but it's close enough. They force a frosty on the monkey. This doesn't even taste like Wendy's, right? Is that a good or a bad thing at this point? Wendy's is STRUGGLING but maybe...

Nick's phone is about to explode. Don't worry, Eric to the rescue. Nick'll take your phone. Give him your phone. He's gonna film. Does it have to be good? It's also a Graysie breakdown. Support us directly where you can...

Our Heroes head back to Firehouse to see if they get the firehose again. This place is filled with smoke and Jordan is not thrilled. Where does this place even rank? Is this place worse than Jimmy Johns? Are you trying...

Our Heroes get a ride with Graysie and Nick back to the office. Eric has to drive alone. Eric does his own ride along. Why doesn't anyone stop for treats? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Holidays from Our Heroes and also Graysie who does NOT want to do the fact sheet. She wants to play and she will do everything she can to prevent this episode from occurring with normalcy. We all had a big meal at...

Nick is mad. Nick is real mad. There was a deal. We paid money for that. This isn't the first time. NO! We didn't get NOTHIN! Hopefully Mumbles watched the episode. Support us directly where you can join the discord...

Our Heroes attempt to get the McDonald's Buffalo Ranch menu and they get buffalo, which is different. Ask Nick. He'll tell you. He'll scream about it. The whole time. But fear not, we got the McRib. Did this used to be...

Sonic Burger doesn't have anything and they won't give you a single burger. This place is a mess and Eric is going to drive Our Heroes off a cliff. Nick is on one. Everyone is trapped in a car. You're in for the full...

This place is on THIN ICE! Our Heroes skirt the "No Burgers from Sonic Burger" rule they set forth by creating the ultimate chicken sandwich variant. It's off menu but we need to see if there's a new pretzel king in...

ORDER IN THE COURT! Our Heroes Judges hear from YOU as you throw yourself on the mercy of the court. The docket today includes a retrial, couples arguing, and food crimes that MUST be punished. Do you Grape Goon?...

Graysie let us know its lowkey dark. RodeoGoat time for our Chungus lives. There's a bird in someone's eye. Who's taco is this? If any of this made sense to you, congrats, Chungus. Support us directly where you can join...

Our Heroes know it’s the year of Taco Bell but Graysie is yet to learn. We’re lowkey getting a burrito and it brings the heat. And the cheese. Also the return of Graysie Gets. Grab a hoodie and a shirt because its cool...

ORDER IN THE COURT! Our Heroes Judges hear from YOU as you throw yourself on the mercy of the court. The docket today includes a retrial, couples arguing, and food crimes that MUST be punished. Support us directly where...

Our Heroes somehow got unstuck from the floor and escaped the workers only to lament the disaster of not getting the food but what surprise does Michael have in store for everyone? You don't want to miss it, unless...

Our Heroes know that DQ is more than just ice cream, it's also chicken strips and sticky floors and no ice and not having the chicken strips. Wait what? Can we avoid disaster and maybe avoid this DQ FOREVER? Eric is...

Our Heroes are on a ride home and no one wants them to make it. Everyone is mad about McDonald's, bitch ass dad. Take us to Monopoly. So are we making a company account or what? Sorry Nick. Enjoy a cup of dog food. And...

This is NOT McDonald's and Our Heroes are not thrilled. They believe this is a bait and switch by Eric but Nick is on board so we're eating steak nuggets like hounds. Did you know about the new Popeye's logo? Would you...

Pasta Pete broke in and maybe ate some humanoid cookies with chocolate on the back. MAYBE ITS A TIE! Let the chips fall where they may as long as there's one loser. Monster Munch sucks still, by the way. Learn more...

Torchy's is an easy spot but Our Heroes are coming to terms with their limited offerings being a little... lackluster. This things got a lot of peanuts and mint?? Between this and Nick's cookie descriptions, its a real...

It must be seen and heard to be believed. Support us directly where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG &...

Our Heroes are Real Patriots and we're falling apart. It's the first five minutes of mayhem and its everywhere. Michael's lighting them up and we're burning it down. You can't say some of that on Youtube so we're...

Our Heroes gotta look up some cool art. You want to see? We’re not sure if we’re even allowed to show this dude. You remember Homer? No the other one. Yeah well he’s hot now. Maybe. Shhh don’t tell. Learn more about...

Our Heroes are in it for the Free Smells and the trampoline. The smells are free and the subs suck. Buncha corpos eating provolone cheese ONLY. Enjoy this week's YouReview which is like a creative writing assignment...

Which of you freekZ played Diablo 2 offline? Weirdo. MGS Delta is out but is it worth playing. What is with these drinks and serious what is with this food. BEANS? Watch Pysho Turkey here: Learn more about your ad...